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SirVjay:
Either u wia born in 2016 or U neva went 2 primary/secondary Skol......Or U jst exist 4 no goddam Reason

dubemivan:
Indomie generation spotted!!!

schumastic:
this one is long o, but here it goes..in pidgin.
your family get only on pant wey everybody they share, so the day wey be your uncle turn to wear the pant, you come do sharp guy wear am go school, your uncle come assembly n him no know as him go take ask you for the pant, instead he started singing.
bring out the pant
or you may lose your life.
you witness when a car hit a goat n it died, so police came n were like you should explain what happen but because you can't speak English, you decided to sing.you now ask them to giv u beat..
ti ti ke ti ti ke (x2)
pim pim jam the meme, the meme fall for gutter(x2)


you were pant for one year, you come throw the pant for river, next thing, the leader of the fishs just come out with him whistle come blow ppppp, all the whole fish cone out n started singing, anya bia wa la ewo anya bia wa la (x2).

schumastic:
I thought as much

gonkraziiiiii:
U probably ddnt live in d areas where such yabs were said o

gonkraziiiiii:
It was strictly for Ppl born in d 1990-2000 ooo

Larrey:
that means you no be ajepako

IZANAMI:
Hell,I can't believe I'm doing this,but you're beautiful.
i still can't believe I'm doing this.
Not only do I rarely compliment ladies but I'm also a misogynist.
No hyping, YOU'RE FINE..
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I still can't believe I'm doing this..

schumastic:
then you probably didn't grow up in lag

sainty2k3:
u can form o. u wey we grow together for village. u wan make I expose you..

Wizzyblack3:
I want to ask, Are you working in a make up factory?

bamosagie:
If na u be the bishop u nor go vex? a whole govnur donating two hundred thousand naira (N200,000.00), him get luck self say the bishop nor use old testament swear for am.

Just joking

Ddonoflife:
for goat,we have two types:he goat and she goat.do u understand

guente02:
Must have been a rough day.

guente02:
But on a second thought....whats keeping u awake? Me kind thinks girls can sleep early.

guente02:
Ah ah were they? I tot it would argument your position on the subject. Pls dont complain o. Darlings dont.

Lasveg:
Lol.. D memes alone don make me piss for my boxers

guente02:
I believe this is unadulteratedly sarcastic.

guente02:
I believe this is unadulteratedly sarcastic.

AbuMikey:
Extras

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With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State



With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet


You Mess, Amala throw Backie


You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle