₦airaland Forum

Wow! Dis nairaland is funny o. So dey even hav sex section? Wonder shal neva end o. Lol

I even see one post lyk dat dat dey r callin ashewo beer parlor. Boiz sha.

Lol

Dis mornin is sumhow dull so am now liftin ma spirit up wit drumbeat and snare frm diddy dirty money's ass on d floor. Gosh dat jam is heavy. Swit too.

I lyk songs dat hav soldier sounds.

Souljageh talkin.

Lol

Gosh!

Am just seein dat sumbody hav mov my post to a diff place on nairaland. Bet y r pple lyk dat sef? Without my permission? Nawa o!

Its mornin tym.

Dad and mum woke me up wit deir yellin again. Lol

Dey always argue. Me i dont kno y. But daddy neva hits her sha cos mum knows wen 2 shutup. Lol

Morning devotion is over. 1st born goin out wit dad. 2nd and 3rd born stil in skul while me am 2remain insyd d barracks. Dad says wen i want to go 2d plaza dat i shuld tell Yinusa. Me i dont realy lyk yinusa o. He smack my bumbum 1tym and sed am goin 2mak a fyn woman. Mtscheew! As if God did not mak me fyn b4.

Anyway sha, tym to go smoke sumtin and brush ma teeth.

Lol

R2bees:
I don't do shite songs..enjoy

Lol...shey u r d real R2Bees ni? Abi u'r jst a fan lyk me usin deir name? Cos me i kno dey r 2.

Anyway, tanks 4doin gud music sha. Nice 1.

Lol

Fynestboi:
Oh I see, its all for your good though.

Well keep on with the enjoyment.

Ok. Tank u

Fynestboi:
KushiKemi.


Try opening a diary, that will help you with all the update about, yourself.

Ok. U pple hav diary section ba? Bet me i lyk it here o! Am a romancelander.

Lol

Hi guys am new. Lol

D song dat is bustin ma brain ryt now is Shikeena by R2bees and Stonebwoi. Beat is heavy. Some shootin too. Me lyk.

Lol

Tobiee:
[email][b] No, you wan join me?

Ha! No be me and u ooo!

Lol

Dinner is swit 2nyt. Mum gav me extra meat cos am d last and only girl. Now iz just me and daddy dat r eating 2 meat. See enjoyment. Lol

My 2nd broda is not happy. Hez jealous. Me i no send am. I go chop d 2 big meat lick finger join. Lol

mimzy:
Lolz dear. She cannot vote though cos of the time she registered.

Kushkemi welcome to romanceland

Tank u very much dear. So ur even d mimzy sef? And ur fyn o! Lol

I wish u luck sha. Me i didnt join nairaland to be voting o

Lol

Tobiee:
[email] That's some BS excuse tho'. It's more or less the universal language.

BTW, my mother's tongue is in her mouth. [/email]

Ok ooo i hav hear u mr english speaker.

Who english don epp?
You don baff?

Lol

Tobiee:
[email] Lol.

@topic, it's I am or I'm not am. [/email]

Tank u mr english teacher. Shebi english is ur mother tongue?

Well done

Lol

aragonchuks:
Hi my name is caleb.. My friends call me aragon
I love playing in the rain naked
And i hv come to stay o

Hmn...playin in d rain unclad? Nawa o!

Anyway hi back 2u sha. Enjoy

Lol

makydebbie:
ok no problem see you around nl..

Ok

doctorkush:
ummmm! Baby,you killing me softly. Ellacute45 comansee

Ehn! Pls o am not ur baby. If u want sumbody 2b killin u softly, u wee come 2d barracks and dey wil finish u off BUYAKA!..Double barel

Lol

Tobiee:
[email] Who gives a _fuck?

Lol, not!! [/email]

Mtscheew!

makydebbie:
kushkemi..you welcome to nl...swthrt you came at the right time now there is a contest going on and its for miss nl...i want you my dear new friend to vote for beauty+brains+class=mimzy!..join the winning team dear vote mimzy!

Tank u 4welcumin me but me am not here 4dat pls.

And again i dont kno any mimzy or wotever u call her. I only kno mims dat sang dis is y am hot cos i lyk d song.

Sorry.

Lol

Tobiee:
[email] Forcing_Yansh_out "new" fellow, how did you learn to open a thread - specifically in romance section, quote and upload a dp, in a day? [/email]

Lol

R u really askin me dat? Am sure u did not read my post dat i post b4. I sed i wuz observin nairaland frm my broda phone and i hav bin guest on nairaland since last week.

Do u tink soldiers r dull pple?

Lol

Souljageh talkin

Yes! Am happy. Me and ma frend sha. Lol

We share 3/4 stick cos we dont want 2get 2high and b talkin anyhow. My bestie lyk to talk ehn. We hav use her eye drop now cos her own daddy is at home.

I even hear him tellin his frend dat some soldiers hav kill many boko haram terorist in alagarno area borno town.

Bet wen he say dat dey found viagra wit oda tins in deir mission am in shock. Haba! Who r dey usin d viagra for? Hope not d chibok girls o!

It is well wit dem sha. God wil take control.

Sum pple just nid 2learn 2mind dier own bizness. Deir busybodi is gettin 2much 4my lykin.

We r plenty here so dey shuld go and luk at anoda person thread insted of arguin weda i'm a realer or faker.

Nonsense.

Lol

Ede is warm dis evenin and i dont realy lyk it. I lyk cool weather. Anyway am in my besties house now. We r smokin in her toilet. I wish i had a room to myself o.

Lol

Fynestboi:
The other part is necessary not for you ma, just thinking out loud

Lol. The last time I used my pics, I knew what happened.


OK lol. Will try and use it. Maybe, maybe not.

Well.


Welcome once again.

Ehen? Alryt o! I hav hear u. And tank u

prettythicksme:
U abuse too much,dat is y u r not tall.

Mtscheew! Is it not God who made me? U abuse me u abuse God, olodo.

Lol

Fynestboi:
Welcome Kemi.


But am confused, most newbies are female why?

Tanks fynestbwoi. Bet r u realy a fine boi? Cos if yes u wil not hide ur luks and ur picture. I hope u dont hav self estim issues lyk sum pple here. Lol

Anyway sha me i dont kno y u r confused. Shey u want me 2 register as male wen i am female again?

Lol

So far so gud am not feelin pple here. Many r just rude. I tink dey r miserable pple and nid help wit deir self estim.

Me i kuku dont hav tym 4 nonsense

Souljageh talkin

Lol

prettythicksme:
Hehehehehe i just want to knw if truly u r a newbie,but dis comment shows u an oldie. u r doing urself

No. It is u dat u r doin urself.

Pls leav me alone

Bye

doctorkush:
The profile is fake... I saw it before the fellow registered...

Mtscheew! Liar! U saw wot? U tink am a faker? Pls o! If u dont know den u let me b. Period

erosimo:
Lmao... Who is ur daddy now?

My daddy is my daddy. None of ur consign.!

I dont know y but all my brodas lyk 2smok weed. I dont kno y but i learn frm dem. Lol

Bet dey dont kno i do o! I usually do it in my bestie house in d barracks. I taught her and now she lyk am pass me. Lol

But if my brodas should catch us ehn? Na trouble o! Lol

Mmmn..b4 i join nairaland ehn, i wuz just observin lol

I wuz doin guest since last week wed on my broda fone but said i shuld kuku join today. I lyk nairaland. Many many funny stories and nutty people.

My broda dont know i use his fone tho. It is wen he has smoke and doze of lol