₦airaland Forum

VeryWickedGoat:
The neighbours just peeping through their windows in disgust at the Black Monkey family acting bush.

poweredcom:
Very yeye creatures they don't have anytin upstairs

Confused creatures , easily manipulated shameless

But you like to dey pay them to fukk after making money for night operation. Yamayama fall on your bald head there

Zonefree:
Every sane man married to a Nigerian girl should make it mandatory to conduct a DNA test on his first child.

A Nigerian girl with more than two body count is a red flag. If you did not meet your potential bride as a virgin, you have no moral justification to smile or dance on your wedding day.

So you believe say after marrying virgin, she still no fit carry abuna go give another man? To give you hot konk for that your bald head dey hungry me die I swear

freeman67:
You will not see CP's that way. You will only be contacted if you indicate interest

If you want to invest in CP's you just contact Greenwich Merchant Bank Limited (bolaji.adeoti@greenwhichbankgroup.com) is a good guy who can put you through, FBNQUEST Merchant Bank, Coronation Merchant Bank, United Capital, Afrinvest e.t.c. There are some I dint mention here. Just contact them and you be getting details when available.

Some presently ongoing are:


1. MIXTA REAL ESTATE is handled by Coronation, United Capital, FBNQUEST and ARM etc.

2. SKLD is handled by Coronation and Afrinvest.

3. JOHNVENTS INDUSTRIES LIMITED is handled by handled by Greenwich, Coronation, Cordros, Unity Capital, AVA etc.


4. MERCURE INDUSTRIES PLC is handled by: Cordros, Greenwich, United Capital, FSDH and Cardinal Stone.


Once you contact them, they will send you reports and ratings of which ever company's CP you decide to invest. Please, you are to do you own due diligence before investing.

These are all high risk CPs. Very high risk!!!

Gasopanis:
I have been having some kind of pain in my ear for about 2 weeks now, i went to the hospital last week and i was prescribed this drug Augmentin, i was shocked when i went to the pharmacy and was told it costs 57k, i even had to ask the lady if she knew what she was saying, i had to google it and found out she wasn’t lying. I went to buy it today.. it has just 14 tablets. A friend of mine told me it used to cost about 6k in the past.

I’m fed up of the situation of things in this country

See your dirty long nails wey full of Yamayama. Very nasty 🤢 🤮

ahnie:
Yellow grocery n beans)ripe plantain.

Yellow grocery

MariahAngel hope I’m making you proud

Kkconsults:
oya use google, type his name on google and check latest update. Dey play, you think anywhere money is going out from and not coming in won’t finish right?

I’m tempted to konk that your dull bald head I swear. You get google? Use google yourself and see. Check his instagram. Person wey just marry and flaunting cars and all na him you dey call broke? Yamayama fall on that your bald head there. Slowpoke

patrickcollins:
Talk about American Musicians, they know the other business part of music, Ronaldo can't go broke he is a brand on his own, he understands the business aspects that come with fame that is what made Beckham Richer even Ronaldo of Brazil owns few football clubs in Europe, Ronaldinho has no sense that's why he went broke

That guy is an idiot. Stop arguing with him. Very dull human being

Kkconsults:
tony tetuila drives a range rover, wande coal owns a house in lekki oya name a footballer that came out in wande coal era that is still rich. Shallipopi of yesterday is already balling rich. Music saved the streets, something football can’t do.

You must be a slowpoke to compare footballers that earn thousands of dollars to musicians. I feel like giving you a very hot slap to reset your dull brainI swear

Kkconsults:
go to ipaye field at iba estate and find your favorite footballers there carrying dreadlocks and explaining tire how they used to own a house in Manchester. They full there like this, omo music money suppass football. What’s the ensence of earning billions in 5-7years alone then become broke. Even obafemi martins currently is struggling real hard and it was on the news.

Obafemi Martins cannot be struggling. This na person wey I know. He’s still living the lavish lifestyle. He might get broke later. But he’s definitely not broke now…

Karnice600:
No follow grey hairs o. Genetics can be deceptive. Haven’t you seen a 27 with grey, while a 65 still has it all ebony black?

No 65 year old has all black hair abeg. Na hair dye.

guobe:
Happy belated birthday to Julius Aghahowa as he turns 41 years old.

Looks more like a fit 51yr old

Crownadex:
These nowadays children hen !!
I knw it will seriously pain you

Anyway I am your mate

Look at this dirty poor man dey follow me talk. Can you imagine? Chai Labadi don suffer o

Crownadex:
Though someone has already answered your ignorance thought and moreover you don't need to be forming here

Just because someone shared his working place doesn't means he's dirty

Anyway if your salary close to 500k then quote me

I am quoting you to tell you that on God who made me, I will feed your papa and his entire family for decades very easily. See poor man like dey talk 500k. Less than 500 dollars. You must be a very hopeless slowpoke for that. You don travel out of Naija before? May better Yamayama fall on that your bald head for that nonsense

mariahAngel:
Getout abeg!

Hahaha. Why you dey vex. Plus size is not bad na

Thundafireseun:
When an old man plays with children in the sand … he shouldn’t be sad when those children start playing with his scrotum

When you’re always in the mist of children you shouldn’t be worried about them calling you by your 1st name ma

Gbam!

mariahAngel:
It's a farm. 🙄
They way most of you form on this nairaland ehn!?

I think say na him house jor.

But you still never answer my question o. Are you an orobo?

Crownadex:
This wicked snake has already killed two @ of my Christmas chicken last week but was finally cought when it was trying to make another attempt today

How won’t snakes come. See how dirty the place is. You must be a very dirty person

PrinceOfLagos:
Nigeria Stories


I think it's about time that out religious leaders do a background check of Nigerian politicians before paying them visits because the Late head of state, general sanni abacha is the biggest thief in Nigeria political history.

You are assuming that the so called religious leaders are clean. Ba?

Kenogidi:
Dear brothers of the pill, so I been on some looksmaxxing shit for the past month and believe me you, the body count has substantially increased I shit you not!. So much that I'm almost tempted to abandon the red pill and go blackpill but NO!....I forever remain loyal to the red pill.
PS: looks do matter with women and everyother thing in life. Infact it's actually underrated and deliberately so. Guess that explains why the more physical good looks a man possesses, the less ''pussy tax'' women will make you pay before you smash!

WTF is this gibberish you typed up there

heartofcity12:
Just to jerk off 🤦‍♂️ , tell me why these 304s won’t keep cashing out doing what they’re doing.. 🤷🏼

For him to be dropping 60k dollars monthly means he’s got serious dough. Probably worth millions of dollars. That 60k he’s dropping monthly to see her toto is to him the equivalent of 4k naira that agrofied niggas like you drop on brothel okpo every month at 1k per week…

IAmHim1:
I've gone through the thread. I know you seek understanding of the spiritual. I recommend gofuckyourself thread. Go through it and
get your understanding

This guy. You are not well. Better go and take your meds before strong Yamayama fall on that your bald head. Jobless Lazy youth like you

mascot87:
I don't discuss with ignorance people. Face your front

No be only ignorance people. Na ignoramus people.Better go and get a book called Brighter Grammar before Yamayama destroy that your bald head there

mascot87:
Guy relax, not everyone. Yes we have a couple of situations like that but that doesn't mean it's in a larger number of such. How about Burna that just bought a customised Bugatti worth $3.5M. I want to believe they know what they are doing mehn

No be only customized Bugatti na custom made Lamborghini. Yamayama fall on your bald head for writing this nonsense!

lildush:
Even if am the richest man on earth am not buying a 600 million naira car. Are there no more lands and houses to buy? Except if it will give birth to another car if the same type. Trust me I will sell it wen it does🤣🤣🤣🤣 dats how serious I am wen it comes to managing finances

So you will just be buying lands and houses and then what next

IyaTola:
Nothing is Permanent In This World

I visited my 120-year-old grandmother and gave her some money when I was leaving and she told me she doesn't need money again.

That she can no longer buy or sell at her age, so I should give the money to the younger ones who need it.

I also have a former governor friend whom I worked with as a greenhorn PA. He was governor from 1999-2007.
Not too long ago, I saw him.

After check-in, he was left seated by the corner of the Murtala Mohammed international airport awaiting his flight.

No one even recognized him again, not even passengers from the State where he was governor, and as I walked up to him and greeted him, then asked if he wanted any assistance, he stretched forth his trembling hands to hold me and simply said,

"Thank you for even recognizing me again. I just want your attention briefly my daughter . Sit down let me ask you something.

How is your Governor doing?"

I also have a retired Major General friend whom I served as a golf caddy at the NDA golf course in Kurmi Mashi, Kaduna.
He was so rich he built a beautiful house he was so proud of.

I visited him too not long ago and wanted us to climb to our favorite spot on his balcony upstairs.

He stared at me with a broad smile and said, "IT, I can't remember the year I went up there. It is lizards and cobwebs and the likes that live there now.

Even the kids, when they come, they don't enjoy my company in the house any more than a few hours and they are gone.

I don't have the limbs to climb up there again and the cost of cleaning keeps getting higher."

I have seen a lot more things.
How yesterday became the day before, how today became yesterday, and how tomorrow became today.

How the past became history, how the present became the past, and how the future became the present.
Nothing ever remains where it is.

Your strength, your muscles, your beauty, your wealth, your guts, your worth, your courage, your talent, your YOU, will progressively diminish until it returns to its source.

The richest man in the world in the 1960s will not be on the payroll of the richest man in the world today!

Even the strongest lion in the jungle will someday become weak, and frail and be eaten by the same predators it once terrorized.

Keep that in mind always and know that no matter how appealing and tempting that thing may seem, our interest in it will diminish with time.

Our strength to consume or own it will vanish with time until everything is surely taken away from us or we are surely taken away from everything!

"Nothing is permanent in this world".

Wishing you very Reflective Times.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT!!!

Where the fukk did you copy and paste this from?. Always mention the source. No be to dey copy and paste from quora and everywhere and trying to look smart. Yamayama fall on that your bald head there. Lazy man

firearcher:
Nice write up. Solomon called it vanity upon vanity. As I grow older and those mighty men I used to know, admire and look up to grow even older and dies, I realize that the greatest blessing you can wish for is to be surrounded by people who truly loves you

The greatest blessing you need right now is a book called Brighter Grammar. Lazy youth like you!

Shalommy:
Chaii... Small man. He don try but none go follow am enter grave. Oops!!

So what do you suggest he does with the money since he can’t enter grave with ut? Make he dash you and your papa so that una go fit help and carry the money enter grave?

TrustNone:
tranquility2345 I no get your time abeg

Na only to troll you sabi

Who be that? One of those people wey dey try be like Labadi? Yamayama fall on all una bald heads there. Lazy youths!