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Ravenna:
Chills..

Raven, you can have snakes for breakfast, why the chills?

CuteInBlack:
Lets imagine I ever encounter unhatched snake eggs( see Pix 10). what would be my reaction?

A. Test your culinary skills and taste for foreign cuisine
B. Look for a large rock, warn them by screaming "incoming! Brace yourself! and Let it drop
C. Nurture them and let em GROW coz you never can tell when you'll need something poisonous close by

Jico87:
Good day
Allias- ico
School- uniben
Course of study- medicine
Yr of grad- 2014
States- nasarawa, ondo, kaduna, akwa ibom

When did you enter, 2007? Medicine students there are like ultimate survivors.

Totally lose track of time and myself playing Bioshock Infinite on Xbox even though I wasn't interested when it first came out in 2013... Does anyone know a cure for game fever?

Lastanza:
This is mechanical introduction bro. What if you have observed d person for a while with all d attractions and virtues you observed in the person. You would have to start all over for another person dat matches ur taste and genotype?

That's just a prototype, it definitely needs modifications. Technically, if I can't have what I want then I don't want it anymore.... What you say is like when you see a nice bottle of wine, it looks good and you heard it tastes good but when you go close and read the contents, Viola! It ain't good for you coz it's got something like a mild poison, do you still want? I don't.

Just saying

Hi I'm Kuro, AA, O negative, Mother's side has a few with diabetes, no cancer relatives, none of my sibs are school drop outs... people should properly do introductions when they meet... Problem half-solved

YourMain:
Because the more you know the more questions that arise. And the more questions that arise the more you realise you do not know. So intelligent people have more things that they do not know and the world does not know. And unlike non intelligent people they can't just google the answers and be satisfied. Leaving them feeling not as intelligent as "normal" people.

So mo' intelligence mo' problems

That's one hell of a logical nonsense which means you're smart

bolagabriella:
Wow...
Sum guys can be funny sha,imagine.
Seriously,if my money won't take me to and fro then i ain't moving an inch...though i will never tell the guy that the reason for not coming is money.

Very wise. You wouldn't want your safety to be at another's convenience, before you turn to a moral lesson on what to never do.

jubrealguy:
doesn't mata if m familiar with lagos buh hw person go waka 90km, even some moto gan go complain.........meanwhile which kind waka b dat one shoprite to obalende...........

Dude I said I meant to type 9, it autocorrected to 90km...90km is Aba women riot; warri to Benin. That's what the babe told me when I asked about her dating life. It's not so far, from Sandfill through the Lekki express, then Falomo... Obalende is not far. Anyway I am a hearsay witness.

jubrealguy:
90km..............u need to modify ds pls

Thanks. I meant 9. Are you familiar with lagos city?.... It was from shoprite in Victoria island to Obalende... Should be like 30mins drive minimum with no traffic jam.

SMartins1:
You decide going out (on a date or what eva), and you leave ur owse with the actual moni in this Nigeria whr things can change anyow... or you je gbese for road! How will you pay?

You will turn Julius Berger. I won't lie it has happened to me... Banks were on strike, I was broke and dad had to drive from the next state to give me cash. The rendezvous point was usually N120 away; the exact amount in my pocket, but thanks economic situation, it turned out to be N150

bolagabriella:
The truth of d mata is,no mata wat a lady shld always go out wt her tfare. Even if it's a date or her bf place,even if d guy is d richest guy on earth and a cheerful giver,a lady shld always go wt enof moni to take her 2 her destination and back to whr she was coming 4rm...my opinion tho and d way i do my thing
Cc:wittiyemi

You are very right. A girl told me once of how she went out with a guy for the first time and when it was getting late the guy refused to drive her back home. Like play play, she had to do an endurance trek back... It was about 9km... It was like 11pm but she got home almost 1am (lazy girl)

Kbs468:
Oya smile back to me like I am doing now

It's over already!? I must confess I like the kitty fights. Conflicts are necessary; keeps things interesting.
But seriously conversations here are sometimes very... I can't say least I turn myself into the next target practice stand.... I'm not surprised if someone turns into a grammar nazi.

LogoDWhiz:
Do you know the man?

'RRun' is quite hard this time around. Tried it myself and I was told "Can't be influenced except my DG himself"
But then, I know anything is possible.
But it's just harder than before this time around

Never met him before. He should be in his late 60s so unless he's an old man getting kicks from fooling around, he was trying to be a helpful stranger. Anyway, amma put it off. Short cuts can backfire.

Thanks... I believe same that it would be very very hard.

People is it still possible to influence NYSC postings through long legs in this era

I was gallivanting today and when a nice car stopped at my hangout to fix a tyre. While his driver was at work, I got into a conversation with the occupant which lead to NYSC. Next thing I know the old man is making a call to someone in Abuja that one of his kids is going for NYSC and asking if he is still in charge of posting. The phone was handed over to me and I was instructed to send my name, institution, CUN, and state options. Though I had all that info I told him I didn't so he told me to text the details when I get home. Said I would but after discussing with Mother, she's skeptical so I haven't sent that message.

dejiconde:
lol nah she dey find ready made hubby

It's all about packaging... The Fried Fish vs. Fresh Fish debate... Ready made saves time and energy.

drjoshua2000:
She said she can't have any emotional attachment with a PCM, that i've not yet found my footing in life (paraphrased). Yhat she is a corper hence my senior. Meanwhile am close to 29. my younger brother who is 21 is also a PCM does that make him my age mate? Next she come dey ask if am Dr of which I said it's my Nick name. She exclaimed "you are not even a medical doctor! " that was the last massage she sent since 5days now. Effort to get her to chat with me have proven abortive.

Hahaha@ "you are not even a medical doctor!"..... She was looking for a prospective husband.

wittyemi:
#

My people,i think the Lord is working mightily in the market place right now and as such,I strongly advice that graduates should flood the street of Lagos and start selling something; quit submitting CV here n there. Let God meet a #Bread or #Garden egg in your hands or head...A word is enough for the wisest o.

Lolz...... Imagine Brother Joseph turn minister of food, going to sell himself into slavery because it was prophesied that Egypt is the way forward.

Why? Can it make you fly?

Mikasa:
I
Abeg be serious jor. I just joined. It's not because of you, it was boredom. The link is one my browser. BH

If you insist, I guess I don't mind you acting like you know me..... Welcome.... Are you from the west or you schooled there?

FolabiBret:
Good for you, sir/ma.

Yeah... so you looking forward to Imo State? I shall put it into prayers

Mikasa:
#dread may right? Your signature is a give way. A little bird told me I can find you here.

Lady I don't know what you are typing about but if I see that lil bird, I would kill it

FolabiBret:
Wossop here o. CUL don dey o. Na Imo dem post me go o.

Should that be a congrats.? I didn't see the first posting so I can't tell if mine changed. But I'm good with what I got.

Abbeyunique2:
UR mom is a wise woman

Yeah... if I always listen to her, I did avoid a lotta probs. But I don't listen much coz I'm her child.

spixytinxy:
lol, continue u hear

I intend to ma... My big eyes makes me a perfect General Overseer but with all the loving loving and kiss kiss you giving, don't go breaking any hearts though.

Mother told me "my child, it's from play play love starts".... I'm seeing and I am watching

To all the husbands and wives; oral marriage with no licence... including the family friends... No kids yet?
Greetings from your neighbours, Kuronima et al.

Must he broadcast his "good deed". Looks more like something done for the fame... To please the crowd... The hero should wear a mask.

jeffizy:
[color=#007700] That picture reeks of pure monopolistic human nature.

How it becomes a reality in the near future is what I cannot say.
Facebook , instagram and other social nonsense sucking youths of their natural human relations and time has no hold on me . I will make sure my kids don't get zombie ‘d' too. [/color]

And here you are on on nairaland. An online community based platform. Well done

mark zuckerberg will have us all plugged into the facebook
matrix and casually accomplish his end goal of world
domination by enslaving the human race to interact via the
new VR platform FACEworld. We will be hooked up to VR
from birth and never allowed to take off our Facebook brand
VR goggles and we will be milked for whatever resources
we have available. Fed through a tube until we are
drained and then thown away, the end is upon us!!!

Yeah yeah yeah... I almost thought it was original smart talk and then it hit me... Someone remembers the matrix. Well done

So it made you so happy that you accomplished some great feat that you just had to publish it? .... To prove that you are wise?

LogoDWhiz:

Guy, why are you making me work for it?