₦airaland Forum

ETISALT...NOW YOUR TALKING..

wristbangle:
I used it to download a film of 1G under 7mins.

I think it depends on your locality.

But here it's the best.

JESUS IS LORD

NA YOUR HOUSE BE THE ORIGIN OF GLO??

Abegi give us better plan with fast network...no dey use diz one kowaje
#JDI#

SLIDEwaxie:
just close ur eyes and imagine this was Jonathan's era:

NCC: like I was saying Mr. President, what Mtn did poses danger to our national security. preregistered sim can be used by kidnappers, fraudsters and...

MTN: Mr. President, talk to NCC na!

NCC: (Stands up angrily and points to MTN) don't think u can escape this! the president is on our side and...

JONA: (clears throat)..I am on the side of everybody, okay?

NCC: (surprised) including boko haram?

JONA: Including Asari and Tompolo sef. oh..yes! because I am the president of everybody so let us talk this thing amicably.

NCC: But...

JONA: but nothing. okay? First of all...

MTN: (interjects) go down low

NCC: what?

JONA: MTN, mind yourself. Now, first of all, I want you to hand me the case file of this..

NCC: but Sir...

MTN: (snatches file and gives to JONA).

NCC: What insolent!!!

JONA: listen, NCC, u don dey vex me sef. shey, na u be president abi na me? so, if MTN no snatch the thing commit for ur hand u go refuse abi?
okayyyy...(frowns) now I understand. You dnt even respect me anymore. I...

NCC: I am very...

MTN: shut up my friend! the president is talking!

JONA: go! I will call u later. go now!!!

NNC LEFT ANGRILLY.

JONA: (turns to MTN): So?

MTN: we will transfer it tomorrow morning Sir (smiling). Just as we agreed on.

JONA: I trust u. I trust u. And em...the subscribers that NCC dey shout abt now, na how many?

MTN: don't mind NCC, na just 5million o.

JONA: Jesus!!! Just 5million out of 180million Nigerians na ihn dem wan make u pay that amount?

MTN: ohoo...u sef see...

JONA: Dey go abeg. Just make sure say na alert wake me tomorrow or else..

MTN: no worry Sir. u knw us na..

JONA: I knw everybody. Oya, dey go.

MTN walks out. JONA pick ihn phone call diezani..

JONA: hello ma...hello...(shakes phone) this network sef...hello ma..oh..yea ma, it's me.....thank u...(smiles). Em...I just wan ask why I no see alert yesterday? shebi una don pay subsidy to marketers....

COMMON SENSE YOU NO GET

Buhari will not probe this one o..

pretydiva:
Chaii..swimming pool don suffer. May everybody swim

GBAGAUN

Smakes on rampage

i dont know this chick.

I Sense Terminator 5

I will just tell her "SAY NO MORE"you no what to do"

School hospital are far more worse than we thought,all they do is just administer drugs.i remember vividly when i was down with typhoid and malaria in unilorin,i was given 16 different types of drugs.When i got back home,i was given just three types of drugs and i was okay within a week and a half..

This is not the first time i'll see this kinda stuff

This girl is too giant

He just said the truth and fact that can't be disputed...

Some people no even sabi their mate again"

The Apostolic Church(T.A.C)

The Apostolic Church

Tecno Force Una Use Am before??abii u bought the phone at Gun point?? awon oniranu oshii"

why will they marry when in their young days,they've cut their cloth more than their size..

#Say No More#

This one is strong...

offspec:
OP if i saw this thread before i went for service, the kind curse i for curse u eh, even satan go pity ur life.
You can say all these because you have passed through it. I could also imagine the enthusiasm in your face the day you stepped your foot in NYSC camp.
OP allow the youngies too to enjoy the scheme like you have done. That yours wasnt useful doesnt mean others will be the same

To me, NYSC took me away from Mummy's care while giving me something to hold on while hunting for job.

During NYSC i had more time i never had in school to learn different skills in preparation for the labour market.

During NYSC, i learnt yoruba language (yes under one year). I understand and speak to a good extent and it goes a long way in building trust and integration with my yoruba brothers

It also made me meet lots of friends who were helpful even after service. I be like "Segun abeg i get interview for lag o". Segun be like "offspec dey come my house naa. My house dey free". And that was a friend i met during my NYSC.

OP advice you should give people is they should try make their service year useful to them and also making good friends.
Lastly, NYSC also improved my confidence as well as my public speaking skills cos i was a "tisha" for one secondary sch and this is very essential for a job hunter

You make sense..while reading,i was like na so e worst reach,is it only NYSC corp members that get involved in accidents,it can happen to anyone...Don't mind them fools..because they waste their 1 year doesn't mean we will waste ours too...awon oniranu

did ALL

hahahahaha..lol

hahahaha...life don tire am

Nice One There..

This is an old post...have watched this video since 2010...

it is definitely CARBANION

missclassy:
Op, you have been cursed by the gods
I am sorry there is no hope for you
Bye!

Oloriburuku ni e...#this is why shekau blow people up# cursing your fellow being#maybe ur the one behind it gan paapaa