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Mtcheew!

So he went to d prison with his glasses nd cap.

Photoshop.

falcon01:
you will find pofpof,chinchin and purewater inside chemist

Lmao

chymystique:
@sugarbuns, hope its better as ve copied it here on NL so everybody could read the so called tale without visitng your blog

Can't stop laughing @ dis.....u must be a naughty lady

Thanks tho

Cheadiva:
I wanna stop getting angry

Come stay around me nd my cousins

Happy New year family....

Hope u enjoyed d not too long holiday....


Here's my new year resolution.....I want to spend much time with u all.....loving u like never before.


I pray d almighty God strengthens our bond....LOVE YA'ALL LOADS


@

SIS charijee
Sis Cheriepet
Bro Jeffreyjames
LogodWiz...thanks xoxo
harlos
Cheadiva
toniro
daveP nd pretty Trypa
Jennimma
Kelvingraphics
Lorlaahlozz
KingPhillip
Elantracey
MizTola
Princesschi
SexySapphire
Beennkumar
KingTom
obayaya

Nd u!! Yes you!!

I created dis topic cos, some1 asked...what's my resolution for 2015?...

I came up with a simple answer... *I want to accomplish the incomplete*

There're so many resolutions we made last year and abandoned midway....we need to give it a second shot, it worth another chance.


Here are some resolutions dat may or will help u:::

Realistic resolutions:- Don't weave dreams in d air, make a resolution dat would have significance in and add a meaning to ur life.

MONITOR PROGRESS :- Resolve dis year to monitor how far u are holding on to ur commitment. It will help u hang on.

SOAK UP NEW SKILLS :- Learning something new and interesting... like, new languages e.t.c is always fun.

QUIT ADDICTION :- If it does u no good, why stick to it? If u're addicted to a particular thing nd u can't help urself overcome such thing...seek d help of professionals or support groups.

SACK STRESS :- There's is always a magic tip. U must find ur own haven and feel light at heart.

BACK TO SCHOOL :- IT's not d name of those school stuffs lol... learning has no age, pick up where u left off.

LIVE STRESS FREE LIFE :- make up a proper To-Do list, and u're halfway there already

LIVEN YOUR UR LIFESTYLE :- Professional growth is okay, but your personal life requires attention too. Strike to balance.

SNOOZE AWAY TO SLUMBER LAND :- Do not sacrifice ur sleep for a meaningless thing....take a nap @least.

SPICE UP THE MUNDANE :- Bring some sizzle to ur daily life. Plan a candlelight dinner. Bring some flowers to ur bedroom. This will make life seem more beautiful.

BE WOWED BY WONDERLUST :- Plan to reach out to new places that interest you. U may consider including a fund for ur trotting in ur annual budget.

HAVE FUN WITH FAMILY :- It works like magic

STEP UP OR STEP DOWN SOCIAL MEDIA ACTIVITY.

ALWAYS SPEAK UR MIND.

UNLEASH THE ANGEL IN YOU :- Nothing! I repeat, Nothing! Feels better than seeing a smile on someone. Do ur bit to stand by people who need ur support. REMEMBER...."EVERY LITTLE HELP..MATTERS"

ADOPT A PET :- Feel the bliss by giving one a home.

RELIVE UR CHILDHOOD :- Bring back d simplicity in life...dance in d rain, jump in a puddle, lick a popsicle.....JUST BE CAREFREE.

GET PICTURED AT D WONDERS OF THE WORLD :- This is for d travel bug.

TAME THE MANE :- A brand new makeover will be great way to discover a new you....I DNT DO MAKEUP THOUGH

***THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL.....GET STRUCK BY CUPID :- Falling in love is d most beautiful thing to happen in a new year....
(like a friend told me yesternyt....he adviced me to try dis*** lol And if u're rosy eyed enough, you could even ring the wedding bells***

I Hope with dis few points of mine...I've bn able to confuse...ooppss! I mean CONVINCE U DAT......EM....EM....LANICKY IS A GUD GAL..HEHEHEHE

efficiencie:
This is wrong as it is not the prophetic outlook for 2015 it is for 2014... please get your facts right before misleading people and taking them into the past... correct it please...

Made a mistake with d topic.

Corrected.

Zoharariel:
When will all these Stomach Infrastructure Pastors learn to shut up?

Always editing his prophecies without any of it coming to pass.

We don't need prophecies; we only need you to stop "Tithe Collection" and see the number of churches that will collapse.

Empty Pastor building 35Billion Naira Auditorium from the pockets of his gullible followers. Cecilia Ibru gave Billions of Naira in donations to MFM & she was honoured with a private seat at the Prayer City[No 1 sits on her chair even when she doesn't come to church]. I just hope u've been able to recover her confiscated properties with your useless "Fall Down & Die" prayers - Nansense!


His 2013 Prophecies

www.nairaland.com/1148136/prophetic-outlook-2013-dr-olukoya


His 2014 Prophecies

www.nairaland.com/1576364/2014-prophecies-dr-dk-olukoya

Ao're u so sure of what u're saying?

I respect him so much.....nd I believe in his prophecies cos many of his past prophecies are already coming to pass.

Dats ur opinion tho....

Amen to d positive part of dis prophecy.

Tags:

charijee
Cheriepet
Trypa
KingTom
KingPhilip
Jeffreyjames
Elantracey
harlos
daveP
Jigsawkillah
toniro
LogoDWhiz
Cheadiva
Misshoree.

Happy new year family

:POlukoya tagged the year the passover year.
Bible reference....Exodus 12 vs 21.

Pastor Olukoya said promises would be fulfilled/PASTOR ADEBOYE SAID THIS YEAR WILL BE FULL OF TESTIMONIES, THOSE WHO HAVE NONE WILL HAVE THIS YEAR..



This year is going to be one of great revival.

It is going to be a year of many questions but very few answers.


To those who trust in occult....this is their year of monumental failure..

He said we should pray against violent storm/PASTOR ADEBOYE SAID WE SHOULD PRAY AGAINST MASSIVE CALAMITIES

A year of harvest of babies...SAME NO 1

A year of wonders and mysteries

A year of deliverance for many, as the passover signified an halt to the israelites bondage...SAME AS NO1

Opposition against the righteous this year shall become powerless/PASTOR ADEBOYE SAYS INSURGENCIES WILL BE WEAKENED

A year for heavy angelic visitation.

A year of earthquakes and famine....*we need to pray against this*/PASTOR ADEBOYE ALSO ASKED US TO PRAY AGAINST EARTHQUAKES.

A tough year for political leaders who are not standing straight.



Necessitate for this year 2015::

1). Diving presence.
2). Divine power.
3). Divine protection
4). Divine provision
5). Divine purpose.
6). Divine positioning nd Devine promotion.

In conclusion he emphasized the need for pleading of the blood of Jesus this year drawing a nexus with the Israelites passover.

2015 is bearing down upon us and as we enter begin the new year,.there's no better way to start it off with a BANG than to take command of the year and decree that all the elements of the year 2015 will cooperate with you and your family. SHALOM.

Source: http://www.naij.com and MFM prayer city blog.

JeffreyJamez:
Hey kiddo

Hi bro...gudmorning.


Helloo everybody!! ao was ur night?
Kul I guess

Sis charijee
toniro
LogoDWhiz
dre11
3Dimension
Sis Cheriepet
& Cheadiva.

Gud 4 him...

SirHouloo:
He has to allow piss reign.

Piss?...

toniro:
First of all, welcome on board to u @cheadiva(hugs). We r rilly delighted to hav u in our lovly family. Hav u been shown ur room?



@ lanicky: hmmmm.

What I do?

I think cheadiva is already cruising round Nl.

charijee:
always cool, I'm very well, how was service?, heard you sing in the choir

Service was gr8....

Yh dats true.....btw, who told u?

charijee:
I'm not o or is there more to this?

No....there's nothing more

Hii toniro

charijee:
Sup princess

I'm kul sis....u?

charijee:
Only Lanicky abi?.... no p

Lol sis....don't tell me u're jealous of ur lil sis

LogoDWhiz:
Not that cold.
Just found it very hard to wake up.
The sleep was enjoyable

I'm also in church!
Service hasn't started

Lol...lazy ass

Cheadiva:
wooooooah!!!!! I love u already ....Thanks gf

U're more dan welcome swt

Btw....meet Tony our ever busy guy

toniro!!! We av a new member here!! Toniro!! Tony!!

He'll be here in a jiffy...catch ya lerra @noon

LogoDWhiz:
Lol!

Uwc ma'am

How was ur nyt?

My night was too cold....urs?

M in church tho

Catch ya lerra....

toniro:
@lanicky:good morning 2u. I had to fix som biz deals so dat d season can make complete sense! Shey u dey feel. Happy 2015 sha o..

Lol....*clears throat* 2015 will make lotta sense

Ao's u?.....m in d church now catch ya lerra @noon.

LogoDWhiz:
Newbie? Nice!
Feel free to contact me for anything.

Sure you are!
There are lovely people around here.
Mention them, and if they are online, you could have a chat with them.

Madam lanicky is d hostess.

Thanks for keeping her company

Cheadiva:
aawwww!thanks

cnt wait to meet 'em all

Hii sweet....welcome here

Btw m Lanicky....very soon I'll introduce u to some of our family members like.....big bro Jeffreyjames, sis charijee nd Cheriepet, daveP our executive chef, Trypa his sweetheart, Jigsawkillah an artist nd author, LogoDWhiz whom u've already met, Kelvingraphics minister of nairaland political affairs, KingTom...hilarious doctor, dre11....em...em...d troublemaker nd Jennimma...*her royal naughtiness....Queen of nairaland kingdom* lol

Dis place used to be lively b4....bt now it seems every1 is busy outside nairaland.....I don't really stay here for too long again...I check in nd out once in a while bt I promise u...There're so many people who'll keep u company

*WELCOME TO NAIRALAND.....HOME OF CRAZY, HILARIOUS, INTELLIGENT ND SOMETIMES STEWPID SET OF PEOPLE.....NAIRALAND WHERE A, PERSON CHATTING FROM BARIGA WILL TELL U HE'S IN FRANCE....NAIRALAND WERE COMPETITION IS D ORDER OF D DAY.....NAIRALAND WHERE PEOPLE PREFER D LIKES ON THEIR DP.S ND POST TO D AMOUNT OF CASH IN THEIR BANK ACCOUNT....NAIRALAND A FUNFILLED HOME....WHERE DIFFERENT PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT CONTINENTS OF D WORLD MEET TO AV FUN...WELCOME TO NAIRALAND *one of d best site in Nigeria nd Africa*

Don't dull urself in a place.....cruise around...interact with intelligent people...visit sensible threads nd post sensible nd sometimes hilarious posts.

WELCOME TO OUR VILLA....;D8)

Daniyemi:
but she doesn't have big butt naw .

It doesn't matter

Wow! She's beautiful nd almost perfect

Jim iyke is really lucky.

@Op...change d topic asap.

Pastor Adeboye has nothing to do with dis post of urs

Esdb:
unlike you

I can see there are so many crazy peeps here on nl....

M just happy for d gal....Even if I've nt entered a private jet b4, dat doesn't mean mnot living a comfortable life.

@ U nd Syphax...Pls if u don't av something sensible to say...kindly keep short.

Lwkm....

@OP....did u say u're Patricia Okocha?
Okocha?!? Go meet ur brother for help na nd pls incase he needs more workers don't 4get to contact us at....www.joblessNairalanders.com

Thankyu