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Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op): 6:36pm On Jul 03, 2022
Thebadpolitican:
Only a dick can cure your confusion, I guess most of the guys you're always meeting never wanted to drill that hole of your's that what made you retire to a confused sexuality, guess what male dogs are now available they Bleep for free with no taste on beauty
are you tired of your Stupidity??! grin grin grin
This one you are not replying grin
Are you fed up with your Stupidity??! grin
Carry on with your Stupidity don't give up that easily grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op):
Thebadpolitican:
I am a Confused fellow embarassed cry

I will go and collect pussy from a female rottweiler since human female can't give me her pussy due to my ugliness and I won't die in silence cry
I am Claiming empty stupid homophobia angry cry
confession grin grin
Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op):
Thebadpolitican:
Lol a good example i own both moniker mistakenly quoting myself I am a fool angry cry

I need a female rottweiler or a german Shepherd pussy cry
confession grin grin
Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op): 6:14pm On Jul 03, 2022
I am tear gas and I am going to unleash my toxins to any maggot that proves otherwise
I will make sure they all choke on my toxins grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op):
Thebadpolitican:
Only a pussy can cure my confusion, I guess most of the girls I am always meeting never wanted me to fvck that hole of theirs due to my ugliness that what made me retire to a confused empty ignoramus homophobe, guess what I will submit my dick to female dogs because they are now available they Bleep for free with no taste on beauty angry embarassed cry
it make sense cheesy grin
You should try that out grin
Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op): 5:34pm On Jul 03, 2022
Thebadpolitican:
I am a Confused fellow embarassed cry
I love that grin
Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op): 5:22pm On Jul 03, 2022
Thebadpolitican:
I am a Confused human having feeling for my empty futile homophobia.... angry embarassed


I am Claiming madness as my excuse cry
okay i believe you grin
Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op): 5:02pm On Jul 03, 2022
Thebadpolitican:
I am an abomination if I was my dad I would have abandon me at birth angry embarassed
okay I am with you on this grin
Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op): 4:47pm On Jul 03, 2022
Afamsi:
abum Onye isi mbwaka angry cry
okay, I concur cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op): 3:56pm On Jul 03, 2022
Afamsi:
I am indirectly looking for my demented partners angry
okay keep looking cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op):
kingjiss:
The country is on fire , Nigeria youths are trying to take back this country and I am here talking nonsense in romance section lipsrsealed embarassed cry

I am very foolish angry cry
okay cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op):
Dmacqh:
Lol to myself.

I am Keeping it up .I am doing well .

Every man around me should be conscious.

Even if you cure my madness, you can’t cure my murmuring!!! embarassed embarassed cry
okay cheesy grin
Romance › Best Lesbian Sex Position And Which Do You Enjoy Most With Your Lesbian Lover? by Ladymissile(op):
Lesbians have greatsex, and we have the data to prove it. Research published in the journal archives of sex nature. Lesbians report having far more orgasms-86percent of the time

LESBIAN SEX POSITION TO ROCK HER WORLD
.69:The 69 position is a classic favorite because it makes both partners pleasure a priority at the same time.
One partner lays on her back, and the other lays on top of her, facing her partners feet so that both of your mouths can reach each other's genitals

.Scissoring:"Scissoring" is a form of tribbing that involves two women rubbing their vulvas together with interlocked legs in a "scissor" like position

.Missionary with penetration:With one partner wearing a strap-on and the other lying on her back, the missionary position can increase your intimacy and closeness during sex
You can look into her eye kiss her, and feel her breast pressed up against yours and it will be a major turn-on. you can incorporate nipple play or use Vibrators for clitoral stimulation while engaging in strap-on sex in the missionary position.

.Face sitting:This one is exactly as it sounds: one partner is lying on her back while the other sits on her face while holding on to something for balance.You can turn around and face your partners feet to offer new angles and change up the sensation on your clits. Bonus: if your facing your partners feet while face-sitting you can lean over to play with her clitoris or finger

.The lean in:If you want to give your Lesbian love the best orgasm of her life, have her lie on her back and spread her legs wide apart. Lie on your front between her legs and start kissing and nibbling her inner thighs.
This area is one of the body's hottest erogenous zones because the top of her inner thighs contain her ilioinguinal nerve, one of the most powerful nerves in her entire body!
Kiss and stroke her until she is writhing in ecstacy and then begin stimulating her clitoris until she orgasms. For added stimulation, you can also penetrate her vagina and finger her center of gravity

.spooning:Spooning isn't just for cuddling! you can have the closeness and warmth of spooning and have sex, too! In the spooning position the "big spoon" will reach around and caress or penetrate her partner. If you enjoy deep penetration this position is particularly pleasurable

.face to face:Sitting face to face with your partner wrap your legs around each other's bodies until you are both in a comfortable sitting position. There are a number of things you can do in this position, including rubbing each other's clitoris, nipple play, or engaging in penetrative sex with your fingers or a double headed Love Machine at the same time. This position is great for holding eye contact and making out, increasing your intimacy.

.Doggy style with a strap-on:The bottom is on hands and knees backside to their partners artificial penis while the top penetrates her vagina.
This way the top can pull the bottom into her by holding unto her waist.

.The cowgirl with a strap-on:if your girlfriend is ready for the ride of her life lay on your back and have her straddle your body by placing her knees either side of your tummy. She can place her hands on your chest for stability and you can hold her thighs to help guide her into position

.The iron chef with strap-on:With you wearing the strap-on, here's what to do. Have your girlfriend sit on a convenient surface and raise her legs. Stand in front of her and enter her with the strap-on. She can wrap her legs around you to pull your shaft deep inside her while you make love. This face position is perfect for kissing and caressing each other as you have sex

.The legs up with strap-on:To do the legs up while wearing a strap-on, simply sit on the bed with your legs forward and spread shoulder-width apart
Have your partner sit between your knees while facing you. Both of you put your arms back to support Yourselves and then shimmy your hips closer together.As she moves her hips up and onto the shaft of your strap-on, her pelvis will be between your spread legs. From here she lifts her legs unto your shoulders and starts rocking back and forth as you start having sex

.The lap dance with a strap-on:If you want to treat your partner to a slow and sultry climax, try the lap dance
Sit on a tool or on the corner of the bed and have your partner stand in front of you. Hold their hips to guide them as their slowly lower themselves into the shaft of your strap-on
Once the head of the strap-on penetrates them and they start to relax onto you, you can nuzzle into their neck with tender kisses and licks. Try caressing her breasts with one hand and reaching down to stimulate her clitoris with the other---they feeling is amazing!!!

.The steamy strap-on:Showers are the perfect place to try vagina play- They are warm steamy and totally HOT! To send your girlfriend the center of gravity heaven
While wearing a strap-on have her face You in a shower and hold her hands against the wall
Spread her legs shoulder width apart and start fingering her vagina
Apply plenty of lube, have her face the wall and enter her from behind.To help her become comfortable to the sensations reach around and start fingering her clitoris with one hand while caressing her breast with the other
Romance › Re: What Type Of Lesbian Are You And What Type Of Lesbian Are You Attracted To? by Ladymissile(op): 2:49pm On Jul 02, 2022
BoredBerry:
Wow... I wonder if Amaarae is gay... Op can you tell?
one can't really tell on the inside until she starts manifesting her sexual orientation

But on the outside she is a perfect example of "a chapstick Lesbian"
Romance › Re: What Type Of Lesbian Are You And What Type Of Lesbian Are You Attracted To? by Ladymissile(op):
FionaOO4:
RUBBISH.
you'll die a miserable death.
I'm still waiting for your information and details.
You'll die a painful death
CRAP!!!
your foolishness and Stupidity has no bounds grin
you will die in a very sorrowful and disgraceful manner grin
You keep switching from one account to the other, infact you are a joke grin grin grin grin grin

I am still waiting for your real picture and home address werey grin

If I catch you I will tie you in chains and set you ablaze and I won't leave you till you completely turn to ashes grin
Mark my words
Romance › Re: Stupid Men Think When A Lesbian Sex You As A Living Apparatus That She Loves You by Ladymissile(op): 11:39am On Jul 02, 2022
biggie2020:
Weakling!!!

You wan die abi?
PITIABLE Weakling!!!

You want to kiss the dust by my missiles abi??! cheesy
Romance › What Type Of Lesbian Are You And What Type Of Lesbian Are You Attracted To? by Ladymissile(op):
If you are new to the Lesbian world, there are a few things you should know before dating other Lesbians
One of those things is to understand the different types of Lesbians you might meet out in the pond.

Lesbian: Anybody who is not a man and is attracted to non-men may identify as Lesbians. Lesbians can be attracted to non binary people and anyone who doesn't identify as a man. Lesbians can also be transgender or identify as non binary

DIFFERENT TYPES OF LESBIANS
1) The lipstick/Femme Lesbians
A lipstick Lesbian, otherwise known as a femme Lesbian, is renowned for being the most feminine variety of the species of Lesbians
Lipstick Lesbians dress to impress wearing feminine dresses can actually work in stilettos, and know how to apply liquid eyeliner flawlessly
Example of femme Lesbian: Sarah paulson

2)the butch/diesel dyke Lesbians
Our beloved butches are often misapprehended and misrepresented of imitating men. when actually, they are expressing their own interpretation of masculinity
Not only that they are complete badasses. You will often catch them sporting an enviable muscular physique, perhaps riding a Harley Davidson, and making the girls swoon with their charm and
Most of all, butch is an attitude. They exude dyke energy
If you want a fun-fueled, orgasm-filled, Lesbian relationship, you won't be disappointed with a Butch Lesbian. And you can be pretty much guaranteed they will treat you like a queen you are
Example of butch Lesbian is lea delaria

3)Chapstick Lesbians
A chapstick Lesbian is a lesbian term used to describe a person who sits between femme and butch. They might also identify as softbutch, stem, futch, or tomboy
Chapstick aren't feminine, but they aren't masculine either. They could sway more to either side depending on how they feel on the day.
No doubt they will always look super stylish and will likely sport an edgy haircut
Example of chapstick Lesbian is ellen degeneres

4)the alpha Lesbians
Top of the lesbian food chain, with their razor-sharp jawlines, incredible tattoos and bucket of sex appeal, alphas manage to turn heads whereever they go.

5) The stone butch Lesbian
A stone butch Lesbian sports the same characteristics as a Butch Lesbian; however they are known to be strictly givers of love
They pleasure is deprived from pleasuring their partners and they never expect anything in return

6) The pillow princess Lesbians
These high maintenance type of Lesbians love to be the recipients of sex and rarely return the favour

7) The sporty Lesbians
They regularly play football, probably own a skateboard, and should probably be an ambassador for vans
Their body is a temple and you should know they are hiding some killer abs beneath their baggy t-shirt

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