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tnx ppl.only wish my uncle had seen dem.

u knw av bin laughing lately, i just want ppl 2 laugh also

a man watched his flat-chested wife as she tried on her new brassiere.
"what did u buy dat for,he asked,'u havent got anythin to put in it'
'you wear shorts dont u?'she retorted.

just a reminder

yeah.

Efe dont mind viks,he is just being impossible to please.

while visitin one of my uncle,i noticed dat he had replaced his t.v set with a smaller one.thinking dat perhaps d larger set has broken down,i asked y d small one was der
he replied;oh,'av decided 2 watch less t.v'.

tanks ,bt am so shy.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn

kudos to ya all.

it means one's child is one's family

one u'v bin playin since nw.

@hammer or sori, 'sledge'.i did nt enter dis forum2 compete on jokes i'l leave dat 2 u if it will fetch u moni frm d ATM.

A disapointed salesman of coca-cola returns frm his middle east assingment.a frnd asked,"why werent u successful wit d arabs'd .salesman explained, wen i got posted in d middle east,i was very confident dat i will make a good sales pitch as coca-cola is knwn vitually every where der,but i had a problem,i culdnt speak arabic.so i pland to convey d messaga tru 3 posters                                          
      first poster,a man crawlin tru hot desert sand, totaly exhusted and panting          
       second poster,d man is drinking our coca-cola and            
        third,our man is nw totally refreshed.      
                                                                 
       den dis posters were pasted all over d place  .        
        that shud av worked said d frnd.d sales man replied "well not only did i speak arabic.i also didnt realise dat arabs read frm right to left.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn

u knw i kinda enjoy dis homevideo.thumbs up guys.

na my body dey smell nw?

@kody,well can u rememba our great great grandfather dat died last month,well i am d sister 2 his nephew brother's aunt cousin.so dont wori am still ur cousin.

i tink i can market close up nw.

uncle sori,

i no b sucide bomber ooooooooooh

e dey smell reach der.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn.

alrite.but dis was way back wen i was in sec sch, i used 2 av bullyn seniors den although i was in ss2 we still giv a lot of respect 2 d ss3 girls.there was dis senior den tope or tola culdnt rmbr her name was so gud at cheactn student at d dinnig hall,one of my sch daughters culdnt take it any more n she came 2 me with tears in her eyes, sis lara,sis lara.is one sister like dis, she tall,she thin,she cutlery my bowl my spoon,my fork n my bowl is nt 4 she, i was so confuse,i had 2 take her 2 one of d teachers who was just laughing afta she narrated it again.

am nt so gud at it n i dont like ppl badmouthin moi.

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=488132.msg6627337#msg6627337 date=1282600030]Razor sharp mouth!!

[/quote]u sha like bashin ppl

gross, am nt so gud at dis, a'v bin trying 2 refine my english

i really want 2 make u guys laugh.bt since i came bck frm sch av nt bin laughin myself.

we'r all fine here n urs?

like rice,tea.pap,oats, u'r rite

no,u can still try,