₦airaland Forum

Lacomus:
I can't fit laugh finish, some one be like goat up there !

Make I laugh with you

Pls vote iamkingzlee for mr Nairaland 2016 Thanks

hucienda:
The Brits left in a hurry. The country was given independence on a platter.

In Nigeria, 1960 was better than 1961 ... 2015 was better than 2016.

In summary, here, the past is better than the present.

I have a great faith that our dear country will experience a devine transformation soon

Wow! So lovely

I've never been to UTH before..but I don't think it is still as beautiful and well equipped as this.

We pray for a better Nigeria.

BTW, Vote iamkingzlee for Mr Nairaland 2016 Thanks

Mediapace:
Mi.mzy
Lanic.ky
ref.iner
iv.yy
Mysti.cgal
opt.ional1
Who are you all supporting for MRNAIRALAND

Iamkingzlee dear

Hilarious..

The guy who compared that lady's pics with goat got no joy


Vote iamkingzlee for Mr Nairaland 2016. Thanks

Funjosh:
Huh.......... Since how many days after

Bro.. My phone was off..so I didn't get the alert in time.

Goodevening..how has bn your day?

Poorboy:
With my 131 valid moniker of over 500 post i believe i was a major player in lanicky emerging as Miss Nairaland 2016... I am putting my eye on Mr Nairaland i will reveal who my support goes soon... Why did i vote for lanicky... I attacked her through a comment she posted on a topic but her response was very calm and mature i just fell in love with her and supported her with block votes.

Aww. Thanks a lot sir.. I never knew though

Pls, I'll like you to support iamkingzlee

BTW, so many people helped me achieve my aim....it wasn't a one man thingy.

Thanks anyways.

EnigmaticEnigma:
No wonder

I saw lanicky just run past me today at shoprite, almost knocked me down sef. Guess she must have been racing to buy her some nice Holizie Prezies

Then I saw mimz...y with oily lips, munching on Mr Biggs chicken. She was so ferocious, biting and swallowing without even chewing

Then i.vyy, saw her at coldstone ordering all the flavors of icecream they had, she was like, "can I get this and this and this and this, ooowie, I want that one too"

Easy girls! Easy to blow money, hard to make it, Yao Ming

As for the lovely refiner, u still remain the true winner in my heart. We will surprise u one day

Hahahahahaha... Shoprite where.. Here in France we don't know what is called shop rite

refiner:
...

thanks oga seun for fulfilling your promise...we truly do appreciate!


bia lani.cky,mimz.y and ivv.y...were are my shares!...make e no pass this night ooo!


cc halfric.anadian...let the music roll make we shake body small..

Bia Refiner, oya send me your world Bank details.... World bank o

eldino44:
babe where my own share

Hahahaha... Wait, shey you get account for world bank?

Good afternoon

I just received alert of 50 thousand naira paid into my account this morning..

Thank you very much Mr seun

Thanks once more to everyone who made this work, God bless you immensely..


#Peace..


Cc:

Peeparty
Laveda
StfuareuGod
Monalisa185
Agarawu23
Aminat508.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Partner in what? [/color]

Hahaha.. Partner in b*d

Mediapace:
Can we know the name

Dangote Billgate!!!!

juhan:
i'll get back to you when i get a partner.

I'll be waiting.. Mediapace is searching for a partner too.. You don't really need to stress yourself.

Chiadikaobi:
[color=black]Ok fine girl. Your words don soften my heart like mouka foam

Don't worry seun go soon come check evening games to stake. He go see your msg and do online transfer.

If you wan make i help you open betting account, check my number below. Just flash me, i go borrow credit call you[/color]

Hahahahahaha.. Abeg make una leave him o.
I just won clear air say I never take money chop chicken lap.

Betting account? No, thanks. I don't need a betting account.

Cutehector:
Lanicky why do you love your partner?

I love him cos he's handsome, intelligent, hardworking, caring and the only person that can make my heart stop beating for two seconds.

I can go on and on...
Na this kain thing I sabi write wella. Lol

Cc:
eppysold
charijee
Cheriepet
redgem
Juhan


Why do you love your partner?

otitokoroleti:
get urself bb2 first whenever u collect d money coz dis itel u dey use eh...i don talk ma own

Lwkm.. BB2? I'll prefer multilinks Or nokia3310

Chiadikaobi:
[color=black]Ogbeni. No dey flood this thread with your nairaland most handsome contest. Men are here to make money.

Unless you do drop uncastable 500 odd make we stake, carry the money buy data wey we go use browse and vote for you.

Check the plenty views we get here. If people wey dey this thread say dem go vote you, Baba na Godwin go be your baptism name cus you go floor your opponents like wind.

Lanicky don gather our votes win, dey chop chicken lap and 5 alive with 50k. She never come here say common thank you[/color]

[size=14pt]Chai! I Don offend better people.

I'm so sorry.. *sniffs*

I wanted to do a kinda fastest finger recharge card game on romance section and here.. Just to appreciate you all. {I Don talk say we ho gather share the money}

But organizers never pay us up till now.lol

Pls, do forgive me...plssss I beg you all.[/size]

sucobaba..

delectablegyal:
Hae you(lanicky), so you won? Nice to know. I'd like to ask you questions on this thread. Don't mind the section i created this thread, that i.diotic mod is culpable, he banned me from romance section. Besides, you are a celebrity now na. Congratulations, lanicky.


Just you and i, let's gist.

Lol.. No problem.
Goodevening.. Sorry, I was busy offline.

We can do the Q&A in my chat thread though.

delectablegyal:
Hae you(lanicky), so you won? Nice to know. I'd like to ask you questions on this thread. Don't mind the section i created this thread, that i.diotic mod is culpable, he banned me from romance section. Besides, you are a celebrity now na. Congratulations, lanicky.


Just you and i, let's gist.

Lol.. No problem.
Goodevening.. Sorry, I was busy offline.

We can have the Q&A in my chat thread though.

I love Rmd *men/ women who manage to look 10 years younger than their real age should be given an award* lol

Btw, the beard gang man looks younger.. Looks more like a nigga

The muscle got me lmao..

It's his life though.. I'm not going to share in his doom afterlife. So I'll say more grease to your elbow Bisi. (You should consider castration.. Cos I don't see any reason why you should keep your d***)

dre11:


Have your husby gone AWOL



I won't forget oooooo

Do you expect me to delete it so soon
I guess you have received your price attached to the crowning

Lol.. You can clip it to the wall..

Nah.. I can't. Hehe

dre11:
Am doing good..... since you guys left this arena, I decided to find something interesting and useful on nl....


I see you charijee....... happy new month to you also.

Lanicky..... glad you won at last, hope your fear has disappeared

Seunfavor you just came back from your holiday abi

Happy new month to you guys
You rock

Hahahaha.. You won't forget what I said that night..will you?

No, I fear no more


Happy new month.

bqlekan:
My queen.. All hail the queen! How are you doing dear?

Lol..doing good.. You?

I heard you were banned.. So sorry about that

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]MY QUEEN....Queen of the number one forum in Nigeria.....how you faring? [/color]

Hehehe.. Big sis.
I'm doing good? You?

Berlyn:
[b] A fresh and joyful month is in relation to come, May God sanctify you with cheerfulness and delight which you miss in the previous month.
Happy New Month everyone

Fynestboi, Vizkiz, stfuarey0uGod,Lalasticlala,mcBrooklyn,Erniesmallzz, hateu2, Sandoski, smellymouth, obioratheshutle,bobofashion ,wizzyblack3, falconey,cutehector
Jalal, BayoMaya, abiri, olanshi, sekeyso, osculate, Kandaha, Roidatom, lanre80, kenniology, tefoko, olaposer, jaxxy, yomz1e, ariyebaba, ebisazu, austine911, espn, Joshrob, 3rdlegxxx, chochopiro, funkymeky, faffing, soloyes, seyema, Peree, Dennis192, Silas0, okoli414, ImpactWorld, Neoviper147, Lyns32uk, zadok60, francdec4, BarexB, Antell95, artmostfair, ade2291, Lincolnburrows, bunmiano, talentedjoe, laweenu, Iyemzo, shigothang, DrVictor, lizzlix, vickertony, Paretomaster, Young03, uncommonice, ababanwoke, Greenfriend, Folafikemi, Admiralty616, tens4real, rildwanullahi, Emmatdayo, klins4213, Jbond, butterflex, Wizzyblack3, naughtylagosguy, adewumiopeyemi, ennysuccess, dicefrost, dekokelvin, JUBILEE2000, Jomazy, akinsal, joshujoshu, ennyscongy, greatseed, demisig, Intrepid01, EMXTAN1, Lobasco, merake78, Jhamzy, cuteguy007, MrImole, Tedassie, austinosita, kunlap02, cooldanito, PreciousRahl, TBankxx, SHEEGO2015, Skule, Obatarhe1, oscar039, johnnycrew, kennycalls, osidion2020, Donnyperry, sharkz, ashewoboy, Oluwahelpme, chiedozie97, Davidlein, flamezyprinz, omop20, Olushurlly, unapapadeycraze, SnakeDoctor2020, Crunchy707, Nigercorper, peezeygwiny, Kunleakinpelu00, JuniorMafia1, iamlimo and zickyshey Tosyne2much, ivvy, Lanicky,Refiner, Aminat508 , Rexhenrex Estherfabian, laveda, Martins301 [/b]

Thanks sweet

tosyne2much:
Thanks for the wishes.. I pray that this month shall be a fruitful one for every one of you

Cc
Adewumiopeyemi
Dannyben
Lanicky
Midehi2
Iamkingzlee
Suzan404
Fynestboi

I wish you the same ... Thanks

bqlekan:
Hahaha.. It was actually an adult inside a fridge..

Hello brother in-law

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Peace be unto this home
Don't know about you but I'm grateful to God for this awesome month....

I heartily welcome you all to this beautiful, magnificent, glorious and blessed month

Queen Lanicky
Bqlekan( Seen it? )
JeffreyJamez
Cheriepet
Prettyspicey
Davep
Dre11
Toniro ( plsssssssss don't deactivate)
Seunfavor
KingTom( where in God's name are you? )
LieDetector
Laveda
JigsawKillah
LogoDwhiz
Tempem
Lorlaahlozz.....the list is endless
[/color]

Thanks big sis..

Happy new month to every body!!!

wayse01:
please can u help me on how to post a thread on this forum? pls

Awwm...you're new on here? Welcome dearie

Well.. If you want to create a thread... Simply follow the steps bellow..

1) Go to the home page.. That is *NAIRALAND FORUM* which is displayed at the top of your screen. On the home page or front page..if that's what you call it.. Scroll down a bit. You'll see the list of all the sections on Nairaland...
Something like this:

Nairaland / General: Politics, Crime, Romance, Jobs/Vacancies, Career, Business, Investment, NYSC, Education, Autos, Car Talk, Properties,

Health, Travel, Family, Culture, Religion, Food, Diaries, Nairaland Ads, Pets, Agriculture
Entertainment: Jokes Etc, TV/Movies, Music/

Radio, Celebrities, Fashion, Events, Sports, Gaming, Forum Games, Literature


Science/Technology: Programming, Webmasters, Computers, Phones, Art, Graphics & Video, Technology Market

Click on any section that you think..your new topic will fit..

For example: If I want to create a thread on.*War in National house of Rep* the section that fits this kind of topic is *Politics section*

All you need to do is..click on politics on the Front page, then you scroll down a little...
You'll see something like this:

0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) ( (9) (of 5634 pages) (Create New Topic) (Follow) (Mail Mods)

Click on *create topic*

You'll be taken to a whole new page..

After reading the Nairaland rules and regulations.. Scroll down a bit:
Then you'll see a box where you're to enter the title of your topic..

Then another bigger box.. To write the body of your text..
When you're through writing whatever you want to write..
Click on the Submit button below the big box.

Just as simply as that...

Helpful right?