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kingphilip: you think so? The money wey you carry na for jst him lunch the nxt day o

Konkon aye

charijee: splendid!!Urs?

Twas WOW

Hehehehe..twas kul.

Lorlaahlozz: Hot...urs

U mean hooooot...wow I fear u oo

Mine was kul

kingphilip: lanicky did you jst say this? Egbami..wat happened to ur geography lessons in school

Hehehehe...I didn't do geography @all

Lorlaahlozz: I'll

Lol....gud morning
Ao was ur nyt?

charijee: Good morning peeps!

Gud morning lovey...
Ao was ur nyt?

PrettySpicey: Lani luv, thanks for welcoming to ya booming homestead... it is da bomb and I yaik it

Good morning this morning every body. Hope y'all slept like angels? Y'all have a great day now and no naughtiness.... JJ, I got my eyes on you

Lolz

Don't mention mum...if I don't to take care of u who will? JJ or who

missyhorlah: and that is what u wear abi

hehehehe....m just catching fun..
Btw...I can get u one if u want

Charijee...Jeffreyjames....Sucobaba...Cheriepet...Lorlaahlozz...Kingphillip...Xtarxhyne...tmx21..

Don't worry ama get u one for free

This is 2014 most beautiful slippers..it's made in USN *united state of nairaland*

Native

Cheriepet: Kaybabay is dat u i am sighting

....pls ansa me

What!! Kayjuu or who?

Kayjuu...abegii if it's u...just come in nd give me million hugs.

JigsawKillah: ur the moon



SAW

Now I'm blushing rainbow color..lol

Gudnyt jawe.

*yawns* I need to sleeping oo...sowi I need to sleep now..
M not used to winching hour.

Gudnyt guys....may d Almighty God see u through d night...
His angels shall slap u with blessing.

The holyghost will bombard u with bombs of favour...*let somebody say Ameeeeeeen*

Gudnyt

JigsawKillah: cos the moon's smiling on me.




SAW

Congratulobia...congratulations bro..

KelvinGraphics: U r trying to bribe me abi?
Get ye behind me mammy-water

Me bribe u?
Pack well jawe...m not mammy water...I'm something else

Hey! What's dat liquid in ur trouser
Hehehehe...oya no cry again..na play I dey play u.

JigsawKillah: WoW

today's gonna go well!
U no why?




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Why?

KelvinGraphics: My dear no be xo o, dat tsunami of an attack really woundjor me o, i still dey receive treatment 4 our e-hospital, xo once ayam fit, i will grace here with full force dat kan even blow Lanicky away to Pacific Ocean where she is a land lady @.. Trust me on dat.

How U dey na, ayav really mixxed U o, i hope U are taking kia of d whole house ba? Pls my regardz to everybody except Lanicky o...
I love una all
Bye

Force wey no go fit blow comon insect..lol
Dey dia dey jonx urself.

Oya take dis agege bread...it's good for ur health

JigsawKillah: as long as u keep smiling, i wont get mad.






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U sure av a soft heart....
Aiit..I'll watch football match tmao.

KelvinGraphics: And how does that gat to relate with knowing football
Oya go and sleep my friend, ur malaria don start again o

Lol.........what I do...what those u even want from me?

Jeffreyjames!! Is u going moi way?

*akpos comedy*

JigsawKillah: u can jus watch the match at the request of a new friend (dat is if u accept to be my friend this moment).




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Lol...okay..I'll try to watch it tmao..
Hope u won't get angry when I ask silly questions like....

Which country is putting on green jersey..

Is dat player d milk feeder... sowi mild fielder

Can I drink tea with d trophy *world cup*
Nd so on

JeffreyJamez: You don't like football?!!!

Yeah
Yesternyt....I tried to pretend I love football...bt, I fail woefully when I told my fwend dat Brazil is an african country...lol

He was like...."Nike!! Tell me u're joking, for christ sake!! Brazil is not an African country*

Cheriepet: na me come cause d wahala

No be u na

JigsawKillah: i want to see this same face by tomorrow
after the naija match
i wish u could grace the stadium with ur angelic presence

Oooops! Sowi...I don't like football..I prefer movies

JeffreyJamez: Mama P?.. Sleep?.... I bend..... You don forget say na she be queen of "winching hour"?

Itsokay...here is d food.

Hian! Una no go kill person
Abeg no disturb me again oo..I won sleep.

JigsawKillah: simply put.....absolutely awesome!

Awww!! I'm blushing green white green *covers face*

dave P: hmm! If i see anybody doing longerthroat(local pronunciation) ,that person will see

*whispers* u know we're frnds
Oya gimme small..I'll buy chin chin for u

dave P: seriously nw.(packing)at lanicky's am serious

Dave!! Did u made 'em urself?
*hugs* seriously u're a gr8 cook

JeffreyJamez: Go cook for Mama P na .... I go flog you o

See thief...mama p wey don sleep

dave P: be4 i finish typing,battery wouldav ku!
See hw u stretch your neck ontop gist.(in jide kosoko's voice)calm down my friend!

Lol...dat's how we do in united state of nairaland

JeffreyJamez: Use that one dey console yourself..... My friend enter kitchen jor....

Abeg wetin dey happen for kitchen?

Lorlaahlozz: ole...sha bring let us share

See ur mouth like share...itsokay ama share u tmao