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Politics / Drama In Osun As Over 200,000 Youths &children Plan To Protest Unpaid Salary by Laridman(m): 7:36am On May 29, 2015
Dear Governor, this open lettter is written to you by the nwm association that just spread to osun state which is named "Association of Nigeria Youths and Children Development".
Sir we think we have endured enough all what you have let us pass through. The main issue we are talking about is the payment of workers salary, infact we regret having you as the governor of osun state. Maybe you dont know what th citizen are passing through, the hardness that many osun people are enduring if you endured it for just a day, you will see that osun people are really suffering.
As the Governor, we think you surpose ti have notice that Osun State economy depend on the workers for it to develop. Pulblic school student are now at home and many private school students have drop out because you did not pay their parent salary. You alway lie to us that the federal Government did not pay you alloction and now everybody now know that the federal government did not own you.
You disappoint the children and the youths because many children even force thier parent to vote for you. So we regret having you as the governor of our great state you reallu disappoint us.
So sir, we give you few days to find solution to the problem in the state because over 200000 citizen comprising of children and youths have gathered up from all the local government in the state and we are ready to make the history of the toughest and the greatest protest in Nigeria.
As you see and read this open letter, you can reply us back on news paper especially the Punch, Naij, and many more and we will reply you back
Jokes Etc / Akpors And The Agric Exam by Laridman(m): 6:52am On May 28, 2015
Akpors wrote an agric examination that almost gave his teacher a heart attack after she went through his script while marking. If you think it can’t be that bad, check out how he responded to this particular question:
QUESTION: Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep)
Check the answer a Akpos gave:
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for soup it does not taste waaaaow.
2. Goats give soup perfume especially the boy goat but sheep don’t give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walks slowly on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don’t have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble.
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot jump and turn 360°.
9. The goat cries mkpehehe mkpehehe but sheep cries berhh berhh.
If you were this teacher, what would you score Akpors?
Jokes Etc / Joke: Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity This Period by Laridman(m): 6:34am On May 28, 2015
1) My compound is noiseless because ‘I pass my neighbour’ generators are on sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Telemundo/Zee world. Chai!
4) Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel.
5) No more congestion in network since many people’s phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is fast…no one wants browsing to kill his or her battery.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now.
9) There are MORE PRAYERS & less distractions.
10) You even know its true…that’s why you were reading this fast
so you can log out before your battery goes off that you didn’t notice that there is no number 8. Now you found out, you are laughing lolzz

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Politics / Blame Obasanjo For The Failure In Power Sector – Atiku by Laridman(m): 11:24pm On May 27, 2015
Atiku, who served under Obasanjo’s regime from 1999-2007, said this in an interview with Punch on Sunday, May 24, where he alleged that the latter’s adoption of a reform modeled after the gas power stations resulted in the lingering power crisis in the country.
Atiku said he advised Obasanjo to adopt a short-term, medium-term and long-term solutions to the power sector reform. He said the country had gotten foreign investors, who were prepared to come and invest between $250m and $500m to set up small and medium -size power stations.
He faulted Obasanjo’s long term solution, which involved the building the of gas infrastructure.
“By now, we would have been self-sufficient, but he said, ‘Oh, we must go gas’ and I said, ‘Gas? There is a problem. It’s long term; a lot of investments. There is instability in the region (Niger Delta). You must bring peace, before they would allow you to evacuate the gas.”
Atiku noted that he refused to chair the power committee set up by the Obasanjo administration because of the long term approach the former president adopted.
“He wanted to go for the long-term and up till now, we are not yet there. “If we had adopted the short- term and medium-term solutions to our power problem, we would have been self-sufficient by 2005; even before we left office,”he said.
Atiku also explained that, the short term solution would have succeeded because that strategy was planned for small and medium power stations in various parts of the country.
He also faulted the privatisation of the Power Holding Company of Nigeria, PHCN, on the grounds that the process was flawed.
“How does one begin to privatise distribution? Distribution of what? There is no power. First of all, one should start with generation,”he said.
He argued that it was meaningless to privatise a power company, which lacked the capacity to generate power. He added that one had to start with generation, then transmission and when there is enough power, then one knows that it has the capacity to transmit as well as distribute.
Atiku Abubaker, also expressed the belief that coming administration of Muhammadu Buhari has the political will to tackle corruption.
Source: gq234.com
Celebrities / 69missed Calls: Olamide,reminisce, Lil Kesh,cdq Orchinko Ekun, Who Perform Best by Laridman(m): 11:15pm On May 27, 2015
You’re Watched the Studio session, seen the BTS footage of the videoand we have also presented to you an exclusive premiere of the hottest singleof the year + the official video, JE records presents ‘69 Missed Calls’featuringEdge Records + YBNL .
Now, the Question is this, Olamide, Reminisce, Lil Kesh, CDQ or Chinko Ekun, Whose Part is d dopest or Who kill the track?
For me I think it is lil kesh
Drop Ur Comment
Politics / Re: Group Asks Court To Stop Buhari’s Inauguration by Laridman(m): 10:51pm On May 27, 2015
Hhmm hhmmmm
Politics / Group Asks Court To Stop Buhari’s Inauguration by Laridman(m): 10:48pm On May 27, 2015
A group, Advocacy for Societal Rights Advancement and Development Initiative, has instituted a fresh suit before the Federal High Court in Abuja seeking to stop the Chief Justice of Nigeria, Justice Mahmud Mohammed, from swearing the President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, on Friday.
The suit filed on Tuesday is also seeking an order nullifying the certificate of return issued to Buhari by the Independent National Electoral Commission. Source the punch
Jokes Etc / Re: Cartoon Of The Day : The Real Reason Kashamu Won. by Laridman(m): 10:37pm On May 27, 2015
Na brain

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