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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by lasisi69(f): 2:02pm On Sep 07, 2022
countable can be associated with money but not grains of rice undecided

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Fashion / Re: Jofad Michaels Emerges Queen Of Nigeria Institutions (Photos) by lasisi69(f): 8:37am On Sep 07, 2022
tongue Always creating unconsciousness

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Education / Re: Vacation To Chicago During Strike Is For Collaboration Discussions - UNICAL VC by lasisi69(f): 8:10am On Sep 07, 2022
opalu:
They just dey use Students to catch cruise. Most Lecturers use Strike periods to lecture in Private universities and do their Private businesses
so, whose fault ? undecided

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Jokes Etc / Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by lasisi69(f): 11:55pm On Sep 06, 2022
Linguist is a person skilled in languages

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dinamo Zagreb Vs Chelsea - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by lasisi69(f): 8:12pm On Sep 06, 2022
noble2faith:


grin grin

Sell your membership now
cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: #GoldenPenis: I Did This When A Girl Tried Manipulating Me With S€X!! (Photo) by lasisi69(f): 8:08pm On Sep 06, 2022
Ikennaford:


Don't lecture me idiot
vawulence tongue

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dinamo Zagreb Vs Chelsea - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by lasisi69(f): 7:59pm On Sep 06, 2022
Buddha3:


You go nowhere my brother.

You're staying to enjoy the painment to the fullest.
cheesy cheesy

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Romance / Re: #GoldenPenis: I Did This When A Girl Tried Manipulating Me With S€X!! (Photo) by lasisi69(f): 7:58pm On Sep 06, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
Women are THROW BACKERS, what I mean is, women will dish you back with what you portray yourself to be, if you portray an insecure guy with the fear of losing a woman, she will treat you like a ready loser, if you act like you are lucky to get S€x, she will starve you of S€x, if you act like a guy with his D!!ck in 5000 carat GOLD with his ability to get S€x whenever he wants to ON HIS OWN TERMS, she will feel lucky to have your d!!ck inside her, she will feel worthless before you, she will feel like she will never be able to measure up and she will feel like you came down to her level of all the more s€x appealing women around you!!

Her name was AMINAT, I made her understand that her pvvssy wasn't what she thought it was, now she has either follow my rules or get tf out, the second option wasn't very conspicuous to her, it will never be to females, they hate missing out, that is something else you should take to your advantage.

I'm not a SIMP, you cannot manipulate me because I was coming for your pvvsy, are you fvvcking me or you are looking towards crowdfunding for a Tecno Y6?
I have a FVVCKING GOLDEN P€N!S!!!, you Will have to choose wisely between this D!!CK and an N18,000 phone BIITTCH!!
Yes, I fvvcked her later that week, with her mouth fvvcking shut this time. grin
#GoldenPenis is all about CONTROL!!

I used a lot of chooky words in this one.

TRP IS GOLDEN!!
small boy... If you were high valued and had applied all of these principles before she even thought of visiting you, she wouldn't even dare deny you the first time... Immature adult undecided keep lying to your 21st century WhatsApp group undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dinamo Zagreb Vs Chelsea - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by lasisi69(f): 7:47pm On Sep 06, 2022
I denounce my membership cry cry cry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dinamo Zagreb Vs Chelsea - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by lasisi69(f): 7:39pm On Sep 06, 2022
NobleStag007:

Na that smell go Kee you
Lol cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Dinamo Zagreb Vs Chelsea - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by lasisi69(f): 7:35pm On Sep 06, 2022
CheedyJ:

I no argue, I was just saying despite ur criticism, you will praise him should he score that's all..
BTW, if I put my head down, fear go allow u slap am?
shocked shocked

cheesy

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Education / Re: The Anambra Sex Party Wasn't Organized By Our Students - UNIZIK SUG by lasisi69(f): 7:28pm On Sep 06, 2022
EtinosaDLaw:
There's nothing constitutionally or even morally wrong with a bunch of adults organising an orgy for themselves. No one was hurt, so I don't see why this is an issue except hard drugs were used or illicit/nonconsensual acts were performed. Aside that, this is just another topic for fake religionists to masturbate upon.

In this part of the world, we love to attack trivial issues and trivialise serious issues. The people attacking these people from all angles are still the same people giving Pornhub and Xvideos billions of views and making them the most streamed service in the country. Many of you here do worst! Many of you will gladly attend this party if given the opportunity, so what's with all the fake morality? Allow people enjoy their youth and their choices please. We have other important issues to tackle in this country.
Devil advocate undecided...

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Religion / Re: Lady Visits Jahovah's Witness Hall, To Ask Why They Stopped Going Door To Door by lasisi69(f): 1:13pm On Sep 06, 2022
urgent 2k girl...

You should focus more on your vocabularies

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Invites Obasanjo To Commission Yaba Road And Hospital (Nov 2002 Videos) by lasisi69(f): 8:49am On Sep 06, 2022
BurialGround:


Show us where Obi used bullion van to loot money.
cheesy

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Crime / Re: Celebrities With No Sense - Delta State Police Spokesperson Replies Paul Okoye by lasisi69(f): 4:26am On Sep 06, 2022
starbuck:
The new MOD doesn't sleep again abi your new work still dey totori you
cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trending Video Shows Moment Bridge Collapsed While Being Commissioned In S.A by lasisi69(f): 8:17pm On Sep 05, 2022
jeromestarks:
End time bridge.
Lol cheesy

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Politics / Re: Governor Wike Is In Abia To Commission The Osisioma Flyover. by lasisi69(f): 4:50pm On Sep 05, 2022
Bar1941:
Why Wike? Why not Mr Peter Peter Obi? Afterall we had seen BAT commissioning projects in Kano State, Atiku doing so in Sokoto this project should have been an avenue to show Obi has a full control of the southeast and he's truly loved in the region but you know what? Ikpeazu preferred a sitting governor to commission the project because he knows even in southeast, Obi stands no chance of winning any state.
kid undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: New UK Prime Minister To Be Announced Today. Liz Truss Tipped by lasisi69(f): 8:31am On Sep 05, 2022
undecided

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Sports / Re: Tobi Amusan Wins 100m Hurdles At ISTAF 2022 Berlin by lasisi69(f): 4:18am On Sep 05, 2022
shocked Amu-shine shocked

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Travel / Re: Nigerians Arriving Dubai Are Detained And Their Passports Seized (Video) by lasisi69(f): 9:58am On Sep 01, 2022
Kingcalls:
I have always said , the Government is a reflection of the people... Nigerians are not good people... we tend to think that wrong is right .... I have said this b4 , most people in this country dont know when they commit a crime..... yahoo yahoo supporters , money is everything crew , my body my choice crew, Gangster squad... Because Dubai made it easy for us... our mentality is very terrible
this is sadly but painful reality cry

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Romance / Re: Handsome Or Pretty (pics) by lasisi69(f): 11:32pm On Aug 31, 2022
Bankowner:
Omo! I almost caught myself mugu. I thought it was a flat-screen television that is in the background until I saw the table in the other picture. Behold, it's but a window.
cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Safiya Yusuf: I Was Stoned, Battled Depression When My Nude Video Was Leaked by lasisi69(f): 6:56am On Aug 31, 2022
God1000:
Why making nude video in the first place? This girl and Tiwa savage should go for deliverance.

In some societies, they will be ostracized
name the societies undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Ruby Orjiakor Seeks Approval From River Goddess To Shoot A Movie (Video) by lasisi69(f): 9:43pm On Aug 30, 2022
BATified2023:
Spiritualism is deep,only few can understand
undecided

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Family / Re: Girl, 4 Dies After Gran Gave Her Half A Bottle Of Whiskey While Mum Watched by lasisi69(f): 11:46am On Aug 29, 2022
Newborn27:
Lasisi69....come and see end time parenting.

Righteousness2 what have you got to say on this one sir...preach the word bro.
True.... And painful cry cry

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Of Wads Of Dollars In Private Jet, On His Way To Vegas by lasisi69(f): 10:49pm On Aug 27, 2022
Wingscloud:
calm down bro. It's his money!
calm down bro. It's his comment! undecided

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Politics / Re: Wike To Lamido: Only In Nigeria Person With Primary School Cert Can Be Minister by lasisi69(f): 9:56pm On Aug 27, 2022
Not my problem... I booked the wrong space undecided

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by lasisi69(f): 10:42am On Aug 27, 2022
Oesophagus99:


Lesson No.1:
Don't mess with Oesophagus! angry
abi shocked

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by lasisi69(f): 10:32am On Aug 27, 2022
Oesophagus99:


Thunder fires you thunder..

SHegiya 'yar iska! embarassed
Lol... Chaii... cheesy

Keep going cheesy cheesy

You almost there

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Education / Re: Curvy Female Teacher Called Out By Parents Says She Is Not Resigning by lasisi69(f): 10:27am On Aug 27, 2022
Oesophagus99:


Oya take 'Uwaki' goan share it with your family members
undecided

Keep trying undecided

You might get there undecided

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