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PoliticsRe: APC To Be Distroy Within 72hour As Tinubu's Most Trusted Loyalist Quite APC by Lanretoye(m): 8:54am On Oct 04, 2024
No be only destroy,na bombard…correct that useless error in your topic,if a topic is 10k I’m sure most of you will not have the effrontery to post whatever rubbish you like.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Apologises For Saying You Won't Make Heaven For Not Paying Tithe by Lanretoye(m): 8:47am On Oct 04, 2024
Valuerently koor…still using style to say they can pay up to 50% as tithes.
Morbeta11:
We still need more apologies....since God drank tea with you, there has been cold War amongst Tea companies... grin
since then the price of tea has not remain the same.
TravelRe: Stop Migrating To Countries Worse Than Nigeria – Abike Dabiri-Erewa Warns by Lanretoye(m): 5:19pm On Oct 03, 2024
Sapasenator:
Is there anything bad in looking for a greener pasture? Are you this incensef when your president seek for better medical treatments abroad?
then when you get into trouble you call the government of the country you abandoned to come to your aid right
PoliticsRe: Why Deji May Be SAN Two Years From Now by Lanretoye(m): 4:22pm On Oct 03, 2024
That’s how much you can reason,u are not to be blamed.cos someone is handling VDMs case he should be given SAN.
TravelRe: Stop Migrating To Countries Worse Than Nigeria – Abike Dabiri-Erewa Warns by Lanretoye(m): 3:50pm On Oct 03, 2024
They are looking for greener pastures ,the pasture come yellow.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Lawyers Send Strong Message To Tinubu Government (video) by Lanretoye(m): 3:33pm On Oct 03, 2024
enochogaga:
The supreme cour neverd orther the federal high court to release kanu, pls don't give wrong information
that’s what their crop of lawyers are dishing out for them and you know their zombie way.
I tought some SANs were following him to court then,now he has been reduced to charge and bail lawyers.e get one electric pole for my area,until the pole commot for outside before MNK go commot for prison.
Christianity EtcRe: Lord Chosen GO Lazarus Muoka Replies Verydarkman (video) by Lanretoye(m): 3:15pm On Oct 03, 2024
If you say something it will happen immediately but you can’t say anything about the current Nigerian situation
PoliticsRe: FG Removes VAT On Diesel, Cooking Gas by Lanretoye(m): 12:44pm On Oct 03, 2024
Ofunaofu:
Tinubu and those around him are mad men, busy running around like headless chickens.

They keep moving around in circles. 

All efforts should be channelled in ensuring that the pump price of fuel, which they deliberately increased while masking it as deregulation of the downstream sector, is reduced drastically to at least below N200 per litre where they met it and watched prices of goods and services begin to reduce, the inflation rate reducing as well, and also transportation costs reduce with its ripple effect on other things.
how old are you self
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Lanretoye(m): 12:38pm On Oct 03, 2024
olavoice:
Please, how can I get “follow come” original iPhone 11 Pro Max screen replacement?
i have that for 80k
PoliticsRe: Your Head Is Empty, Biafra Not For Igbos - Asari To Nnamdi Kanu by Lanretoye(m): 12:27pm On Oct 03, 2024
vanbonattel:
The fat toad remains ignored cheesy

Nnamdi Kanu remains so BIG.
fat toad is irrelevant but enjoing him self,the big one that is relevant is cooling off in jail.
PoliticsRe: Tenants On One Prepaid Meter, How Do You Share Electrity Bills? by Lanretoye(m): 10:48am On Oct 03, 2024
vowiski:
You are a dummy.

In Edo, Meters can be moved.

You just have to do transfer , like PVC.

I am seeing that in Ikeja, the policy is different.

Even if you can’t, there is always back door!
yes I’m a dummy,better than a fool who thinks what he knows is what it is.learn una no go gree until you make your stupidity and foolishness a bang.do you even know how much is it per kilowatt?
That’s how you feel cool calling your parents dummies at home,you will always remain stupid each time you try to express your self outside.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri And President Bola Tinubu At The Villa Yesterday-photo by Lanretoye(m): 10:46am On Oct 03, 2024
Odin13:
Stale..

Reno is a daft dog … proudly licking his vomit.

A she in a he. With bread balls.


Tinubu remains the clueless Yoruba god.

No level.
since there is no one worthy in your family,they still remain more relevant than your entire generation past present and future,deal with that or extinct.
PoliticsRe: Tenants On One Prepaid Meter, How Do You Share Electrity Bills? by Lanretoye(m): 7:40am On Oct 03, 2024
Trendy247:
If you can afford 40k bill on a month, then you can afford to get your own prepaid meter. But be aware that prepaid meters are not movable.
don’t mind people saying he can take the prepaid meter when he leaves the house,majority of people here are still being fed by their parents and that why they don’t know anything.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio: House of Reps rejects CFR award on Speaker Abbas, demands GCON honours by Lanretoye(m): 5:29pm On Oct 02, 2024
naijaboy756:
only sensible comments allowed please

Shameless supporter
una don ever buy one bag of rice for una house,even when it was 8k
PoliticsRe: Akpabio: House of Reps rejects CFR award on Speaker Abbas, demands GCON honours by Lanretoye(m): 4:45pm On Oct 02, 2024
naijaboy756:
Rice is rising to 120k per bag

na award our SO CALLED REPS dey worried about
take mouth call rice 120k per bag as if na only you Dey buy am,most of una no Dey buy pass half derica.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Man Kickstarts Campaign To Make Verydarkman The Next President Of Niger by Lanretoye(m): 9:20am On Oct 02, 2024
Before you know now our people go dump Obi carry VDM for head.
PoliticsRe: FG Raises Alarm As Israel And Iran Launch Missiles, Reveals Evacuation Plan by Lanretoye(m): 8:31am On Oct 02, 2024
drevillway:
Took them so long, but its welcome
what took them so long,do you know what you are saying at all?
CrimeRe: Court Frees Man Accused Of Killing LASTMA Officer by Lanretoye(m): 8:11am On Oct 02, 2024
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oga how do you promote a business they way you are promoting yours,your write up is so ambiguous and boring that 95% of people will just look and skip.you can just be felt in a more simple way cos no one has the time to read epistles.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Police Provided Protesters With Bottle Water (Video) by Lanretoye(m): 5:49am On Oct 02, 2024
Bobby4090:
For any protest to be a real protest, Sawore must be out of it. By the time I saw protest flyers, banners, even T shirts by Sawore, I knew this was just a publicity stunt for public attention. That's why I still consider the end Sars as the only genuine mass action protest in Nigeria.
Check this week, various human rights bodies round the word will be donating to him to continue "leading a worthy movement" while the real hungry Nigerians go back home more hungry. Masses should throw away any politician or so called human right folks trying to lead them for these protests to be popular and effective.
even during the endsars some people still cash out among the organizers.
PoliticsRe: 2 Killed, Many Injured As RTEAN Factional Members Clash In Lagos by Lanretoye(m): 9:32am On Oct 01, 2024
john1101:
shocked

A very stupid Response

Our mentality not my business crab mentality
i wonder why you are not in the police
PoliticsRe: Protesters Sing Old National Anthem In Lagos (Video) by Lanretoye(m): 9:06am On Oct 01, 2024
What Tinubu said that time,na we no hear him well…let the poor bleeeeed!!!
RomanceRe: If The Guy Is Not Picking Your Call... by Lanretoye(m): 9:00am On Oct 01, 2024
End the relationship and never look back,don’t even bother to know what is happening or the reason he is not picking,after them don take you collect 3points…if someone is owing you and you called for a day without response,just forget about the money and move on.
PoliticsRe: How #endsars Coordinators Shared Millions — Beneficiary by Lanretoye(m): 8:41am On Oct 01, 2024
Wisdom is being able to use the heads of so many foolish people to your own advantage,then you will call those that lost their lives heroes while the hope of their family becomes zero.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria At 64: Tinubu Confers National Honours On Akpabio, Kekere-Ekun, Others by Lanretoye(m): 7:40am On Oct 01, 2024
IamANigerianMan:
What is the value of that thing
until them give you.
Diligence:
Guz: Before you complain, Pls vividly Nigerians did not vote BAT; Prof Mahmoud Yakubu & co installed BAT at all costs & by all means necessary!

When Nigerians are ready, they will take back their country!
when 4years complete you go wake up.
olatade:
There is a saying that people who died 2yrs ago are better than people who are alive during this Tinubu's regime
it is the same as saying your life is worthless if someone told you that and you are quoting the person then you outrightly admit that you are better dead than being alive.i wonder why some people makes silly sense out of some sort of emotions and probably low self esteem and feelings of worthlessness.someone compared you to a dead person and you see reasoning with him,I pray God tests you with small sickness then you will know what it means to be alive and healthy.
PoliticsRe: Full Independence Day Speech Of President Tinubu by Lanretoye(m): 7:33am On Oct 01, 2024
So prices no go reduce
PoliticsRe: Bribery: Bobrisky Never Left Custodial Centre - NCS Insists by Lanretoye(m): 6:45am On Oct 01, 2024
CJStarz:
@kobojunkie you see,d VDM must have wasted his time exposing d rot in d system. Dis is Naija. His cho cho cho no go fit change d rotten system
we blame leaders but we followers are worst,what’s the meaning of Cho Cho Cho here?,the cause of this whole saga is bobs refusal to pay the money he was borrowed and VDMs intervention has compelled him to pay back,is that not an achievement for his platform?.he will be making more monies,recognition and traffic for himself through the whole saga,is that not an achievement for him?,most of you will just come here with one way reasoning,he is doing Cho Cho Cho and you are using your data to watch and read all his contents and posts,Dey monkey your self
PoliticsRe: Edo Governor-elect: A Case Study In The Devaluation Of Educational Excellence. by Lanretoye(m): 5:38am On Oct 01, 2024
Sam8891:
I will employ you to read the article one more time to see the point that i am trying to make.
The question the article employs you to ask is this: How can we encourage our children to strive for academic excellence when the standard for the height of achievement has nothing to do with academic excellence.
It's like telling Eze to go to school when he sees his teacher, Mr. Wale, riding a secondhand Bajaj to school while his classmate Emma, who only comes to class once in a full moon, is riding a GLK from his Yahoo-Yahoo enterprise.

My question is how do you encourage education in this kind of social environment?
going to school does not buy one GLK,our inherited form of education and even curriculum is not helping our situation and that’s why many of us are good on pen and paper cos that’s the only tool we were tought to handle.you wonder why we produce thousands of graduates yearly and unemployment keeps growing,cos the crops of graduates we produce are job seekers not job creators.even from school what they tell us is that we are going into the labor market to look for jobs instead of making is to see ourselves as people that will create jobs.
Education is the key as they told us but na you go still open door.
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Lanretoye(m): 5:25am On Oct 01, 2024
Prechy4naija:
Please what can be done to IPHONE X with issue of battery stuck at 0 %, sometimes it just suddenly reboot and stuck at 0 or 1 %, I’ve taken it to an engineer here but he’s not getting it, battery has been changed, now its just off, vibrating on charging but no screen light
I just hope they have not damaged your phone beyond repair,replacement of the battery connector would have solved the problem.you don’t seek advise after taking decisions,now your phone is complicated.you care to send me a message on WhatsApp,let’s see if we can still have a solution.
PoliticsRe: Edo Governor-elect: A Case Study In The Devaluation Of Educational Excellence. by Lanretoye(m): 4:45am On Oct 01, 2024
We don’t have to let it seem like education is a curse in Nigeria,if he didn’t meet the requirement for election as a governor then it’s another thing,many professors will jump at an appointment as his SA.you have to explain why many of our professors are employees and not employers too.he graduated at the university and even obtained a masters degree,it could either be that the purported result met the requirement then or he has another result but mischief makers and sore losers will never reason that way because of post election trauma.
CelebritiesRe: It Was Just Social Media Suspension’ — Prison Official On Minister’s Action by Lanretoye(m): 11:51pm On Sep 30, 2024
Kindsond:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, my little sister and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on Thursday last week. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since on Wednesday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for kid sis please am a primary school teacher and a house painter, our mom is late and my dad has retired. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD in heaven come to your aid as you have come to ours. Amen
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so there are no persons in your area that give clothes to Drycleaner’s,nobody takes cars to car wash,no place where you can do one or two things just to earn a living.if people you are asking to give you free money here doesn’t work,where do you think they will get money to give you?.you have money to buy data but you don’t have money to eat,see your miserable life because of scam and laziness,continue
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati Slams Monday Okpebholo Over Poor Usage Of English by Lanretoye(m): 5:04pm On Sep 30, 2024
Even abati who is a doctor shouldn’t have used register in his context.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Wasn’t The Person Who Removed Fuel Subsidy – Dogara by Lanretoye(m): 9:16am On Sep 30, 2024
NewDea4:
Oponu ni e

Maybe you're fishing for personal info tho, but either way you're still a fool. Keep following drug addicts and white-collar bandits as they lead your dumb ass into oblivion
baba e oponu,if no be oponu he for be governor of your state.

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