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Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 10:45pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
vicks i say kaka don blow |
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 10:45pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
My efe don't ever tink of doing that cos i can't live wif dat i can bear u sleeping outside but can't bear that plsssssssssss 4 LOVE'S sake don't do it i implore u. |
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 10:47pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
Blacksta pls can u simply dat pls cos i don't understand |
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 10:49pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
Vic2k3: You don catch your woman red handed |
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 10:52pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
Blacksta i was partially @fault anyway by travelling without d door locked lol |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 10:55pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
Vic2k3: What??!! I haven't done anything - but yes, the thought did cross my mind (to be honestly truthful to you) **oh, what's the point? I can't live with the shame no more** **slowly walks to the bathroom. . .locks the door behind her** **swallows a bottle of sleeping pills. . .** **sobs quietly to herself: I've lost my darling baby, my true love, my one and only, my. . .** **drowsily: I hope. . .hope. . .this makes the pain go away. . .this emptiness. . .** |
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 10:57pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
my dear sleeping no go help u |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:00pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
^^ Slow poke!! I dey commit sucide!! |
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 11:02pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: bye bye see u in the after life |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:03pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:05pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
**banging on the door** efe y d torture now isn't d 1 u did enough, alright i see u really want 2 break me. Finking **@least there is still a bullet remaining in the gun chamber ** shrugs** **that will b sufficient 4 me 2 go ask God some ques |
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 11:07pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
Vic2k3: mumu u too wan commit suicide when better girls dey |
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:12pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
Look blacksta don't try 2 stop me pls. I know there are other girls but love is somefin dat is different. Don't u understand? |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:13pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
blacksta: ^^ Gosh you're such a hater aren't you?? Vic2k3: Baby it's for the best - pls let me go I don't deserve you at all - you've been too good to me. . .and how do I repay your goodness?? **sobs even more loudly. . .baby I'm sorry! I'm sooo sorry!! pls find it in your heart somewhere, someday to forgive me. . .pls!** |
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:15pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
My lollipop Np. Jxt bear in mind i am right behind u as always |
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 11:17pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
vicks na cheat |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:19pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
blacksta: Oh just shut up will ya? Vic2k3: Baby for real? d'you mean it? Pls if nothing else, say you forgive me! |
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 11:21pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
I can't believe it |
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:22pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
Forgive u 4 what? It was entirely ma fault. was i 2 b around this wont have occured so pls u 4giv me 4 not been there always plsssssssssssssssssss |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:30pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
blacksta: you berra believe it man! Vic2k3: <sighs> Okay, I hear you baby but as I kneel here on my knees - at your feet. . .I won't move till you pull me up to my feet. . . help me rise to my feet and take the shame off my head. . .please, pls, pls. . . |
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:39pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
**pulls efe up, envelops her in near choking hug wif tears in ma eyes and gives her a slow increasing in tempo kiss **kisses****kisses****kisses** **kisses****kisses****kisses** **kisses****kisses****kisses** **kisses****kisses****kisses** **kisses****kisses****kisses** **kisses****kisses****kisses** |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:46pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
**wraps her arms around her darling's neck** **whispers softly into his ears: oh my darling baby! ** **kisses him over and over and over and over and over and over again!** |
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 11:56pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
So how was ur day my darling princess? |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 11:59pm On Aug 24, 2010 |
terribly hectic - didn't get the chance to come online till much later in the day. . . come to the off-topic chat thread (or the other 1 - you know what I mean). . .pls. . . |
Re: Impossible To Please by sledge406: 2:52am On Aug 25, 2010 |
Ben-10. . .Make ur PC catch faya if you nor lock this thread or mop am with acid water. |
Re: Impossible To Please by StudioCFR(m): 6:30pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
See as vein full yo neck as u dey shout. . . Lol Stop derailling guys |
Re: Impossible To Please by larayat(f): 8:38pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
u knw i kinda enjoy dis homevideo.thumbs up guys. |
Re: Impossible To Please by Vic2k3(m): 8:41pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Smh which home vid? |
Re: Impossible To Please by larayat(f): 9:10pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
one u'v bin playin since nw. |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 9:13pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
larayat: Lol!! thanks girl entertaining wasn't it?? |
Re: Impossible To Please by blacksta(m): 9:13pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
omo lara |
Re: Impossible To Please by EfemenaXY: 9:13pm On Aug 25, 2010 |
Blacksta translate pls. . . |
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