₦airaland Forum

Ahmed99:
Am talking about the vote... d money we spent enriching d organizer for me I use Gotv and I don't even watch #bbn naija na d worst be that

Ahmed99:
-Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes...
-1vote = 30naira...
-11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
-And the winner goes home with 25Million...
-Voters stays at home with shi shi...
Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in
one house in SA, and some other people in
Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch
them and still vote with their money.
# PrayerPoint
My father, Anywhere they have tied our sense, on
top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it
by fire now
Oya Everybody begin to pray.

ngwababe:
What's TBH sis??

suso:
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iamtewwy:
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AngelicBeing:

Exponental:
ok

Xavier9ja:
T

ychris:
B

ckunle:
B. S

BleSSedMee:
My dear, the hunger is on another level now. Check am nau.

BleSSedMee:
Just read through the post now. I couldn't help but LMAO.
How gullible can some people be. Someone said he was paid 3 months salary upfront, in this naija and y'all believed. Chai.

Oga Pressido pls do something o. There's hunger in the land.

YoungRichRuler:


You are not alone!
Seun self was PRANKED

DDeliverer:


Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.


Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticlala
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

Wait wait wait, naso una dey do for nairaland? Somebody cannot just play with you people?

You have all been PRANKED.

APRIL FOOOOOOOOL

Good9t my people..

E go better!

ElsonMorali:
Lol. Not knowing that many waters have passed under the bridge.