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We got to the hospital...
Then got an emergency card because of the long queue but, yet had to wait cause the doctor was not around .

This thread is a continuation of the post I made about my "over peeing friend "
Who was in critical condition..

This country ehn!!!

Godd!!!

Just rushed him to the hospital now,
He has been peeing uncomfortably.
Just peed on him self on our way here
He's in the lab right now.

The situation escalated drastically o
He has been peeing serious blood clots

I pleaded with the admin to push this thread to the front page but, it fell on deaf ears.
This is serious. Not a trolling thread pls

Just like a runny stomach but, his I
s a runny bladder

Mods pls do the necessary.

Pls house, on our way back from the gym yesterday with my guy he bought some herbal drink believing it to be just a normal "washing and setting" herbal mixture, but right now it's kinda becoming concerning.
He couldn't even make it to church today .
When I reached out to him to know the reason for his absence, he told my that , ever since taking that mixture last night he has been finding it deficult to hold his pee.
He said he kinda has this strange reoccurring burning sensation to pee every two minutes.
And it's becoming unbearable .
According to him he has tried reaching out to the sellers through their contact number on the bottle wrap but, the line has not been reachable.

Pls house, any input or insight will help.

Ps____ (he's quite unsure how to approach it since it was caused by a herbal medication hence the reason for this post).

Ganicus676:
Na my Mama 😌😌😌

What d ' bloody hell !!

I had a friend who was really haunted.
His girlfriend terminated a pregnancy for him once ,and till this day the memory still haunts him.😔

Most times I feel stuck,
Trying to forget about it all feels like a betrayal to their memory, while holding on seems like self torture

Pls if possible do spill.
It will at least broading the horizon of some.
This may also encourage some who are going through similar situation to find solace and ambience.

Lalami3232:
Have yall asked yourselves why I voluntered to go for massive DNA test campaign against paternity fraud by nonvirgins? Even with the insults, bans etc, I no dey ever give up. I dey come back again and again to enlighten my fellow men nationwide . Most of you may not know that I'm a tech guy, so my schedule choke. But I don vow to help men worldwide by pushing this DNA test campaign to everyone who cares to listen, irrespective of my tight schedule. The question is "WHY ARE YOU PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS DNA TEST ??". Its a story for another day sha but I just want you to know say your nonvirgin partner is different from other nonvirgins out there and your preeq isn't the sweetest and biggest she has swallowed .

What do I even know sef??

It's so hard mehn.
I still see their faces each time I close my damn eyes.
Both my parents killed through diabolical means.
My mom was struck with a deadly spiritual attack. I don't know the English name for it but i believe it's called "agbaa" or "agbaa belt" in Igbo language. While my pops on the other hand ten years later was struck with a leg ailment. Both succumb to their ailment after suffering for awhile.
Till this day I can't help but battle the "what if's"..,

What if I was financially buoyant enough?
What if I was more spitually rugged?
What if I was more present?
What if I had taking more dramatic actions ?😔
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Would it had help?
Would I have saved one?, or both?
Damn it!
One thing is certain... These thoughts still haunts me day and night.
Don't no how to shake these feelings of.
It's been 15years since their passing but shit still feels like yesterday 😔
....
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What's still haunts you?

This dhit is crazy
Azin sometimes they will be keeping malice .
Like what the fvck
I got my own problems too.
Worst of it is, it usually comes from those you think understands you better.

Ganicus676:
Make I no lie, this matter touch my spinal cord.

My own na my own blood, she asked me for a big sum of money and I told her I'll send it in three installments, I sent first one, no acknowledgement, a week later, she begin gaslight me say I never send the money, I told her I did, she no believe, had to go dig my Opay for receipt, she view am luck up

Two days back, I sent second payment, to avoid long talk, I immediately post the receipt to her WhatsApp, she viewed it and lock up, not even thank you.


Even if them put gun for my head, I no dey send shi shi again, it's not like I don't have hundreds of problems of my own already...



Finally I blame this APC government, the number of people that calls to Bill rose from 10% to 900% within the past 5 years. Make God punish you say you dey abroad..

Usually it's usually the girls that do this kind of stuff,.
What's crazy now is, even your bros still wanna bill you too.

Karleb:
There are two types of Nigerian:

1. The ones doing the billing
2. The ones being billed

If you are not no 1, then you are automatically no 2.

Most people will think this thread is just for clout or wilding out but it's not.
This ahit if real.
Just yesterday I was was chilling will a female friend of mine, mehn I kid you not , within the space of three mins Convo she's billed me indirectly for Three things.
In the space of about theee mins Convo she successfully sliped in talks of her shop rent, house rent, school fees .
Mehn! It's fvcking crazy

Mehn I'm thinking of turning really cold from now on.
Trying to just be in touch with people now is feeling more like a subscription than connection.

Jb95:
The problem with we humans is that we don't like the simple solution to our problems. We believe our problems are so big that we need some kind of complex solutions to solve them.

OP, they have already given you the solution but it seems you are looking for one complex answer before you are satisfied. Learn to say NO. Make a plan for yourself and you can decide how much you are willing to spend on charity. So if anyone calls you for any need, you give from what you can afford without problems. Once that charity fund runs out don't give anybody 1 Naira no matter how they beg and cry to you.

Learn to plan and strategize your finances and build a future for yourself bcuz if they guys run you dry and succeed in sending back to the village to once again start hunting for pawpaw and coco yam that will be the end of the calls you are receiving.

And one on last advice (you can choose to not listen to this one if you please) reduce how much you call people and relatives in the name of checking up on them. It has a way of making people see you finish, learn to call those who you believe have you at heart and not looking for ways to bill you.

🙏🙏

9japride:
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Learn to say no. Some people be saving to build their houses, children school fees and other enjoyment purposes while taking advantage of the good ones by collecting from them.
Sane people will make jest of their helper by saying he/she didn't plan properly.

aswear really you get me.
Most of them actually have their on damn money.
Recently I found out one of them just did roofing on his new house.

Double0h7:
This friend you gave 10k for their birthday, what did they get you for yours?

lol , I doubt if he even knows mmm.
Like I said I dey maintain my lane and focus on important things .
Infact I do not post anything on social media.
Nothing at all
not even status update.

The bush was my santuary
From hunting of paw paw to cocoyam, corn, etc.
Just to make sure I see another day.
Nobody even knew me phone number.
Now everyone calling me like I owe them something.

Years ago when I was in the village I literally scavenged for food .
......

Another is keeping malice with me for not sending money to one of her sick relative.
Even had the guts to confront me about it today.

One just hit me up this evening saying he somehow got entangled with police
Officers For no reason.
I should send him urgent 50k.
Like how bro,
I just sent you 10k yesterday .
For you birthday.
I no dey plck money for tree nah bro

Myrrhis:
Your problem could be that you find it hard to say no to people.

I don't know mehn but , am a kind of person that always wanna make sure people have this sense of belonging around me. Because growing up was tough on me . Damn hard
Dunno if they exploiting it or just the way it works.

O mehn!,
How can you be using iphone 16 still dey beg me sub everytime.😔
Me wey day use my Android I no get sense.

Pls, nl family, is this normal?
If you can relate pls drop a comment.

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Here is what's vexing my spirit.
In fact make I use pidgin Yan my mind....
Abeg house make una help judge this marraz , am a kind of person that keeps to himself I cut my coat according to my available material o. I'm not broke o ,,but am not too comfortable either . So I dey mange and calculate my self Wella. Whenever i call few of my acquaintance or friends, it's usually to ask after their wellbeing, encourage, and vibe .
Oh Lord have mercy 🙏
But whenever I see their call, o Jehovah shamma'
it's usually for a request or one kind of nonsense billing like that.
(O boi me self they get challenge but I dey lock up carry my cross )
It's getting really worrisome, like am beginning to lose interest in people cus' they all looking like one big vampire to me.

It's just fustrating to see that the man folk Loose himself.

It's "man who**re", but I guess nl bot changed it to man love.pedlar

Doesn't a man's body count, count?
This question have been bothering me seriously.
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Who an I ?, and why does this bothers me?.
I will tell you .
Am a man who was introduced into the sex world very late. Hard to believe, but a was a damn virgin boy till I was 21yrs. My sex craze journey started after I couldn't stomach the amount of jest and riducle u had to go through in the hands of my so called friends then. I became a pro , no thanks to my blessed genetic and good body physic. As usual if there was anything to be good at I was part of those who believe in outdoing their predecessors.
Damn!
I can vividly remember bedding 6 girls on a certain day like that .the Point is, my sexmania journey spiraled into chaos and out of bounds.
I Bedded everything that moves ( that's excluding animals of course 😊)
And to be honest In all of this I lost count ( body count).

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Well, that was then.
This days I'm a man going his own way. With no much ado for the female folk.
But at times I still wonder and ponder on how much I did😔.
Like oh!, damn it mahn if I was a lady I would be crucified for my body count.
But then again I'm a man.
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Which begs the question,
"Does a man's body count, count?
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Ps = a deep insight into this post, one will realize it's not just a thread to draw traffic and gimmicks but a flow of energy from within a man's heart.
(Par adventure, you are still a virgin as a young man pls keep it son . There's no glory in being a man LovePeddler )
Declaimer: this is not a religious thread ‼️.