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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Dies After Friends Pushed Her Into Pot Of Boiling Stew by Kutunban: 6:56pm On May 05
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Celebrities / Re: "Cecilia Okoro" Empties Shan George's Bank Account by Kutunban: 10:01am On May 04
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Romance / Re: I Need Help To Win The Woman Of My Dreams by Kutunban: 10:10pm On Apr 30
If you know game you know game nothing like i use to!
Tips: always bring up meaningful discussion when talking to any girl and ensure she is the one always talking, don't use money to impress any girl but have the ability to provide basic things for yourself when you are out for a date, don't be too clingy trying to know who she is talking to or where she is going to, don't always be on her face (available).πŸ’ͺ🏾

When you get a girl, try and be mysterious you don't have to tell her your challenges or your weakness it's a turn off but she might not tell you. Look for something she is interested about and get her to talk about it. When visiting her ensure you get a gift for her it could be fruits, candy or any confectionery, most women are like kids they always want gifts, it shows you are caring and they will always tell their friends or sisters during their gossip session.πŸ˜‚

Always have your haircut done atleast every week, cut your nails, brush your teeth and tongue, get a nice cologne it must not be an expensive one, don't put on rumple clothes when you want to see her, avoid bragging about your achievements let her find it out her self strategically, it's a turn on for most women.😎

If you start with money, thinking she'll love or respect you then you'll never have high value women except LVW. πŸ™…πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ

Learn how to listen very attentively, ensure you respond to annoying/odd questions with sarcasm because women always shit test to know a man emotional state, they do it unconsciously, it's better you don't give literal answers when you are not cool with certain questions.

Don't show sexual interest verbally in the first couple of month while having a conversation with her so you don't appear like a Hot modafvker but be subtle through hand holding, eye contact and hugs, don't forget to kiss the forehead and always grab her bumbum while hugging her that's if she is already giving you her attention, these are signs that should give her a hint you are sexually attracted and you want sex and her cookies will be yours as long as you play your game well.

Don't ask her silly questions about her body count, who she is chatting with and never allow a conversation to be centered about her past relationship or your past relationship.

Don't forget to always level up while in a relationship that's physically through workout, learning a skill and being a stoic because most men retrogressed colossally when they start enjoying the cookies from women and that's when they lose their frame and start blaming women when the women don't find them appealing anymore, don't be like most men.

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Romance / Re: Hook-up Girls Now Advertise Their Business by Kutunban: 8:48am On Apr 28
What if it's a blackmail? The picture doesn't look like a hookup girl, most hookup girls put on semi nude pictures online to attract horney clients.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo On Shades For The First Time by Kutunban: 10:18pm On Apr 27
TemplarLandry:
I see the glory of God all over him.

What You see is vanity.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Shames His Haters, Gets New Pair Of Shoes (photos) by Kutunban: 8:54pm On Apr 27
DeLaRue:
People don't understand that because of its nature, suede shoes looks older than their true age.

If you buy suede today, by the 3rd or 4th time you wear it, it will already look older than a leather shoe you have worn for several years. That's partly because, unlike leather, you can't polish it. Nor can you just grab a piece of cloth and water to wipe it.

Those who understand classical men's fashion know this. It is perfectly acceptable for a suede shoe to look a bit tatty.

If you see Prince Charles suede shoes, they look even worse than this man's own.

It's not about money.

Depending on the make, a suede shoe in the UK will cost upwards of Β£100. Up to Β£250 in some stores.

I can bet you, Mr Omokri's shoes will have cost him a lot of money, and I wont be surprised if it is only a few weeks old.



Your assertion is true. Are you Mr. Omokri ? I asked because your response was too detailed πŸ˜‚. Cheers

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Education / Re: What $840k Could Have Done For Kogi If It Wasn't Stolen by Kutunban: 8:49pm On Apr 27
I'm beginning to understand how Nigeria work.
Travel / Re: Aftermath Of The Fire Incident Along East-west Road Eleme (video) by Kutunban: 8:45pm On Apr 27
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Politics / Re: Hardship, Insecurity Fueling Mental Illness In Nigeria – Archbishop by Kutunban: 8:29pm On Apr 26
Nigerians deserve it, I could remember vividly how people were shouting APC Sak 2015. If only God allow man to see the future, men will be intentional with their choices.
Crime / Re: JAMB: Father Arrested For Impersonating Son During UTME by Kutunban: 7:35pm On Apr 24
Thundafireseun:
Correct dad

Nobody wants his own to carry last position

That's how to help him become last position in life.
Politics / Re: Terrorism/kidnapping: Influential Northern Senator Under Watch by Kutunban: 1:01pm On Feb 03
degamonn:
Between the suspected man and you the publisher who published this news, who is enemy of the state? The security people are doing their work secretly. you rushed to publish their plans as if the suspect don't have access to your news.
By making him aware that he is being investigated , he adjusts and block all traces.
To me, the publisher of this news is an enemy of the state.

Some call it decoy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Secured My First Tech Job. I'm So Happy. by Kutunban: 9:21am On Feb 01
Congratulations, I'm currently learning python language and I'm mid proficient . Hopefully I'll take the PCAP certification soon, then start learning SQL although I have little knowledge. I pray my story turn out good soon. I'm learning from W3school site. Python is simple and interesting.

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Romance / Re: Elon Musk Has Turned X (formerly Twitter) To A Porn Square (photo) by Kutunban: 11:25am On Jan 20
It's a satirical post, because most attendees went for knacking escaped in Davos not the world economic forum.

The Argentine President spoke about ways the world leaders can end poverty in a brilliant way through capitalism that brings out the best in people and not "collectivism" as he called it, unfortunately most attendees were there, but for other reasons because they don't care about ending world poverty.

It was published by a popular adult site on X, that their escorts were all booked by elites who sort for prostitutes escorts to Davos. That means most attendees are there for knacks. That's the depiction of his post as seen.

The Argentine President is the person delivering a speech while a depiction of an anonymous attendee in Davos is watching while doing what an average man need to do for pleasure.

We need to understand subtle messages people put out there as memes. I hope this is insightful?

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Properties / Re: My New Borehole Pumps Out Dirty Water First, Before Clean Water. Help! by Kutunban: 10:02am On Jan 20
It's common but but it will stop over time.
Celebrities / Re: Richard Mofe Damijo And Wife Celebrate 23 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by Kutunban: 1:23pm On Dec 29, 2023
If you are trying to be satirical then you have to look into your use of words. Else, you are a sad and unhappy person.

MrsNwaAmaikpe:
shocked shocked

Congratulations to RMD even if we can conclude he has a high taste for ugly and bald-headed women.


Such a handsome alpha-male should be seen with the likes of Oprah Winfrey, Genevieve Nnaji and Omotola.

Now he has five children all looking ugly like their mums.

Tufiakwa!
Health / Re: Unhealthy Eating Habits In Nigerian Culture by Kutunban: 1:30pm On Dec 22, 2023
Your challenge is basic comprehension. I'll suggest you take a course on it through Alison or Udemy.
easyfem:
In fela kuti voice ' teacher dont teach me nonsense "

Its was when I travel I knew what organic food is , most Nigerian food is organic , I didnt knw the meaning of organic untill I travel out that it's what we eat everyday naija .... we eat better food pass this white folks , I'm still here eaten my naija food u come dey write impolite story as if oyinbo eat good food pass us .... person wey won last go last oga ... its GOD that have everything at hand ... we eat better food pass this western world ... dont get its twisted
Culture / Re: Young Virgins Initiated Into Womanhood In Ogu Town, (OKRIKA) Rivers State by Kutunban: 9:03am On Dec 05, 2023
They all look feminine, it's a good thing that they kept their virginity. One of the benefits of marrying a virgin is that your path is her first path.

Marrying a none virgin is not bad but they've been on another path before aligning with yours, if your path has spikes before the roses she will remember previous paths that had Apples before the bitter cola or other paths she's been before, some men who understand spirituality who marry none virgins take them for marital allegiance which if broken it's instant 😭.

Okafor's law of Congo dynamics confirm my assertion too, especially for men who are not spiritually brutal they become victims. Sad reality!

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Politics / Re: Obaseki Cuts Off Petrol For Shaibu's Vehicles After Dep Gov's Declaration by Kutunban: 1:51pm On Nov 28, 2023
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You should understand that a bigger masquerade is behind the Deputy Governor. NEW of FCT comes to mind, if you know you know

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Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by Kutunban: 1:13pm On Nov 21, 2023
mrblessed:
It looks more of tale/fabrication than being real.

It's Artificial intelligence generated story. Many have fallen for this πŸ˜‚

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Family / Re: How Do I Confront My Wife With This Kind Of Question by Kutunban: 1:10pm On Nov 21, 2023
You dey whine AI πŸ˜‚
Crime / Re: 16 Years Old Girl Share Her Sex Experience With Her 28 Years Old Boyfriend, And by Kutunban: 7:27pm On Nov 13, 2023
Statory rape in the southern part of Nigeria, but it's okay here in the north. I sometimes wonder if our constitution is different but they have to be married. She should inform her parents so they can guide her on s*x education since she has already been exposed. She might need a medical examination to know what the problem is perhaps it's a tissue tear.
Religion / Re: Female Pastor Gives Ladies Tips On How To Attract A Spouse by Kutunban: 9:24am On Oct 31, 2023
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Politics / Re: Rivers Lawmakers Serve Impeachment Notice On Gov Fubara by Kutunban: 11:42am On Oct 30, 2023
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Politics / Re: β€˜Too Many Lies’ – Amaechi Slams Ex-npa Boss, Hadiza Usman, Makes Fresh Claims by Kutunban: 9:00am On Oct 27, 2023
Why won't he want to mention names? This country is not real.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu, Obi, Atiku Absent As Supreme Court Decides by Kutunban: 10:08am On Oct 26, 2023
Nigeria will reboot itself, I hope it doesn't come with extreme heat.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs His Wife To Death After Misunderstanding In Benue (photos) by Kutunban: 12:01pm On Oct 24, 2023
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Education / Re: As A Teacher, What Is The Harshest Truth A Student Has Ever Taught You? by Kutunban: 11:16am On Oct 24, 2023
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Romance / Re: How Silence Can Destroy A Relationship by Kutunban: 12:37pm On Oct 22, 2023
Apt.
Crime / Re: Man`s Hand Cut Off During Fight. Graphic Photos/video by Kutunban: 11:16am On Oct 22, 2023
Too gory
Politics / Re: Rep Proposes N250,000, N.5m, N1m Salaries For Primary, Secondary, Varsity Teache by Kutunban: 9:00am On Oct 20, 2023
This is not feasible except they want a tsunami of inflation. How do they intend to generate revenue for such payment? The lawmaker is obviously a product of bad educational system.
Politics / Re: House Of Representatives Finalises Plans For Official Vehicles To Members by Kutunban: 8:28am On Oct 16, 2023
We are not ready in this country
Foreign Affairs / Re: Netanyahu: We Are Pounding Hamas With Brute Force, But This Is Just D Beginning by Kutunban: 9:34am On Oct 14, 2023
Righteousness2:
I stand with Israel.
Spirtually and Physically, I am with GOD'S Covenant Nation.

ISRAEL is GOD ALMIGHTY signet on the earth.
The nation of I SRAEL is the REALITY of GOD.
ISRAEL is GOD ALMIGHTY CHOSEN nation.
ISRAEL is the APPLE of GOD'S EYE.
There is nothing You, I or anyone can do about it.

You and I cannot question GOD on why HE chose them. We cannot question our maker as HE does whatever HE likes. HE is GOD and we are mere creatures. Our duty is follow HIM.

I see people ignorantly say Israel are not christians. Why do you support them?
Listen! The ways of GOD is not the way of men.
GOD has HIS ways! Our duty is to understand and follow HIS ways.

I and you are gentiles. It is the stubborness of Israel to receive JESUS CHRIST as the Messiah that has given you and I the privilege to know JESUS CHRIST.
If the Jews didn't reject JESUS Christ, I don't think you and i will know JESUS CHRIST.

For you to understand GOD'S dealing with ISRAEL, you MUST drop your little sense and begin to see through GOD'S lense. You must begin to see through GOD'S Word.


I don't always agree with your assertion but this is the truth most don't understand. There is Devine power backing Israel.

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