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WinnieDPooh: I'm thinking the lenght is almost abit too long that length should be for the guys maybe that of ladies should stop exactly where the knee is. Just my opinion sha ooo

Haha I tot about dat 2 oh. Bt I decided 2 kip mute

saintalone: sorry!
#teamRivers
BadGuyP

Tah. God no go gree.
Mk I feel anoda environment abeg. I ws born here in ph, nursry -uni here in ph. If nt 4 d quest 2 change environ I 4 stay hre cos I've got some juicy opportunities.
I'll miss my frnds tho

WinnieDPooh: I think this should do. Very perfect

Yh dis is gud. I'll save d pix

lewizylee: yaawah race|hehehe|bob marley(((oh wataa rat race|

Wetin ,u smoke weed?

saintalone: You wanna look "sassy" 4 them boys abi.
#pepeli!

Hahaha. 4 em boys nd gals. Yeye,lol

Imanuelle: just tell him your redeployment request wasn't considered
Life na per head, don't allow another aunt's rules to rule your path
You're a big girl now

Wow nice one. Redeployment request nt considered ,cnt blieve I hvnt tot of it. Tnks hun. Muah muah muah.
Which market did u buy ur white shorts in?

One of my parrot mouth aunt tld my dad dat gals who serve in abj mess up demselves. I tlked nd tlked 2 defend myself bt yet no way, my dad kpt eyeing me all 2ru d tlk. God knows I ve no bad motive of goin 2 abj, jux dat my aunt in abj wnts me ova dere cos shez got some links.

Nw my dad is tlkin bout me redeploying 2 ph evn if he I'm posted 2 abj. I feel so dissapointed, lyk he doesn't trust me. He said he does bt d things my aunt tld him re so shoking. Big mouth woman jux cos she is manipulating her own daughter 2 stay in ph,she thinks evry1 should stay in ph. So angry 2nyt

Sotenna: Winnie if you know say we go serve together I beg no wear that kind bikni sorry short or else they'll surely decamp us

Hahaha funny

WinnieDPooh: @Helen is it as short as this

It should b longer dan dat nah. Winnie abeg no go buy bum short oh. Lol

My brodas nd sisters I've had only cucumber 2day ooh,my head sef dey bang oh. all in a bid 2 lose d little flesh I added b4 nov. Pray 4 me ohh.

shawylux: Seriously na over caring dey worry am. You know what they say abt first daughters and their dad
Seriously na over caring dey worry am. You know what they say abt first daughters and their dad

Tank God my own dad cnt browse oh.hahaha so funny. Nd well I'm also d 1st nd only daughter ohh so my wants 1st b4 anybody else . Few days bck my dad askd me hw much I nid 2 shop nd I said lyk 30k. He den tld me 2 go nd write d list nd brng let him see wetin I wan buy wey reach 30k .lol. I'm yet 2 give him d list ,hyped a lot of prices nd yet e no evn reach d 30k sef .

ade014ril: FCT must not pass me bye,
Oga DG tailor ur soon action to favour me.
#teamFCT

Yh yh dear. We ll dere 2geda,no shaking

Palacedaughter: i do find teaching interesting. Aspiring to be a great teacher someday. Well am starting from somewhere and I hope that I will be posted to a schl. After service, masters, will be going into full time teaching (in a secondary schl!, so u don't confuse it with lecturing)

Gud 1 babe. Do ur thang

Sotenna: Please baby it's not what you think, I can explain.

It is the devil's work, please forgive me.

I wasn't thinking straight biko nu.

I was deceived please, you know I love you.

It won't happen again, I swear.

Please don't let this little mistake ruin everything. Lets work it out.

I was missing you that's why, please understand baby.

Oh my God I'm finished Oh!

Please babe it's not like that, it's like this...let me explain it.

Who makes the above comments most, men or women, and when do you mostly hear it?

D men. When deir woman catches or finds out bout an affair dey ve wit anoda woman or man.lol

Imanuelle: welcome aboard

No classroom rule means that not everyone will be deployed to schools to teach

the classroom deployment rate will crash

probably to just graduates of education and a few unlucky bunch

Unlucky y? Some pple find teaching interesting do u know? Hw unlucky were ur teachers ?jux sayin

christabeli: For those dt influenced their posting to Abuja if d tin no work, abegi no blame ur source o. i heard dt d DG dey go down there 4 final scatterin.

Na abuja oh.anyhw dem lyk mk dem do,my own go wrk. I trust God

Jaygrl: I am a nurse,straight to da hospital...Being in the classroom is very far from me

I studied political science and administrative studies. Does it mean I culd seve in d govt house ,workn side by side with Goodluck Jonathan. #dancing azonto# lol

Jud passn . nice 1 guys, kip it real. Buh u guys cn still b frnds wit us @ d oda batch c thread. I tink dis is nt bout batch c 13 or batch a 14. I tink its bout us, all of us.

ideology: from my observation, many folks added weight in camp, but lost all of it in just few days after posting

Ahah wat ll mk sm1 add weight in camp biko

lauraaa: I don't rly lyk dis classroom thing , wit God by my side classroom no go smell me. I'll serve in a firm, I must oh

I'm nt a graduate of education so I get plenty hope

Palacedaughter: wait o wait wait. I studied chemistry, hope they won't throw me to those 'chemist shops'. Ehn... That wil be gobe lol... Ehn ehn

I don't rly lyk dis classroom thing , wit God by my side classroom no go smell me. I'll serve in a firm, I must oh

Palace daughter wats ur weight lose thread agn? Lewizylee wats d batch a 2014 thread, I culd peep in tho I'm 4 batch c 2013

EVARHGREEEN: hmmmm... Lukin take-away

Tnks hun

Sotenna: The email account you used to open your nairaland account, that's where you get your Personal Message PM.

If you go to someone's profile and click on pm...it won't give you a text field to write on just click send, the person will get an email notification that you want to communicate him or her then, then the person can chose to send you a message, if the person replies you from there you've got the person's email link and can reply or message them whenever you want.

The long process is a kinda security protocol, but the downside is that both parties must have their emails on the go to be able to message each other in real time...unlike facebook.

Actually J-Slimz thought me these but not in words but action.

Oh tnks hun. Nw I see

Palacedaughter: Pls guys help me o. How do I check my PM

Hehe seems we v d same prob. I hv lots of pm's. I'm get a mssge via my email addy which tells me sat I jux got a mssge. Nd dats all.how I cn check it,I dunno

Adary: Nop you didn't cos you don't even know the reall size of my boobs jealousy

Lol

All my friends snding me mssges via nairaland. I cnt check it oh. So u won't see me as a snub. U cn add me on twitter @ tushlaura or on fb @laura ezinne idika. Tnx

dazzlead: Hi guys

Hallo

Adary: Winnie how do I send u d crdt

I answered right 1st b4 winnie. I leave it dat way #frown# . Smhw @ d question.haha

Sotenna: I've seen many but I'll only have one...and I'll have to be contented with her for my own good and for the happiness of my family.

At a stage a lot of people's wellbeing and happiness will depend on your ability to sacrifice some things, things you could have easily had.

If I keep wanting everything I see, and keep responding to every wink I get, I might have died back in school.

I just gotta bone a lot of things...it is not not "dulling" it's called being smart.

Gud tlk. If only all guys thought dis way

legendsilver: D way I dey look girls dis day needs to b checked o!
All dis una pix na )))))))GBOZA(((((((((

Join ur broda in d lord (jim iyke) nd run 2 tb joshua 4 eye deliverance oh. Lol. I watched d hilarious video 2day nd nxt tin wen I wntd 2 mk a cul I found out I had 0naira. Dunno y bis subscription do not cover youtube. God punnish mtn

Adary: Please who know where/how I can do boobs reduction?

Which bossom do u wanna reduce? D 1 I sw in ur pix or anoda? R u kidding me? I didn't c any xtra large bossom oh except u wann b flat out. Lol