₦airaland Forum

MadamExcellency:
FFK sold his tribalism for Toto. Thank goodness our genes are becoming more dominant genes than ever.


Congrats to my nephews

Unlike you.


You don.dey take style.spoil ma

gloria34:
I see truth in what u say, maybe i liked his gentleness and good humor but not enough to be his girl

Then initiate withdrawal and stop.offering closure

JasonScoolari:
Go and Prepare for JAMB next year. Buhari just reduced the fee.

Ok daddy

MannieA:
some of you males have big issues.
If she allows him to touch her,you will call her a hoe.
if she doesn't allow him,you will call her stupid..
Wat is the issue??

Ok

OK.

JasonScoolari:
Some of you dolts are just another reason Nairaland ladies call us Scums.

What is the reason for the Insults? Must Gloria34 or any Female nairalander be like your sisters?

Be civil and think well before you type some bullshit.


No hard feelings.

Jetk off mofo. My comments,my data


That's how they behave, don't touch me indeed

gloria34:
Hello Romancelanders, merry xmas in advance. I have a serious issue disturbing my head. Before i start, note that i have not been intimate with anyone 4 d past 6 months. I met this guy about 5 months ago and things have been going well, we talk and spend some time together and he has always been Nice to me, he seem perfect in all areas but my only problem is that recently, he has taken to touching me at every given opportunity. Light touch like placing hands on my shoulder, hands on my legs while i'm sitting etc. The thing is, i'm not Comfortable with it, i feel irritated by his touch and i always stop him from doing so. Today he asked a question, if i Cant even allow such little body contact then what are we? Pls has anyone experienced this before?

Fooool with sense of entitlement i qonder hoe you empty things see or.think of yourselves

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IamPatriotic:
Rather than insult, you can as well pray that God doesn't allow any other political party in Anambra other than APGA, and move on, abi won fi oriburuku see yin ni?

Smh

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Hmm

dollytino4real:
yes and so, if u don't want to see wat are u doing here

Lol.let.me.coman be.going

ROFL

dollytino4real:
wat ehen

Shift pant.small.

dollytino4real:
all these fake camel toes everywhere, abeg shift the pant make I see small

Fake camel toe

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Pulsenaija:
Vice President Yemi Osinbajo attack the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, for lack of transparency and accountability then ask nigerian to seek for what PDP did with the money they earned from selling oil sales of crude oil.

Prof. Osinbajo gave the charge during the weekend at the palace of the Ovie of Ughelli, HRM Oharisi III during a courtesy visit on the monarch in company of other Urhobo monarchs.

The Vice President Yemi Osinbajo also disclosed that in building infrastructures for the development of the country, the administration of President Muhammad Buhari had spent N2.7 trillion on building infrastructure since its assumption in office.

In his address to the monarchs, Osinbajo, who was accompanied by Minister of State for Petroleum, Dr. Ibe Kachukwu, Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan and others, said: “This is not a government that believes that the money of the people should be stolen because our determination is to build this country.

“We are earning today 60 percent less than what the country earned in the past 10years, yet we are spending more in building infrastructure than any government in the country today.

“The question we ought to ask previous government is, what did they do with the monies if today we are still building the Itakpe-Warri railway line which was established 35years ago as well as the Kaduna Hydro project which also was established 40years ago?”

https://pulsenaija.com.ng/news/osinbajo-attack-pdp/

Shut up

Aydesmond:
A Videographer and an editor is
urgently needed. must all the skill
set needed as a videographer and
must be a social media savvy.

Applicants must be staying on the island

Can i have your WhatsApp contact?

FarmManager:
Pls, if YOU have affordable new or used clean greenhouse UV covering and net for sale, kindly WhatsApp or call me on 07031114889

Ok

oyebanji:
With ₦2m what kind of investment can I venture into in agriculture please?

Entrepreneurs in the house help!

Hmm

Ok

Donwapz:
A very clean and sound Nigerian used Toyota Camry big daddy 2003 for sale at 1.050m

it's very clean and sound. contact me on 08107992356 for more photos and inspection.


the price is slightly negotiable

Hire purchase

oadmn:
Good day all
I just got a new job in Lekki Phase 1 as a Software developer, medium salary scale, the only option of accommodation I have is inside ibeju lekki or egbeda.
Which costs a lot as per transportation aside traffic.
So I am looking for someone who wants a roommate while I pay a part of the accommodation bill around lekki or ajah axis.
Or someone who can accommodate on Mondays to Thursdays while I go home on Friday to spend weekends.
Thanks and Please

Chat with me.in whatspp 0818 397 9372

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[quote author=magzey post=74079951][/quote]Get.one.person in jail.first schmuck

benedictac:
Nigerian Women

Yoruba

First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street.

Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex.

Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible.

Ibo

First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex.

Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you.

Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me.

Hausa

First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex.

Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex.

Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married.

Rivers State

First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex.

Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex.

Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you.

Cross Rivers

First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. Goes to the room, makes the bed and bingo, have sex.

Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex.

Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex.

You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me".

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Akpabio is a real dirty pig.

Slimsaj:
I need 30 tons of corn to masaka
If u can supply
Contact me 09063842424 whatsup too
Pls asap

Ok

Indeed. Show me a singlesingle prosecution

thinkafricanet:
I just see a lot of potential. Right now we are forecast to have an agricultural crisis by 2025 because we will only produce enough food to feed 25% of africa

I have a template to feed large amount of people.If Gid keeps me.alive by then,that forecast will be invalidated