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Events / Re: MC Tells A Guest That He Is Eating Too Much (Video) by LajaLaba: 6:08am On Aug 28
riverbird:
The moment I saw the headline I immediately knew it must be a Yoruba person grin, those people fit sell Thier kidney for food cheesy
True life story of your papa right?
Events / Re: MC Tells A Guest That He Is Eating Too Much (Video) by LajaLaba: 6:07am On Aug 28
riverbird:


That was how some of Thier old folks sold Thier votes for a plate of jollof rice and a chilled bottle of Pepsi during the elections grin
If dem return the favor now this IBO rat will be on the Cyber space crying every body hate us
Crime / Re: Pastor Jailed Eight Years For Raping Member’s Wife In Imo by LajaLaba: 7:51am On Aug 08
Zaheertyler:

The husband found out about the whole sex thing
To save his face he accused the pastor of rape
The pastor Bleep up sha
Person wife??
His only way out now is to beg and clamour for peace..leave his pastors role until he is sure that he has reconciled with God and his members are ready to forgive him
Or he goes full werey mode on both the husband and wife...using werey mode there is always a way out and it's the last resort

But the first is the best option and will save you unnecessary stress..
But I'm certain he didn't rape the woman but he still did wrong
What jargon this one dey write,u sabi read?otondo
Crime / Re: House Help Caught Poisoning Food Of Family With Rat Poison (video) by LajaLaba: 6:49pm On Jul 24
jeromestarks:
When you marry a very weak woman, you will need house help. The same woman will get jealous unconsciously and treat your house help bad. House help is also human, she will feel bad about how "madam" treats her and will seek revenge. Then you, the man in the house will suffer it; house help will cook her menstrual flow in soups for you, she will urinate in your children's lunch boxes, she will spit in your water etc.

If the stupid act of the madam continued, house help will finally poison all of you on the house. Many men have died through the hands of househelps.
Note: it is not the fault of the house help. It is your fault as the husband - You married a WEAK WOMAN!

To avoid this chain of events, MARRY A VIRGIN WOMAN!

Once a woman is fvcked and mounted by many men, she becomes too weak to do house chores. This will make you look for house help who will eventually kill you.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, please find a young virgin woman who is strong enough to do her house chores by herself and marry her so that house help will not kill you.


ONCE YOUR WIFE DEMANDS THAT YOU GET HER A HOUSE HELP, SHE IS A WOMAN FVCKED AND MOUNTED BY MANY MEN AND SHE HAS LOST HER LIFE FORCE. SHE IS A USELESS WOMAN. Divorce her or else, your daughters too will be very useless like her - a useless woman is a woman who is good for nothing except sex (which will irritate you as time goes on).
lol i bet this one is still 12yrs old 🙄
Politics / Re: "This Is Not A Nightclub", Akpabio Cautions Natasha Akpoti by LajaLaba: 8:15am On Jul 19
RighteousDemon:


Did this just come from you? grin
Wonders they say shall not end.

You lots are so tribalistic that every one going constructively against your opinions is given one name or the other. I enjoy the names cos it shields my identity perfectly.
Go siddon joor🙄
Sports / Re: Victor Boniface Makes Bundesliga Team Of The Season by LajaLaba: 2:56pm On May 05
kendrick9:
You guys don't like telling yourselves the truth or you're ignorant.
Since he got that injury January and came back he's not been a regular first XI player.
I don't have time to argue rubbish, you have a phone.
You never implies this on your first post!
Sports / Re: Victor Boniface Makes Bundesliga Team Of The Season by LajaLaba: 10:47am On May 05
kendrick9:
He barely starts. Mostly comes on as a sub
Who?this one sabi ball at all?lol

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Fans Visit Wizkid's Childhood Home In Surulere, Lagos (Video) by LajaLaba: 12:01pm On May 03
Na Obi people go full there undecided shame
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Replies Umahi: Your Claims Of Inciting Igbos Against FG Baseless by LajaLaba: 11:26am On May 03
ClearFlair:
Peter Obi has too much wisdom. He didn't incite anybody, he properly analyzed the situation and made his opinions known...but not everyone will understand due to Peter Obi's high level of intelligence.
Ibo man!high intelligence indeed!
Politics / Re: Meet Adetomiwa Edun, Nigerian-British Actor Son Of Nigeria’s Finance Minister by LajaLaba: 12:01am On May 01
StJasper:


Ta lo mo Okolo re ni Oyo?

Imagine a non-existing element deriding a phenomenon!!!

He has achieved more than what you or anyone in your lineage can ever dream of.

You nicked yourself 100milliongoals in order to be consoling yourself that your goal is still far.
U dey mind that muppet
Politics / Re: Meet Adetomiwa Edun, Nigerian-British Actor Son Of Nigeria’s Finance Minister by LajaLaba: 11:57pm On Apr 30
jahsharon:
If you are not doing Science and Technology, then you are useless to this generation
Tell us how useful you are to society undecided
Politics / Re: Meet Adetomiwa Edun, Nigerian-British Actor Son Of Nigeria’s Finance Minister by LajaLaba: 11:56pm On Apr 30
100millionGoal:
Who sabi this one?

An average Nollywood actor is well known and more accomplished than him.

Any mod who push this normal guy on the street to front page should be demoted immediately
See this Ipob illiterate grin go school you no gree

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Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Finidi George As Super Eagles Head Coach by LajaLaba: 5:03pm On Apr 29
Rubbish!
Politics / Re: Obi Celebrates Anambra Students That Won The National Girls In ICT Competition by LajaLaba: 5:37pm On Apr 28
Nawa4nl:
Igbos are certainly the smartest tribe in Nigeria.

That's why many are scared of them leaving.

The average market woman in Igbo land will be a Prof in some regions 🤣
Illiterate grin

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Slams Peter Obi For Complaining About The Coastal Highway by LajaLaba: 3:46pm On Apr 28
Agbadorian:


Okoko like my papa 😂
Go visit Odumeje for deliverance
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Slams Peter Obi For Complaining About The Coastal Highway by LajaLaba: 11:00pm On Apr 27
Agbadorian:


I am the real onuku o , even our last born no useless like me . I don’t blame you sir! Na this Nairaland dey give most of you guy’s liver
You be real Otondo grin
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Slams Peter Obi For Complaining About The Coastal Highway by LajaLaba: 12:56pm On Apr 27
Agbadorian:

Do you know my age ? You think I’m your mate abi? You better respect your self and move on
Keep shut!you no pass 17yrs....Learn to respect your Elders
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Holds Press Conference, Throws Up Water & Education Challenge by LajaLaba: 12:01am On Apr 25
Rubbish undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jewish Population By Country by LajaLaba: 5:29pm On Apr 21
Yorubaponu:
I

I’m not Ibo boy , I’m yuriba and yuriba I will be
Clown see your life yuriba indeed,mumu
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jewish Population By Country by LajaLaba: 12:50pm On Apr 21
Yorubaponu:

I don’t know 🤷‍♀️ about them, I only know about we in Osun state , we practice Ijews here more than anyone in Nigeria 🇳🇬 and beside we have dirty Yoruba here too and we have Skull 💀 mining in Ogun state too.
Ibo boy the tin really pain you grin see you crying all over the thread ha ha fake jew!!!

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Sports / Re: Guinness World Record: Davido, Sowore Turn Up To Support Chess Master, Onakoya by LajaLaba: 12:55am On Apr 20
ZUKKYY:
E liv rent free in my head can't think straight ever again
You are sick,you seriously need a Doc
Sports / Re: Guinness World Record: Davido, Sowore Turn Up To Support Chess Master, Onakoya by LajaLaba: 12:51am On Apr 20
ZUKKYY:
E liv rent free on your head.
Go school you no gree undecided
Sports / Re: Guinness World Record: Davido, Sowore Turn Up To Support Chess Master, Onakoya by LajaLaba: 12:50am On Apr 20
CrossRhodes:

Inside my empty head
No wonder undecided
Sports / Re: Guinness World Record: Davido, Sowore Turn Up To Support Chess Master, Onakoya by LajaLaba: 6:58pm On Apr 19
Where is President Peter Obi?

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Politics / Re: Obidients Declare Operation One Borehole Project Per Community In Support Of Obi by LajaLaba: 12:51pm On Apr 13
Cash out undecided Gbajue people
Politics / Re: Is This The "Broke" Reno Omokri That's Always Attacking Peter Obi - Photos by LajaLaba: 10:33am On Apr 13
Obidients na dense people nah undecided
Politics / Re: Person Use Him Money Do Borehole, You Dey Beef Am - Rufai Slams Obi's Critics by LajaLaba: 11:17pm On Apr 10
Who send the muppet grin
Politics / Re: Borehole Controversy: I Am Disappointed In Obi - Tonto Dikeh by LajaLaba: 10:53pm On Apr 10
immortalcrown:
Poorly done but [i]according to his pocket [/i]and it is serving the people. How many did your government or president do?
Obi is a poor man...Mumu
Health / Re: Three Die After Consuming Expired Drugs In Kaduna by LajaLaba: 3:15pm On Apr 10
undecided
Politics / Re: Borehole: Obi Said He Wants People To Get Angry At What He's Doing - Abdulkarim by LajaLaba: 3:09pm On Apr 10
Obaranje:
and funny enough you didn't remember the widows might

God does not take pleasure in abundant sacrifice that is not from the heart.

Whatever you have if it's from your heart give.

To show how hypocritical you people are, that village has a governor, a HR state and federal, a LGA chairman, a councilor nor of them deem it fit to see the need of those people.

None of you criticize them from governor to council chair

Only for a none State actor to come to their recuse and do according to his strength

Boom all you hypocrite left the people in power who are responsible for that under your party APC and be attacking obi

Something must be very special with that man obi

We deserve the leaders we have, the people are worst than the leaders
Who send the otondo?

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Politics / Re: Borehole: Obi Said He Wants People To Get Angry At What He's Doing - Abdulkarim by LajaLaba: 3:08pm On Apr 10
JetApartment:


Again, thunder will strike my whole family dead if you don't show us the borehole you built for poor people in your village.
U dey craze!clown

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Politics / Re: "Don't Mock Peter Obi For His Borehole Projects, Water Is Life" —Shehu Sani by LajaLaba: 1:21pm On Apr 10
Lizzysamuel:


Election is over Helinus, obi is now like yourself.

What have you donated as a private citizen like Obi? Stop throwing tantrums..
Go siddon!u sabi nothing,just stop please

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