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dnacrystal:
I'm serious. I'm female. What guy would use a moniker that has 'crystal' in it?

owkkk. Nd yhu avent gotten bedspace too. Yhu fat?

I jst saw sumfin, one beauty queen, wow. Itskhadijah, hi

dnacrystal:
Girl

*narrows eyeballs suspiciously* yhu ar nt lying, ar yhu? I can smell lies oh

Johnnywhizeel!!!!!!

dnacrystal:
God dey

looool, i was only jokin wit Essmeeh. Yhu be boy/gal?

Kunlexze, yhu ar on strike again? Kaseshi, aw long yhu go take for market nw? Fabulous95, awz yhu? Dapoxion, yhur fone shall receive itz healing itztun3chi, abeg is dat thing on whatsapp still on going? Dareajayi, wassup? Abeg were all of una dey?

dnacrystal:
How fat are you?

fatter dan dat tiny bed

dnacrystal:
What of one thin, one fat person?

it depends on aw fat d fat person is

Essmeeh:
I Neva Get O May B Am Going 2 Squatt Wit U

loool, no oh. Yhu fat, I fat. D thin bed cnt contain two fat ple

Heterodox:
Chai...... this girl like trouble ooo.

Anyway, if you have the same issue as the case above, contact me on whatsapp.

lol

Chai!! , end time heels

Essmeeh:
Hw Ar U Guyz Bammy777 Nd Layoolauwa

m fyn oh, yhu've gotten bedspace?

Heard of a similar story, d gal's dad had hypertension after watching d video. Op I noe it pained yhu (cos if it didnt, yhu wuld have been indifferent to it) bt wat yhu did was babyish. Imagine if someone sends yhu the video of yhur daughter avin s*x wit someone.

Heterodox:
Yes it will.

For more questions on "why" contact me, 07062146260

bet y? Dere myt be oda ple wit d xame problem here, so jst educate all of us on "why", instead of her contacting yhu

bammy777:
. I never get bed space.

oh. Jst buy wit faith na

bammy777:
. I never get bed space.

oh. Jst buy wit faith na

caribbeanchick:
hi guys,so i have paid my fees and all but would have to travel before the resumption date and i'll prolly be back by the second week of june would this affect the registration brouhaha that is prolly going to take place on the 28th because i really need to travel to attend to some urgent stuffs,quick answers would be deeply appreciated,thanks in advance y'all....

I dunno, staites abeg yhur help is nided again

bammy777:
. Yes. Imagine you selling math-set at N150 and on the post utme day , a student writing the same exams comes to you to buy a math-set when the exam starts in few minutes time , you will sell @ higher price and the student will av no choice than to buy cuz he won't want to miss the exam. That's d way it looks.

owk den, yhu don buy yhur own?

bammy777:
. Lol demand for bed on resumption will attract higher price. Cuz they kw u need it for real. Buy before u resume

ar yhu veli sure?

hibijohkeh:
pls wats d size of d bed

2 by 6

horeofe:
*grins* avnt bot o,wil just start dis wk....u ve bot urz?? ow much did u buy ur foam coz am bein told 9k here.

loool, i avent bot d foam oh, 9k ke? I kept like only 5k only for it. If dey say dat kind tin here too, na to jst wait till resumption day, maybe it will be cheaper on campus

horeofe:
lol,hope d spirit,fire nd humor in jayo z alxo in layo sha

loool, were av yhu been oh? Or ar yhu jst buyin yhur things too?









Hahahahahaha!! This mansion is not for sale!! Beware of Paulwillbliz (my watch man)

Olamitisoji:
lol didn't know myself committed the same blunder already

loooool

Cunny fellow, which dirty coded msg abi yhu jst feel like looking for trouble dis mawin. Stop hidin behind d gal's msg

Heterodox:
Hey guys, who have seen Chisom?
I have not been seeing her updates.

chai! Bro. Sanya don blind finish. Eat vegetables, yhu no go hear

Please wu noes wether dat course registration has started, today is May16th

Good morning everyone

kunlexze:
you made the move first now.. why can't you just be the host?

hehehehe!! C big trap. Dapoxion, I no pity yhu, we'll jst come nd chop all d chopables, pack all d packables nd run away, all in d name of 'date'.

ftc @ midnyt?? Una no dey sleep?

Dapoxion:
.... Ain't a joke, miss.... But thanks for the advice anyway...

yh yh, make sure itz detergent. Good nyt, sleep has arrived

Dapoxion:
.... Alright.... :/ weird girls.... Relics and antiques are in the museum... And I'm neither

maybe yhu resemble an an antique/relic, ask er?

Dapoxion:
..... Yeah.... So it seems.... But.... In fact, it doesn' suck... I see.... Flashes of the future...though a bit unclear images... But it points a definite direction... And as it spans out, I understand who or what it is about... Mostly I #serious_faced.... One of my weirdness.... #not_joking

go nd wash yhur eyeballs wit soap, it will make it veli clear. Tank me later