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In United States of America they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. · USA, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,· Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6000 thieves,· Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen,

JOHN ALWAYS BOOST IN CLASS THAT HIS DAD IS VERY VERSE IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AND THAT HIS DAD IS A MODEL FOR HIM,
SO WHEN THEY HAVING THE SPEECH CLASS (ENG LANG), THEIR TEACHER WILL COME WITH A WORD OR PHRASE AND ASK THE STUDENTS TO MAKE A SPEECH WITH IT, JOHN WAS SO EXCITED THAT WHEN THE TEACHER ASKED THE CLASS TO MAKE A SPEECH FROM " ALARM AND CONTROL" JOHN JUMPS TO HIS FEET WITHOUT BEING CALLED TO ANSWER THE QUESTION AND HE SAYS THAT " RELAX, I GOT IT, THEIR IS NO CAUSE FOR CONTROL EVERYTHING IS UNDER ALARM",

This my neighbour called Johny came to my apartment on Sunday afternoon after Church service, saying that "Lardi my Guy, wonder shall never end" I ask him about what the wonder was? He says " Can you imagine, i was in the church when were all praising the Lord, when i saw this Lady happily smoking Cigar- Rothmas- i was so shocked that my 2 empty Bottles of beers nearly fell, Imagine! smoking in the House of the Lord.
I wasn't sure i heard him clearly, so i asked him to repeat the story, and he finally ask me, what do i think about the lady's action, I am yet to give him his answer, Pls advice!!!

i think yoiu know who the last man is!!!, why are you shy to reveal yourself,

Great Gds:
bros u nor tell us wether na u be the last man wan drop 10 naira

Each man was called upon to make a generous donation in the Church based on how beautiful their wife is! The church was seriously
booming!!!
There came the first man, he danced well making an offering of 15,000 , the pastor asked to see his wife and behold she was a
Beauty.
Second man step forward and dance so much that he afterwards makes an offering of 25,000 , the pastor gets anxious to see his wife
and behold she was a Gem, the third, fourth and fifth man respectively came forward making an offering of 10k, 12k, 20k accordingly.
Then this last man step forward and dance like their is no tomorrow, he danced so much that the pastor was so excited, the Man
make an offering of 10 Naira, the pastor was shocked and he asked for the man's wife. When she show herself, the pastor called the
man and says that ; Please come and have 5 naira change because it will be unfair for the church to collect such a huge amount from you.

GSE is an organization that conduct Examinations meant for graduates that are seeking for jobs. You have to register in this website www.gse.org.ng to get an ID, after that you update your CV and then make a payment of at least 5,000 to a designated account, you will, after this, book for an examination date on their (gse) website, your score from the exam is your ticket to secure a jobs in some major companies. Simple as that!
GMAT is a collection of solved past questions which most companies also used to assess their potential employee before they can be consider for an interview. Although Gmat was previously used before GSE now comes into the show but some company still conduct an Exams for their potential employee using the Gmat format. Hope that is OK.
ALL THE BEST

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zmovement:
Someone out there should please enlighten usn all on the Graduate Standardisation Examination (GSE), its cost, venues and similarities/differences between it and the standard job aptitude tests ("GMAT". We really need to know.

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Hi Shyshina, & Anulie
I am also in shoe, please do forward the mail to me, wish you the best , Lardi007@yahoo.com,

please anulie, the test is real, where u asked to come to the exam hall with the email and can u please forward to my email, shyshyshina@yahoo.com

Hi Landers,
B.Sc Industrial Chemistry (O.O.U)
M.Sc Industrial Chemistry (U.I)--- In view
08034636129 (Lardi007@yahoo.com)

hi dr.ice, how did you apply for the job, to be honest you need people for that kind of job, writing the test is a general thing, after that you need people to get the job, all the best

Okunola1, hi how do u apply for the current post in UAC, is it thru their website or via a letter address, pls if anyone knows how, can u share such information with me , Thanks

I also got the text for interview on 21 Aug . Please what is the entry level payment for graduate trainee. Ineed your assistance. Thanks