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Programming / Frontend Developers Needed For Immediate Employment by larryokeke: 11:03am On Aug 19, 2020
A reputable company based in Lagos is in need of angular js developers for immediate full time employment.

Job Description:
Develop and maintain frontend designs for websites
Connect frontend layer to backend json apis
Create application templates for preview, before they are developed

Demonstrate proficiency in angular js
Attention to detail
Understanding of REST principles
Understanding of frontend frameworks other than angular js is an advantage.

Up to 250,000 NGN salary package
Remote work option
Paid training and vacations
Health insurance
Paid Travelling Opportunities

Interested candidates should forward their cvs (Including their phone number) to larry@234code.com

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Programming / Game Developers Wanted by larryokeke: 5:04pm On Aug 11, 2020
A reputable firm based in Lagos is in need of game developers.

Candidates must demonstrate:

Proficiency in at least one javascript based game engine: e.g Phaser, babylon, Playcanvas, unity
A portfolio of games previously worked on
Effective communication skills
Ability to work with little or no supervision.

Salary 300000-450000 NGN
Remote work option
Health Insurance coverage
Travelling perks
Paid Trainings

Interested candidates should send their cvs to larypetero@gmail.com

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Programming / PHP Developers Wanted by larryokeke: 4:56pm On Aug 11, 2020
A reputable firm based in Lagos is in need of php software developers.

Candidates must demonstrate:

Proficiency in Codeigniter framework.
Proficiency in LAMP stack server administration
Effective communication skills
Proficiency in HTML/CSS/Javascript

Salary 100000-150000 NGN
Remote work option
Health Insurance coverage
Travelling perks
Paid Trainings

Interested candidates should send their cvs to larypetero@gmail.com
Programming / Senior Software Developers Needed by larryokeke: 8:40am On Jun 11, 2020
A reputable firm based in Lagos is in need of senior software developers


Candidates must demonstrate

Proficiency in tools and methods for programming best practices such as documentation, unit testing, continuous integration, version control systems etc.
Proficiency in software architecture and design patterns with regards to object oriented programming
Proficiency in working with and leading teams throughout the development cycle
Proficiency in at least one interpreted, one compiled, and one functional language.
Proficiency in algorithm design
Working experience of 5 years and above.
A degree in mathematics, or other computer science related field is an advantage.

Salary upto 2000 usd monthly
Health Insurance coverage
Travelling perks
Paid Trainings

Interested candidates should send their cvs to larry@234code.com
Programming / Software QA (quality Assurance) Engineer Needed by larryokeke: 4:27am On Dec 03, 2019
234code, based in Lagos is hiring for the role of a software quality assurance engineer.

Job Overview
234code is one of the leading companies in enterprise software development in Nigeria. As part of our expansion efforts, we have been hiring aggressively and amongst other roles, require a talented QA Engineer professional to join our team. If you're excited to be part of a winning team, 234code is a great place to grow your career.

Responsibilities for QA Engineer
- Create tests to identify software problems
- Analyze bugs and errors found during tests
- Document results of tests for the software development team
- Recommend improvements in software to enhance user experience
- Motivate the development process for efficiency and performance
- Works together with the software developer to enhance and improve programs
- Research and compare similar competitor products
- Maintain updated knowledge of industry trends and advancements
- Qualifications for QA Engineer
- Extensive experience in software development processes - especially testing
- Must be willing and ready to travel for weeks at a time.
- Strong knowledge of Linux and Microsoft Windows operating systems
- Exceptional attention to detail
- Excellent analytical and problem-solving skills
- Good oral and written communication skills
- Great team player and able to work efficiently with minimal supervision
- Able to sit in front of a computer for long hours at a time
- A four year university degree

- Attractive and competitive salary package
- Milestone based bonuses
- Paid leave
- A lot of paid travelling opportunities

Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CVs to larry@234code.com.
Programming / C# Developers Needed by larryokeke: 7:23pm On Nov 26, 2019
An enterprise software company based in Lagos needs qualified candidates to apply for the role of C# developer. Applicants :

1. Must be proficient in C# software design patterns
2. Must have experience working in teams (Be a good communicator)
3. Have minimum 4years experience working with .NET
4. Be ready to start work immediately.

1. Salary: upto 400k (depending on experience/expertise level).
2. Great working culture/environment with a lot of paid travel opportunities
3. Health Insurance
4. Milestone based bonuses

Send CVs to larry@234code.com

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Literature / Re: Killing a Wife by larryokeke: 12:40pm On Sep 07, 2019
This is horrific

Thanks for reading and commenting.
Literature / Re: Killing a Wife by larryokeke: 12:40pm On Sep 07, 2019
So she didn't have parents or friends, and you don't have neighbours. Well ride-on story just began.

Lol. Stories could be easily spinned towards her going missing, or getting abducted.
Literature / Killing a Wife by larryokeke: 9:01am On Aug 22, 2019
Going home after work was starting to suck.

Just like everybody else, I had fallen in love at 21 with a charming, brilliant, beautiful (what-other-fancy-adjective) girl whom happened to think i could be described in such flattering words too. Just like everybody else, I got married to her because, even though the signs were there that it might be a bad idea, I was too lazy to find someone else, too jealous to bear the thought of her finding someone else, and too weak to face the fact that the best company one could find was oneself.

Unlike everyone else though, in my last 36 years of being alive, i have always eliminated my problems spick and span. No emotions attached. No warnings given. And God knows i’m damn good at it too. I had formed a plan during the day on how to kill my wife. And was about to execute it.

I stepped into the apartment to find my victim in the parlour, watching the Kim Kardishian show. She said nothing to me. I walked straight to my room.

I had mentioned sometime during our courtship that if a time ever came when i felt too uncomfortable in the marriage, i would kill her to dissolve it. She must have brushed it off. Why not? In 14 years of knowing her, i had never raised my voice at her, much less my finger. I dont know why people do that. If i wanted to do something and you yelled at me or beat me, the most effect it would have would be to make me suspend doing that for sometime. Beating anyone has never solved the problem ‘spick and span’.

I went in, got ready, came out with a knife in my back pocket. Went towards her. She watched me, ready to repel me in case i was trying to hug her, I wrapped my left arm around her firmly
And with the right, slit her throat deeply. She let out a piercing scream which was muted by the blood and the air in her throat.

She went into convulsion. While i held her still. About a minute later; it was done. She no longer moved. I slit the throat further to make sure there was no chance of her being alive. She was really dead. I casually walked round the 3 bedroom flat, drenched in blood, to lock all windows and observe the surroundings. I didnt expect anyone to have heard the scream. Everything seemed normal outside.

The flat was flowing with far too much blood. The couch she had sat on was also gorged. I had to immediately start mopping before it flowed somewhere it shouldnt. 20 minutes of mopping fixed that. The next thing was the body. Disposing it would be the most difficult part of the task.

I dismembered her into smaller parts, head, hands, hips, legs; then put all but the head into the one of the three bowls. I took my time to carve out the flesh and poop-like substances from the head leaving a clean human skeleten of a head. This done, i proceeded to do same for other parts in the bowl till the flesh was in one bowl, and clean bones were on the tiled floor. The flat was livid with a putrid smell by the time i was done.

I proceeded to flush the flesh down the toilet, in small quantities and i was done in another 30 minutes.

Now i had to take care of the clothes, mine and hers. I couldn't scrub the blood off of them, so i tried to reduce them to rags by soiling them in a bag of sand i had packed home. That came out nicely. The clothes all looked roughed up and i put them in strategic places around the house so they looked like they were merely used for mopping errant moisture.

I brought out a bag of bones i had purchased from a butcher on my way back.

All that was left of my wife now were the bones. I placed them one after the other in a mortar and started pounding. The idea was to break it into unrecognizable pieces. This also worked as expected and in minutes, all the bones were undistinguishable from the purchased cow bones which were also broken in pieces.

I mixed both, and put them in a disposal bag.

All that remained now were the blood stained leather couch and the smell. God! It smelled awful!

The blood on the couch had already clothed but i removed it rather easily with soapy water. 5 systematic wipes of the whole couch removed all trace blood.

I mopped the house three more times with soapy water laced with air freshner. The smell reduced, and i opened the windows and turned on the fan and Air conditioners.

Looking outside, it was dark already. I parboiled the bones for an hour while taking a bath, packaged it in a nylon, put it in a disposal bag and drove of with it sitting on my passenger seat to dispose it off. I would encounter two police check points but only one asked what it was and let me go when i mentioned it was merely bones for the dogs at home.

I disposed the bones at a refuse dump 20 miles away and drove back home.

On entering the quiet flat, i sat on the couch, flipped the tv station to CNN and heaved a sigh.

Problem solved. I was a bachelor again!
Programming / Re: Are You A Developer? Earn Up To 1000 Dollars A Day With 234code.com by larryokeke: 4:12pm On Jul 16, 2019

Not discouraging anyone but you should note that 100,000 / 2088 is actually 47 per hour

Thanks for the correction
Programming / Re: Are You A Developer? Earn Up To 1000 Dollars A Day With 234code.com by larryokeke: 3:18pm On Jul 16, 2019

wrong. The average is about 7 times lower than what you quoted. earning 1000 dollars is equivalent to 365,000 dollars a year.

A google tech lead earns about 100,000 dollars a year

You are very wrong.

You are comparing hours worked to full time employment. The google lead works only 8 hours a day Now, . 8 * 261 (total working days in a year + vacation) = 2,088 working hours. 100,000 USD /2, 088 hrs = USD 47 dollars per hour.

Thus, you see that the google lead earns well above the 40 usd dollars per hour our platform promises. Also note that on our platform 40usd per hour applies to topmost talent. Junior developers start at 4 dollars per hour.

If you are not interested, please do your research first before discouraging those who are.
Programming / Re: Are You A Developer? Earn Up To 1000 Dollars A Day With 234code.com by larryokeke: 2:34pm On Jul 16, 2019
Its not. The average programmer hourly rate in the US is 250USD per hour.

40usd per hour for top talent is more than reasonable. However, most developers wont work 24 hours a day and ll more realistically speaking, clock in 500usd a day.

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Programming / Are You A Developer? Earn Up To 1000 Dollars A Day With 234code.com by larryokeke: 2:03pm On Jul 16, 2019
234code.com is a platform where geographically distributed developers work on assigned development tasks and get paid on an hourly basis. Earnings range from 4 to 40 dollars per hour depending on your level of experience/proficiency in your chosen stack.

Our clients are foreign, multinational, and mid-scale companies that outsource projects for quality, economic and legal advantages.

To get started, contact +2347064920936, or larry@234code.com on whatsapp for a short interview to know what tasks can be assigned to you.

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