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CelebritiesRe: Old Post Of Regina Daniels Mocking EndSARS Protesters Surfaces by laconicezone(m): 7:36pm On Nov 06, 2025
Karma is a bitch, see this small child that ran into accidental wealth!
PoliticsRe: EFCC, NFIU Launch Crackdown On Alleged Coup Funders by laconicezone(m): 10:42am On Nov 01, 2025
coolcharm:
See the energy.

But the funders of terorism and banditry in Nigeria still remains a mystery 😆
You took the words out of my mouth!

We live in a country governed by clowns
PoliticsRe: SB Adamu: Profile Of Air Force Officer Detailed To Kill Ribadu In Failed Coup by laconicezone(m): 7:22pm On Oct 30, 2025
The North wanted to seize power through the backdoor after what Buhari put us through, and even had to handover to this Tinubu of a person, that's pure evil!
CultureRe: Ibegwu: Wife Infidelity Kills Husband In My Village by laconicezone(m): 12:21pm On Oct 25, 2025
Zonefree:
If them check now, your village no get light for 6 months now, no good roads or good hospitals but your ancestors Ibegwu are not doing anything to help. Na only to make innocent men stomach swell and extort goats for pepper soup dem sabi.

Tell Ibegwu not to add to my anger this morning embarassed
😂😂😂

Man versus the gods 😅

This guy wan use laff paralyze person
PropertiesRe: The Unique Building Pattern Features Of Festac Town From Inception by laconicezone(m): 3:11pm On Oct 10, 2025
givedemwotowoto:
You see that last photo? That was Tilumbu’s original master plan for Lagos which he drew in 1945 after the Second World War when he was just -7 years old, then he gave it to Gowon in 1979 before he left for Chicago to make money for the building phase.

When we tell you people that he built Lagos you people will be arguing. Now you have seen it.
hahahaha why you like this 😂
FoodRe: Welcome To My Kitchen by laconicezone(m): 8:15pm On Oct 04, 2025
Which kain wahala be this one 😂😂😂😂
Sellfish:
Good looking food...I hope they taste as good as they look grin... No be to use 10 Maggi cook one Spaghetti o grin

Because I don see shege for all dis "posh" Abuja Restaurants angry

Like this now, I am still farting uncontrollably due to the beautiful concoctions from a Popular Abuja food vendor...I dey pray make shit come but e no gree come cry
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF In "Readiness To Implement The First Phase Of Trumps Plan" In Gaza by laconicezone(m): 3:29pm On Oct 04, 2025
Curious345:
Nice one from trump.

the moment this war comes to an end and peace is established Benjamin Netanyahu knows he ceases to be the prime minister of Israel and will most likely languish in prison for the rest of his life
Lolz de play, shebi na amotekun you wan send go make dem arrest am abi, yeye de smell 🙄
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Bombs Hamas Terror Cell In Khan Yunis (Child Spotted Among Them) by laconicezone(m): 10:33am On Oct 04, 2025
HacheNoire:
The fake Jews will bomb anything and name it anything.

Let’s even imagine it’s a terror cell, shouldn’t they have disarmed Hamas yo see if kidnap victims are there.

These fake Jews always think we all don’t have brains to reason.

They probably must have bombed another shelter and call it a terror cell.

Caucasians claiming to be from the Middle East. As a matter of fact. They are not even creations of God
Eyah sorry o, this one really pain you 🙄
PropertiesRe: Beautiful Houses That Belong To Cultists Demolished In Edo State (photos) by laconicezone(m): 3:42pm On Sep 20, 2025
Saturnalia:
It is better they are destroyed to serve as deterrent to other incorrigible cultists, otherwise they will find a way to recover their properties in the future when another Governor is elected.

Crime Never Pays!
True talk

Seun I dash you the remaining characters🤔
PropertiesRe: Beautiful Houses That Belong To Cultists Demolished In Edo State (photos) by laconicezone(m): 3:42pm On Sep 20, 2025
Saturnalia:
It is better they are destroyed to serve as deterrent to other incorrigible cultists, otherwise they will find a way to recover their properties in the future when another Governor is elected.

Crime Never Pays!
True talk

Seun I dash you the remaining characters
CrimeRe: Comfort Jimtop Oliver: Taraba Student Found Dead In Boyfriend’s House by laconicezone(m): 11:10am On Sep 13, 2025
What's a student in 100 Level doing with boyfriend abeg, is that part of her course outline? 😏
FamilyRe: I Found Out That My Daughter Is Not Biologically Mine - I Want To Abandon Her by laconicezone(m): 7:55pm On Sep 12, 2025
Bananapill:
Okpetubensio. Yanga dey sleep trouble go wake am
This one na better okpetu o
Foreign AffairsRe: Yemeni's Houthi Govt Confirms Israel's Killing Of Prime Minister, Ministers by laconicezone(m): 7:07pm On Aug 30, 2025
WriteerNg:
A ragtag barefooted rebel group is who Israel/US are celebrating about eliminating?

WhatsApp, Facebook and all western gadgets are surveillance tools for the US/Israel.

That's how they got them.
This one really pain you sha, pele! 😂
CelebritiesRe: Tiktok Star Peller Reportedly Kidnapped (Video) by laconicezone(m): 1:25pm On Aug 28, 2025
This is just for another content, everything about him is content, if it's true though, I pray he is released safely.
TravelRe: Another Corpse Recovered In Lagoon After Third Mainland Bridge Accident by laconicezone(m): 7:48pm On Aug 27, 2025
This is sad o, life is but a vapor, live every moment with eternity in view. Jesus loves you!
FoodRe: The Meals I Have Been Cooking With 1500 As An Understanding Wife. by laconicezone(m): 5:35pm On Aug 27, 2025
The way the devil be looking at you for competing with him in lying angry

Christianity EtcRe: Where Everybody That Dies Truly Goes To After Death? by laconicezone(m): 5:28pm On Aug 27, 2025
Adexvivacity:
Nothing matters here. Only death: disappearance, vanity and nothing like legacy because even if you make billions of dollars bfor going, it will only be useful for the living and the dead gets nothing. Life is indeed meaningless.
There is life after death my friend don't let anyone deceive you!

Luke 16:19-21

The Rich Man and Lazarus
19 “There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. 20 At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores 21 and longing to eat what fell from the rich man’s table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores.

22 “The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. 23 In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. 24 So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’

25 “But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. 26 And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’

27 “He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, 28 for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’

29 “Abraham replied, ‘They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.’

30 “‘No, father Abraham,’ he said, ‘but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.’

31 “He said to him, ‘If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.’”
PoliticsRe: Gombe Criticises FG’s ₦1.4 Billion Payment For Repentant Boko Haram Camp by laconicezone(m): 1:57pm On Aug 21, 2025
5 Billion! Wow una well done o
PhonesRe: Nigerian Govt Shuts Down Over 13 Million Social Media Accounts by laconicezone(m): 10:12pm On Aug 20, 2025
That's a lot
PoliticsRe: Dozens Killed As NAF Airstrikes Hit Bandits Wedding In Zamfara by laconicezone(m): 6:29pm On Aug 07, 2025
If they 2 unalive ESN operatives in south east, they will floood the internet with pictures, here they are saying they reportedly killed hundreds of bandits, and yet no single shred of evidence, propaganda everywhere!
Foreign AffairsRe: Two Ghanaian Ministers Die In Helicopter Crash, Along With Six Others by laconicezone(m): 6:17pm On Aug 06, 2025
Floky215:
we have plenty candidates for this type of helicopter here in Nigeria...
Is this really necessary? Someone's father, husband, breadwinners just died and this is the best you can say 🙄

SMH too many kids with access to the internet
SportsRe: Tinubu Confers National Honours, gifts cash, Houses To Super Falcons team by laconicezone(m): 8:49pm On Jul 28, 2025
Kastonkastroll:
I don't understand. Are they not supposed to sing the national anthem like normal people? Which one is "on your mandate we shall stand" ? What level of psychopathic behavior is that. grin grin
Who no go stand for mandate after receiving 150m wetin you de talk sef 😂
Christianity EtcRe: Celestial Church Prophet Sells Candle For ₦1.5 Million During Live Service by laconicezone(m): 3:09pm On Jul 23, 2025
Factcheck0001:
guy

It is real, that is the reality.

Life is more spiritual than what many of u see on social media, when it comes to celestial n cherubim oga no b joke.

If na dem run matter for u to bless your hustle, if dem Dey do auction for candle u better rush buy am if not u will lose all the money their blessings gave u.

This is not nollywood film but reality of spirituality.

I get guy wey dey run celestial church parole, he gives his prophet 20% of whatever he makes without being greedy.

The day we run level n he collect 4m, na for my eye e do 800k straight to d prophet.

Many of u don't know anything
Na celestial church yahoo boys de run ritual now, na normal thing, but then again e go backfire Las las
Foreign AffairsRe: 1000-19: Russia & Ukraine Exchange Dead Bodies Of Soldiers Killed (Photos) by laconicezone(m): 8:51pm On Jul 17, 2025
lordm:
1000 to 19. That's unfair
Very unfair
PhonesRe: 9 Mobile Currently Roaming On MTN Network by laconicezone(m): 9:53pm On Jul 16, 2025
Lemme try it on my mifi, hopefully it works, that's something that I haven't used in a while
PoliticsRe: What Can You Remember Buhari For? by laconicezone(m): 7:31pm On Jul 13, 2025
He opened the door to banditory, granted fulanis from all over Africa visa free entry into Nigeria, before his time it was just boko haram but he paved way for every other insecurities that happened in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Trump Slams 14% Tariff On Nigerian Exports, Others (Full List) by laconicezone(m): 10:46am On Apr 03, 2025
Is there a reason why Lesotho is charging 99% tariff for goods entering the US 🤔
PoliticsRe: Tsunami That Swept Jonathan Out Of Office Is Building Up Against Tinubu – Dalung by laconicezone(m): 1:37pm On Mar 23, 2025
De play oga Dalung
PoliticsRe: Hardship: Your Policies Worsened The Situation, Afenifere Tells Tinubu by laconicezone(m): 11:12am On Mar 15, 2025
Enjoy your Emilokan pill in peace, Afenifere should stop wailing grin
CrimeRe: Police Shoot 18-Year-Old Boy To Death In Edo by laconicezone(m): 10:57am On Mar 15, 2025
What the police did is highly unprofessional, but I think what the young man did is very wrong, why would a policeman flag you down and you would rather prefer to step on the accelerator? Like that was very careless! And where did an 18 years old get the money to afford a Mercedes Benz abeg 🤔
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine Not Invited To Peace Talks Between Putin & Trump In Saudi Arabia (Pics) by laconicezone(m): 6:57pm On Feb 16, 2025
Oil de your head!
ProfWeySabi:
When you want to settle a rift between two foes, you don't rush to bring the two to the table at first. Rather, you meet each side privately first to hear their grievances and preferences and then finally when you have reached a middle ground from both privately, you can then bring them together to resolve the issue.

There is nothing wrong in US meeting Russia without Ukraine. Same as they would also meet Ukraine without Russia.

Please stop this your conspiracy theory

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