Here's some:

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "


"When God made you, he was showing off."

"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "

"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?"

"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

The issue of men and lies opens a can of worms to be honest. People should not lie about what their father has/doenst have. Haba! Nah you gif ya papa money? Why are you claiming his wealth? What do YOU have?

People who date people simply because of their social standing, deserve to be lied to! Nah God catch them.

You guys talk about men lying about petty things. Lying that you live in VI when you infact live in Maroko is stupid. It so very stupid, because it's a lie you can only get away with for so long. How can one even tell such a stupid lie.

Is there a forum on Why do men cheat? That's what I want to talk about.
Why do married men prey on single girls? Why do people cheat on their partners and call it 'back up'. What happened to monogamy and trust in a relationship.. that's the sort of lie and deceit I want to talk about.