Someone who doesn't know tomorrow
He wants to be meddling with future.
I don't wish anyone dead oo
But God will surely make it quick for who ever is starving us in this country of ours

If not for NEPA that refuses to bring light
Dollar for fall Yakata

LibertyRep:
What or who's to blame this time around?

Sighs.

Hunger will soon show ur ribs bone
Imagine advocating for a failed president

Sonyboom:
Legacy of Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Some people claim all Tinubu knows how to do is generate IGR then I begin to wonder should humans be celebrating those not able to generate increase in IGR.

The Alpha Beta that pioneered this revenue generation is what some people call evil n fraud yet no company or business of their since 1999 is able to raise 1/100 of what Alpha Beta as done.

As a decentralized Nigeria just imagine if your tribesmen is the one with innovation to generate such income for your state n you come online to see ipob label your effort as fraud how will you feel or respond to that.

So he must do ritual before she can Bleep her

Nazgul:
This one is still a teenager na. Fear wouldn't allow him talk about love to the girl.

But there's still hope for him cos he's intelligent. When he graduates and gets a good job, nice apartment and potable ride, he'll come back to eat the fruit of his labour.

Nah only death fit collect that check from the pastor hand

To my view and I speak to bet you wrong on this
Average Nigerian enrolled his pupils in private schools
You should ask your neighbors and pick from your view
Thou , it depends on your current location

NoSmoking:
No mind am o

Na setup


If u send ur ward to private uni, what do u need a loan for?

naptu2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-synpdfu3ng?si=YQKc-BdR3Pbgakun

Volodymyr Zelensky @ZelenskyyUa

You are just a bait
Don't forget
I don't wish anyone death oo
But , please and please do anything to avoid being captured
Coz , Putin will put it in your body
Wotowoto

Her name might be nonsense
Wow
You Bleep*d nonsense

Freshtruth:
I am the Manager of a Hotel. There is this waitress that is also working at the hotel, very respectful and loyal. All the workers in the hotel respect me to the bone.

Until the same waitress keep hailing me when ever she come to my office she will say may may u are a very handsome guy o. During my off day I called her to a bar in my area cause that was her off day too. I bought her barbeque and holandia yourgut. We lodge an hotel room and she satisfy me well.

The next morning I told her we won't do this again that is wrong because am a married man she said no problem, since then this girl has been disrespecting me, she embarrass me in front of the supervisors. My supervisor got angry and told me to sack her or report her to the owner of the hotel. I told them I will handle the issue.

Pls advise me what to do pls.

Arobaga:



Tinubu is a stripper

And also a ripper

otabuko:
All the APC have brought upon Nigerias are sufferings and hardship. God please save Nigerians from this plague.

I think it high time we need to stop calling God in Nigeria messes
The same God who gave us different mineral resources
This same God won't have to paddle our dearly country
We all have the opportunity choose our leaders
Yet
All we do is to votes based on Ethnicity and Religion
If not spell! Imagine people voted for Akkcpabio in his constituency
These same people voted for one Old drug lord and was expecting miracle..
Now, dividends of Democracy is here been served with USB cord.
Now all you could do is to disturbed my Able God ...
We go chop and reap the fruit of our leaders..

Shege banza... Note , many shege yet to be unfold
Braze up

For the fact that you are black,that doesn't mean you should talk with a black brain that is if probably u have one
Number citizen of a state, pleading to Peter Obi to share his wisdom in helping your dollard president
At least he has the ability to meet the president if not once but on different occasions
He knows ur president has nothing to offer Nigerian
Don't you understand it

yarimo:
Governor sule please don't mind him, Peter obi is a kid in Nigeria politics. he doesn't know when to start or Stop.

Best Senate president so far
The next is robber stamp and after we have unverified statements man senior thief (Apa....

Glo ko Glowing ni.
I have two mtn line on my phone
I learnt mtn network was down yesterday and I quickly rush home to pick my small phone and swap one of the Mtn with Glo
Funny enough
I can only call with my Glo line while in kitchen
Any step away from kitchen, fiam the network is gone
Oh , let skip the Internet aspect, coz it nothing but Capital letter E
Yet the down network (Mtn) still shows 4G

For the fact that you are on your knees
Go and price Master Degree program

Saraki won't tolerate bad economy policies
By now, he would have served Tinubu impeachment notice

Government that was looking for who to hand over to the masses as Economy saboteur

Blame game master

To me this is pure oppression
How and why would you buy such expensive fish and yet you are planning to dish it once

Something me and my family will still use the bone to cook noodles

Chai
May thunder wire my country president

Congratulations as you attains another limestone
As you are now been crown with A certified weerey now
May you commit more nuisance both real and on court suit
Congratulations once more
Political confusing Journalism flawyer

Can't you see he is short of words when he got to Husband turn
Coz he knows husband is not just A man but Crown
I'm hungry oo
Thunder fire Tinubu's

blackpanthar:



EVERYONE ON THAT LIST HANDED HER OVER TO THE HUSBAND ON THE WEDDING DAY.......... so it is over. Her choices should be based on HERSELF and HER HUSBAND. Simple.

Visions can always be cancelled.

It's garri Ijebu and it was mixed with BUA cement

Realdeals:
Wetin be Alowolo?

Your pay master was not desperate but snatched power and remains clueless..
The kind hunger battling you now ,,, if you see frogs, u will eat

Okete001:
Hehehe

You are not desperate to be the president but you were caught begging YES DADDY with your feminine cracked voice.

You are not desperate but you have suddenly become a condolence PRO on social media and keep fooling yourself on issues you are ignorant of just to score cheap political points

Shebi people are killing their only sons now because they ate their last meals and selling their children for 50k, it would have been worse if you were the president.

They packaged you this fraud for us just to achieve their evil agenda.

Àwon olóríburúkú fé fi pònmó gba Turkey lówó wa

Sir , If you are shy to seize the power from this disaster president, kindly reciprocate your name sake, Mr Lagbeja we know
And have your shy face covered and collect this thing. Lol, just like someone slogan

When I sight's Obedient
The write up will surely tell

Some fools are hungry and still supporting nonsense

Well, he needs to learn more
The said leadership chairman was from minna, Niger state

alsudan:



This wan no sabi say na the late APC Stalwart (Sam Nda-Isaiah) na him get Leadership Newspaper.

The above picture shows Cartons of Eva, and the last time I checked it's soap... Chai ....hunger has done this.
Anything that has weight and consume space is useful carry it .

The current situation

Coz this is about woman
And no man on earth can certified one
And it's written boldly in Quran
Marries two or four once u can certify dem

One idiot that can't even feed himself three meals a day, av no boyant work.
Will now marry 3 wifes just bcoz God said many

The children will surely end up hating
No be cause

Zonefree:

How's it the fault of an African man to have two wives?

If I see that frog eye near my TV tonight
I won't hesitate to break that TV , burn the remote join
Omo ehn
Hunger wire me today no be small
Took pap in the morning.some minutes later I pee and trek to post office
Chai
Ino go better for who put us here

omowolewa:
Intact, Tinubu will soon join virtually

I was eager to see how the kidnapper's faces looks like
As a Nigerian
I was disappointed to see ranked police officer picture

Well,
I'm ok with ur write up
But , in civil service rules
I can't find Grade level 11

Nadingo:
Yesterday, I told my wife and kid that the last carton of indomie noodles I grudgingly bought 2wks ago for N11,000 would be the very last in my house. Women being women, just this morning, my wife was asking me if I really meant it and wouldn't get them even if na half carton if the one at home finishes. The bombastic side eye I gave her was enough to remind her that I'm just a level 11 FG worker trying to stay afloat.

Master strategizer
Turn Lagos to El Dorado Agbero

gaby:
Gragra don hook agbada for barbwire..

Yet ,you won't get from the foods ndooorrr
Hunger ooo
Waya dis Agbado well

Chrisrare:
Good one. Obedient miscreants oya come and whine as usual.

Imagine Seyi Law as a Citizen of a country
Backwardness is prioritized in such nation

Xscape1993:
The military should go after the drug master first. Nigeria is not a serious country. Imagine Tinubu as Nigerian president!!!

No oo
They ain't making shi shi
Its just charcoal they are generating
U know gas is expensive now
Das y
Fool of old ancient

EreluRoz:


Do you people actually make money from this crypto true true?

I don't even take anyone into this crypto thing seriously, it's same as betnaija gambling to me and if not why is it only men that do the crypto thing and the very few women involved are tomboy?