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shrimati: yea he's damn serious, I don't think have seen him so serious like this b4. Just do as he said.

Heheheheh una wicked ohhh. Lol. Well I tink he's sensible enough nt 2 believe u sha.

shrimati: did I see u type runs! Pls report to my desk as a matter of exigency, haba!

Oh rlyy? Hehe. Ok working,processing ,wateva u cul it. Buh @ least I passd d mssge nd I ws well understood.

I just sent my call up no 4 runsing to 2 different pple(sources) ,with d help of God it is abj 4 sure.hello my pple hw una dey?

hopeyemmy: It was nothing but a joke. Forget, saying that one is ugly won't make one ugly. And, btw, ugliness is relative here.

My tongue is powerful? Fine! Oya send me 3k recharge card. I use MTN and Airtel.

Hehehehe. U b clown. 2ru

hopeyemmy: Oh, btw, @Lauraaa, I can put up my picture for your view. FOC!

Hehehe. Ok pls do.alert me wen u do. Rly wanna check u out. Lol

hopeyemmy:
*falls off chair* It's all for comics. Babe, u went so personal there. Okay, I've seen your piercings, you are beautiful. Can we move one, the beautiful one? Thank you!

My point is stop calling urself or anybody else ugly whether jokinly or seriously. God didn't create an ugly person. Nd don't jux talk carelessly nd cul it a joke cos ur tongue is powerfull. It cn make or mare,create or destroy. *big hug 2 u * . Nd well yea yea I'm beautiful . Sorry if u tink I went personal, I ws jux saying. Smh...

hopeyemmy: *YAWNS*

You know it's end time when commenters suddenly turn viewers. Una no wan move the thread forward, abi? Ok, make I follow everyone dey view.

Good morning to my fellow ugly ones.

U are wat u call urself, derez no pride in ugliness nd God didn't create and ugly person. Wen sm1 is rly ugly, everytn around u begats ugliness. U r wat u cul urself ,I'm so shocked wen I see pple call demselves negative things. Smh

Gd munin inside dis munin. I hail my fellow prospective nov batch corpers. Nd 2 all who didn't mk it, notin spoil. Una go still serve. Just a matter of months. Kip d faith alive nd Trust God fully.

Gd munin inside dis munin. I hail my fellow prospective nov batch corpers. Nd 2 all who didn't mk it, notin spoil. Una go still serve. Just a matter of months. Kip d faitj alive nd Trust God fully.

saintalone: Congrats to u....

Thank you

Unique uniport. Nysc loading

Imanuelle: see plans sha

Na so you want do the arrangement without me ?

Hehehe

I'm hearing 1 news dat nnpc abj no longer recruit corpers . After all my plans #sobs# I pray its nt 2ru sha.

lauraaa: I took mine jux last wk. I didn't pay d alumini fee,nd d men incharge were so engrosed looking at my boobs dat dey 4got 2 ask 4 my alumini or convo gown receipt aldo dey hd sent some odas out of deir office 4 dat reason. Lol. Hope I don escape d alumini thing. Lol. Nd err do u still v plans of serving in abj?

Ws tinking it wa immanuel

Adary: Yes took my success letter since April

I took mine jux last wk. I didn't pay d alumini fee,nd d men incharge were so engrosed looking at my boobs dat dey 4got 2 ask 4 my alumini or convo gown receipt aldo dey hd sent some odas out of deir office 4 dat reason. Lol. Hope I don escape d alumini thing. Lol. Nd err do u still v plans of serving in abj?

Imanuelle: hello

Any news bout uniport call up no?
Hv u tkn ur success letter?

Hi

Demmylade: I try small, I no too 'wowo'. Lol
Just joking about porting, man u for life. Just hoping for d best. At least more hope still dey for man u unlike Arsenal which has been predicted not to carry any cup until d new born prince of england becomes king. *just joking*

Buhahaha. Yh yh man u 4 life

lewizylee: GOBE is when a prostitute waves too u from the other side of the road & shouts "customer" durning an evangelism


lool


Good Evening y'all

Hehehehe

Hallo

dreddre: Pls o na which state dey paid pass?

Rivers I guess

Just strolling by

Gd morning all

Sotenna: 600...this is good.

I met this thread at around 215.
Good morning people.

Once a target is met something new takes it's place. Page 700 on or before November 5th.

BTW it's 10 days to call up number things and 53 days to camp...the countdown continues.

Oya! Let's go there!

Yipeeeeee

lewizylee: #copied#

Quick Tips And Advice For Youth Corpers
Before Leaving For Orientation Camp 1. There are washer men and women available
at your disposal for mostly the Aje-butter
children and those who do not want to stress
themselves. I can proudly say I used them.
Registration stops 12 midnight preceding
swearing –in day. 2. Never forget to wear your cap 3. You would be given your meal ticket. Never
misplace it. I actually never used mine till end
of camp. 4. I never knew what otondos meant ==MUMU 5. Adjustment of clothes: You definitely have to
adjust your khaki given, no one escapes this.
Make sure you do this on time and also make
sure you follow those tailors up if not you would
be given flimsy excuses. Ensure you negotiate
price for adjustment very well. They think you have money to waste. 6. You would meet different types of human
beings the crazy, spoilt, razz, dirty, complicated,
silly, holy, party, drunk, beautiful, ugly, different
tribes etc. Be open-minded and smile at
someone. New friends! The truth of the matter
is, you shouldn't go through camp alone. 7. Read your call up letter thoroughly both back
and front 8. Just have enough t-shirts and shorts to wear
throughout the week because some camps, the
activities are time consuming leaving little or no
time for you during the week till weekend. 9. You will be fed three times a day in camp,
but the food is barely edible. The kitchen is run
by incredibly hard working women who are
assisted by fellow otondos from different
platoons assigned to the kitchen for each meal. 10. If you are someone who loves to eat good
food, or you don’t want to have the mammy
feel, no problem just come loaded to camp with
provisions. Like cereals and beverages, garri,
biscuits etc. You should also hold extra cash to
eat at the Mammy market, you will get good food there and won’t spend much to eat well,
and the price however depends on the state to
which you have been posted. 11. There are places available where you can
charge your batteries at the camp market. 12. Always fetch water down for the next
morning. You can be shocked that water supply
might finish before it gets to your turn and
that’s the end for you .As for drinking water you
either bought pure water or bottled water;
there was no free drinking water whatsoever. 13. Ladies try not to go with heavy or synthetic
hair to avoid excess heat and time to care for it.
You could advisable make short hair to avoid
heat and save time, I did a short hair which
lasted me three weeks, braids is also advisable,
don’t do lace wig or even fringe. 14. Pocket Money: The question is “How much
money do you really need for the NYSC
Orientation Course, you will be paid a N1, 500
allowance once you arrive the NYSC camp and
also another one (first ALLAWI) after 3 to 4
days on camp. if you intend to drink and hang out at the Mami market, then you can take
more money depending on how much you can
finish, be wise though! 15. Just be prepared to wait in line for
EVERYTHING 16. The bathrooms and toilets are nothing to
write home about. It is always dirty and terrible
in fact if not careful disease could be contacted.
Well some ladies don’t know about guys, had
buckets for the sole purpose of relieving
themselves with what I can call 'pit bucket' 17. Do not dare the soldiers, some can be
ruthless and you know they have authority to
deal with you in name of discipline. 18. Always switch your phones off or put them
on silent while on parade ground. Just don’t
bring it out, it could be seized and destroyed not
minding if it’s a blackberry z10. 19. The accommodation was something else.
Rooms were jam-packed with little or no space
to pass and walk freely. I had up to 60
roommates if not more. It was always stuffy,
dirty and ventilation was poor. 20. There are fellowships for Christians and
Muslims. The 3 recognized associations are
NCCF (NIGERIAN CHRISTAIN CORPERS
FELLOWHIP), NACC (ANGLICAN) and MCAN
(MUSLIM CORPERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA).
But there were others like Redeemed, Winners, catholic, Christ embassy and deeper life. So you
could make your choice. Also they have
morning devotions and weekly service. Overall, the NYSC camp was fun and I met a lot
of people and I can say it was worth it was well
worth it. It is an experience every Nigerian
should have.
I will be here waiting to see you again with your
comments and experiences on camp. Till then wishing you a successful NYSC
YEAR .may you all go and come in peace and
not in pieces.

Amen,tnks dear.

Imanuelle: sorry

U know Tutu abi? She finishd 4rm pet eng abi? Abi na chemical? . Gd nyt

Imanuelle: Tutu

Lost her twin bro abi? . Cnt believe I'll neva see dat dude again. He ws my paddy,my friend. We wre classmates in secondary skol. I remember he got an eye prob 4rm wearing my medicated glasses bck den. Damn u jux reminded me of smtn I'm battling wit 2 4get.

Imanuelle: wow
You made me remember those dudes

I had friends in pol sci too
but the U07 set

Ok. I'm wit U08 set

obinoral: seriously your kingdom must be lucky to have a queen like you.

Lol. Tnks sir

Imanuelle: howdy?

Gud n u? I finishd 4rm political science nd admin studies. I ve some frnds in pet engineering. Rawlins,victor,jerry,patrik

David Hume: Dearie! You ar most welcome to d building! Pls feel free to tell us ur mind nd updates from ur sch nd ask wateva u want! But pls come with me let me show you arnd in and out of d house and who ar the ogas @ d top in here........(Wink) am I permitted my ogas @ d top

Tnks dear

WinnieDPooh: Where is that Lauraa babe from UNIPORT? I love her pics

Tnks dearie