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Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet David Owuor Shows Whatsapp Chat Between Him & God To Church Members by lapintoz: 10:31am On Feb 17
Jesus Christ of Nazareth!

When are they going to have an audio and video recording of their conversation with their god. And some kolo people will fall for this....

Unbelievable
Politics › Re: Abductions: El-rufai's Opponents Accuse Him Of Hypocrisy. by lapintoz: 5:20pm On Feb 14
His cup is getting full by the day. The midget fulani bandits days are getting lumbered.
Politics › Re: Kwara: Bandits’ Warning Letters Spark Mass Exodus by lapintoz: 10:04am On Feb 14
All these for 2027 elections. Now we know why people like Malami has a large catch of sophisticated weapons at home. The fulanisation of the nation. Same template used against Jonathan.

This time around, you shall be thoroughly disappointed.

Make una continue
Politics › Re: My Father Did Not Say He Taped Anybody's Phone - Bashir El-Rufai by lapintoz: 9:38am On Feb 14
I like that monker, Agbadorians. Seems you have a steep learning curve and have already grown very well into the role.

Well done 👍

ADC on the match towards the fulanisation of the nation.

But this a poor job at working back a boastful statement by the diminutive man that cant help himself but reveal his hand too early. He once told us that election will be over by 12 noon in 2027 and his candidates would have won.


AMINDA:
Lol. Agbadorians do not know a bait even if it smacks them hard in the face. Will the NSA admit his line has been tapped and proceed to arrest Elrufai? That will be an own goal because he will still not be able to pin anything on Elrufai.

Read Farook Kperogi's write-up on the matter. Elrufai has made his move and it isn't a slip of tongue. The ball is now in Ribadu's court. This is chess, not checkers!

https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2026/02/el-rufais-arise-news-mind-game-with.html?m=1
Politics › Re: My Father Did Not Say He Taped Anybody's Phone - Bashir El-Rufai by lapintoz: 9:28am On Feb 14
You go explain tire......the son of a religious fanatics is a what.......

The fruit never falls far from the tree.

Lets see how una wan take bring in another fulani man with the rampaging killing of innocent Nigerians by fulani bandits and terrorists.
Politics › Re: Judge Withdraws From Malami’s ₦213 Billion Forfeiture Case by lapintoz: 4:40pm On Feb 13
Hmmmmmmmmmm e be like say tone don dey change......reality don dey set in.

Person steal over $1 billion USD including Abacha's loot relooted. Malami na star boy as long as he carry ADC membership card.

Make una continue

AMINDA:
The FG has no evidence against Malami. That's why they keep stalling his case and deploying all manner of delay tactics. They said Malami would be ADC's main funder and now they blackmail Makinde and accuse him of wanting to become the new funder. Yet, they are the party with 30 state governors.
Politics › Re: Obi Has Low Intelligence, Shouldn’t Aspire For President - Onochie (Throwback) by lapintoz: 1:11pm On Feb 11
We all know about the 3rd class candidate. His monumental failure in Anambra but for a clanish reason, some people want to impose the pand ora on us all.

Impossicant
Politics › Re: I Oppose Senate’s Decision To Combine Electronic And Manual Transmission — Atiku by lapintoz: 10:44pm On Feb 10
Even if INEC transmit 2027 result from Jupiter, Atiku will still lose! Alhaji never accept the fact that his time is long over. Make he go queue up for 2031 when he will be 90 something like Paul Biya of Cameroon. Then na Atiku's 30 children go dey rule us
Politics › Re: Amaechi Joins Protesters At National Assembly Over Electoral Act (Video) by lapintoz: 11:54am On Feb 10
The railway looter was in government for 8 years.....no electoral reform. Now that he is sitting on SHITLIAD OF STOLEN $$$ DOLLARS, he is now an activist.

Our mumu no get boundaries
Crime › Re: NAFDAC Busts Secret Lagos Warehouses, Seizes 10 Million Doses Of Fake Drugs by lapintoz: 11:51am On Feb 10
Na dem dem dem......the Pandora failure exponent. Killing innocent people like fulani bandits.

What is the difference between AK47 and fake drugs, drinks and cocaine smuggling.......

Which kind of country be this.....
Politics › Re: Ondo Ogun Section Of Lagos Calabar Coastal High Way by lapintoz: 1:13pm On Feb 09
Some people are just constrained by what they don't know.

freemanq:
Waste of money , I pity Nigeria as a country
Crime › Re: Kidnappers Caught After Victim Doctor Spots Them At Auchi Hospital by lapintoz: 12:43pm On Feb 09
And when you catch the fulani bandits without AK 47, they will be looking like one frail hungry begger.......I hope karma will catch up with them.....jungle justice all the way.....
Technology Market › Re: Kasi Cloud To Build Nigeria’s First 100MW AI Data Centre In Lagos by lapintoz: 1:55pm On Feb 08
I was about to wonder what kind of sorrow will befall our usual wailers.......then the comment below. I just rest my case.

omoredia:
Why Lagos? Is maybe this insecurity is a big advantage for Tinubu cos everything must be done in lagos even Ilorin they wont go there.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Argentinian Pesos Per US Dollar, Three Years Ago And Now by lapintoz: 1:52pm On Feb 08
How do you expect a 3rd class graduate of a useless course to think well? Impossible.

A failed 2 term governor with absolutely nothing to show for it. He can only advise Nigerians to drink more beer from his brewery

DeLaRue:
Mr Obi is the least impressive of the potential major presidential candidates.

He rarely says anything on the economy that comes from original thinking.

He said we should copy Argentina. We should copy Indonesia. We should copy this and that.

Now that Mr Tinubu has applied his own original policies and steadied the economy to global acclaim, Mr Obi has gone quiet on his Argentina advice.
Politics › Re: "Going To Kebbi After Kwara, Benue, Katsina Killings Shows Tinubu Is Clueless" by lapintoz: 1:48pm On Feb 08
Why not just call your fulani bandits terrorizing the entire country to order. Tell them to surrender their arms and go back to their farms!

Hypocrites.
Politics › Re: Update On Calabar Section Of Lagos- Calabar Costal Highway (Video) by lapintoz: 11:41pm On Feb 07
How can someone that lives in the village using legedebenz from hut to farm appreciate the 7 wonders of the world. Una go wail tire.....infact will start crying red oil very soon 😊

For some of us already plying the mediocre Road, its been the best infrastructural project of this century.

But for the never-do-gooders.....we sympathise with you on your predicaments

owobokiri:
And the celebration of mediocrity continues unabated to the collective shame of the sane...
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Broke Protocol By Sitting Together With Uba Sani - Bashir Ahmad by lapintoz: 11:33pm On Feb 07
Haters and wailers can never be happy.....who cares....let them wail till thy kingdom come. Meanwhile, I am enjoying the Lagos Calabar coastal road. The best thing to happen to man after coca cola 😄😄😄

Awon eleri bu dede.

Una go soon start crying blood
Politics › Re: Latest View Of The New Sagamu-ljebu Ode Expressway Under Construction By PBAT by lapintoz: 10:46pm On Feb 06
God bless you. Let the haters keep doing what they do best.....wail wail wail wail wail......

PigTormentor:
This road has been terrible for so long. Glad it's finally been fixed.
Easier ride to Airport for me from Epe instead of going through Lekki.
Even with the Coastal road, Lekki self is not terrible as it was before.
I'm just glad that Nigerians made the right choice.
We will continue with that choice again in 2027 God willing.
Politics › Re: Meet The Nigerian Army's First Professor by lapintoz: 9:09am On Feb 06
Congratulations 🎊 to you sir! This is the kind of people that should dominate our military officers cadre. Smart, intelligent, brave individuals.
Politics › Re: Kwara Massacre: Nigeria Has Descended Into Killing Field – Atiku by lapintoz: 6:21am On Feb 06
By your fulani bandits sponsored by your cohorts seeking office by fire by force. The main reason you should allow the south complete their 8 years and stay away from being a perennial presidential loser candidate
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Appeals Conviction, Faults Terrorism Trial by lapintoz: 11:17am On Feb 05
The only man that knows the law, whill have to teach his eminent jurists of the Appellate Court the real law.

I hope he is allowed to represent himself in court so he can escape the extraordinary heat in sokoto
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Reveals How Premier League Rule Blocked Manchester United Move by lapintoz: 9:19am On Feb 04
I just love Mikel Obi. But I be Arsenal fan........

He had a remarkable career at Stamford Bridge.

Enjoy your retirement bro!
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Reforms Now Global Reference Point — World Bank Official by lapintoz: 9:10am On Feb 04
I have said it a billion times, most of those commentators on NL are errand boys with 5gb of data in Ladipo, Alaba, Idumota with so much time to amuse themselves.....

So just ignore them. They have built the best polling booths on NL that will deliver the presidency to their Pandora candidate.


Exousiang01:
Has Peter and his Obidients seen this report?

Yesterday MrVitalis was calling the IMF report on GDP a propaganda, he said it was a paid PR stunt by the APC.....

I have concluded that no country has ever had as much disadvantage as Nigeria in terms of having citizens who dedicate their daily life to praying that their country fail.....


Interesting thing is they display so much hate for development in the country you will think they live outside the country
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Reforms Now Global Reference Point — World Bank Official by lapintoz: 9:04am On Feb 04
How will you expect obioma the tailor to understand this statement from the World Bank technocrats. The only thing they know and praise is Obi the failure and Kanu the separatist. But they want Atiku to step down for the gba jue.

No be juju be that......
Politics › Re: Terrorism: US ground troops dispatched to Nigeria by lapintoz: 6:48am On Feb 04
You have forgotten that most of these people are errand/shop boys in Alaba, Mazamaza, Ladipo, idumota.....they are being trained on how to make fake products, drinks, and medicine. You cant expect sensible comments from those kind of sources.

TimeMachine2:
An increased in collaboration led to intelligence personnel coming in to help Nigeria and some ignorant clowns above are writing nonsense. USA has over 800 military bases outside 🇺🇸 and these clowns are writing nonsense. Spits.
Politics › Re: Wike Declares Interest In Oyo PDP, Vows To Protect Party From ‘vampires’ (video) by lapintoz: 6:28pm On Feb 03
Chai, Wicked Wike the undertaker......putting the final nail on PDP's coffin. Makinde must jump ship and join ADC
Politics › Re: 2027: Kwankwaso Stalls Defection To ADC Over Obi’s Ticket Uncertainty by lapintoz: 8:53am On Feb 03
Kwakwanso already know that Obi has accepted to Vice Atiku, so he doesnt want to waste his decamp slot chasing shadows

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