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CultureRe: Does Ifa Support Or Condemn Idol Worshiping? by lazborn(m): 8:56am On May 19
This is so on point. Thanks for this video


bluke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExKGqmnRfuM


watch from 13.00
FamilyRe: How Men Are Unknowingly Pushing Their Wives To Cheat by lazborn(m): 8:43am On May 18
giftson102:
Ask men why they cheet, you will hear, my wife is unkempt, she don't bath twice a day, she don't make her hair and nails, she don't dress segzly, her bwest is flat, her tummy is big, she is unattractive......I need a young fresh bl00d.
She can't ride me, her knee and waist is always hurting her...

Biko who told men they are attractive to their wives? You think you are still handsome, some of you don't bath a whole day, you pee, do the ntanta kpajakpaja to remove the drop of urine and put it back in your boxers, then come back drunk with your mouth smelling alcohol and smoke, then ask your wife to suck and kiss you.

With Grey hair everywhere, stinky armpit, no strength at all, before 5 minutes you don cum con doze off. You think your wife don't need fresh handsome guys, very vibrant and active. Men who do skin care, use expensive perfume, do haircut every week, wear fine segzy clothes and are good in bed.

You people think it's women that gets old, you are forever young because you dey wear jeans and polo with canvas ndi HPE teachers. Na em make you think say you are young.
Your wife needs a young guy, someone her age or even younger. So if anyone is enduring anything, it's your wife enduring you. You weh no Sabi lick plate but you want your wife to ride you like your 20 years old side chick.

If you like don't be faithful to your wife and treat her well. Dey there and be doing Boiyoyo.
I opened this to see a very meaningful trend unfortunately this is thrash, emptily drafted with no reasonable sense but from someone that has eyes for oloshoism
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump’s Logistics Convoy In China by lazborn(m): 1:26pm On May 14
maestroferddi:
Stop clowning...

Trump's primary objective was to take out Khamenei, the so-called Supreme Leader...

The last time I checked, that objective was met some months ago...
Over 80years supreme that was almost closed to his grave 😂😂 Una just De mad on the low, the aftermath of his death, how as it been?
PoliticsRe: We Sent US Missionary Alex Barber Out Of Nigeria Because He Created Division,… by lazborn(m): 7:25am On Apr 08
Even if she's saying the truth? U are one of the problem of Nigeria




TallNigerian:
I would have sworn that the Abiodun Essiet PhD, that I know will never utter such a statement. I am shocked to my marrows to read that such a patriotic, hardworking appointee of this administration can stain her hard earned reputation with such a careless statement.

I really don't know what to say. It's understandable that as a government appointee, you want to please your principal but there is a need to apply utmost diplomacy in many instances to avoid shooting oneself on the foot.

Making such reckless statement (even if true) could easily turn you against the people whom you diligently represent. Alex is currently loved by the Christian population of the Middle Belt and indeed Nigeria. Portraying him in bad light will pitch those people against you automatically.
HealthRe: Doctors Vs Other Professionals? Protest Erupts Over ‘power Grab’ Bill by lazborn(m): 6:07pm On Mar 27
So a Dr will leave his primary work to come to the lab for instance and start telling laboratory personnels what to do? A Dr will now decide who laboratory council should license and start regulating private laboratories when we have alot of unregulated practices that the mdcan has not yet finished with they are encroaching into other profession, it is nothing but power driving attitude and ego that's all. In the hospital they make almost all the decisions but taking it to private sectors is far too much, I can not own a lab until a Dr comes and certified, everyone cannot b a Dr and we all need everyone to work together for a proper healthcare delivery, in the hospital all the positions are occupied by Dr no one blinks about but don't take it to my personal business
Host78:
It's not a merger.

It's a regulatory unit. What the doctors are saying is, yes you can do your thing but you'll still be subject to us.

Now imagine in a hospital, the nurse are doing their things on a patient, the physiotherapist are doing another thing to the same patient and then there's the doctor doing his thing to the same patient.

The doctors are basically saying everyone should not be allowed to do as they want because they are under different authorities.

It's better we have one leader who makes the final decision.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If Given This Bride Price List by lazborn(m): 6:38pm On Mar 24
For one small girl were dem use Indomie and egg take disvirgined?
VOsimhen144:
You want to settle down with the love of your life and her family people gave you this bride price list.

What will you do? grin
Foreign AffairsRe: US Places $10m Bounty On Mojtaba, Others; offers relocation as reward (pix) by lazborn(m): 10:55pm On Mar 13
E pain am oooooooo 😂 😂 😂
Orlandoo:
if you can't disclose his location then keep quiet.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Investigates Iran Missile Splitting Into Different Warheads In Tel Aviv by lazborn(m): 6:09am On Mar 11
E don reach prayer point?I think say na already won war, now you are praying. LMAO
piagetskinner:
May US and Israel prevail over those bloody Islamic terror sponsors.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Investigates Iran Missile Splitting Into Different Warheads In Tel Aviv by lazborn(m): 6:06am On Mar 11
Don't mind him, let Israel come forward without the America backings and see how Iran will disgrace them.
josielewa:
they way you talk ehn, you talk as if its only israel that can wipe out a nation out of the map. If usa concedes or cancel this war, i can tell you that iran will begin the creation of their own nuclear arsenal...
IslamRe: Ramadan To Come Twice In 2030 by lazborn(m): 1:57pm On Feb 18
Was the trolling important?


HisaacPlus:
This is Very interesting.
What do you observe here? In 2030, Ramadan will be observed twice in that year 🙏
Technology no dey wait to hear from one Sule of Sokoto! Lol
Thank you Al JAZEERA 🙏
HealthRe: Help! I'm Going Deaf by lazborn(m): 7:17am On Feb 07
DeclanR:
Please Doctors, kindly come to my aid.

WHAT HAPPENED

I don't know if it's called Earpod, Earbud or Airpod, but it's all earpiece.
So I bought a Bluetooth one, downloaded Spotify playlist app on my phone's playstore and began listening to jamz 24/7 except when I'm bathing. Even at work, I use it.

I wasn't used to using accessories like this.

So, I noticed a pain inside my right ear, later it became a boyl. I felt the pains, took Bicham ampiclox and after a few days, it disappeared.

Now I can't hear with that ear any longer. I can only partially hear with it.

HOW AM I FEELING ?

In the ear, I feel like there's a blockage which is impeding sound. I feel like there's water in there. You know how it is when you're bathing and water enters into your ear? That's how the feeling is, right now. If I'm talking to someone, I feel there is an earpiece hanging in my ear, so I need to speak louder than normal. This is the Third day.
I am worried.
Visit ENT specialist
SportsRe: CAF Slams Morocco, Senegal With Heavy Sanctions After AFCON 2025 Final Incidents by lazborn(m): 7:38am On Jan 29
No penalty for the shitty officials that officiated the Nigeria Vs Morocco match?


alphonsoolajide:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/01/29/caf-sanctions-morocco-senegal-afcon-2025-final/
CelebritiesRe: Motunrayo Kuti To Wizkid: “You Are Also Bigger Than Your Useless Father” by lazborn(m): 11:30am On Jan 21
Abeg rest bros, 😂 😂 😂 ojuelegba ke, who remembers that song again pls


LagosOrigin:
I wouldn't play fella video when kids are around . He sings in pigin, wears pant on stage and smokes weed openly and shamelessly in front of children.

Wizkid has sing songs that won't fade away in many years to come . Ojuelegba is one of them.
PoliticsRe: Harrison Gwamnishu Accused Of Stealing Part Of Ransom Meant To Release A Couple by lazborn(m): 8:24pm On Dec 04, 2025
zenburster:
Harrison, who has a documented history that includes serving jail time for armed robbery, is currently being scrutinized for his actions. So his tweets yesterday was just him trying to front-run the allegations that he knew were coming.

As I discussed recently with a knowledgeable source, individuals like Harrison are often seen as products of a dysfunctional society.


The most reasonable comment I've seen since yesterday

If Nigeria's institutions were functioning effectively, we wouldn't see phenomena like rampant abduction and kidnapping becoming the norm.

The more pressing issue is the alarming trend of a private citizen embarking on dangerous rescue missions.

What is the justification for this?

What formal training or expertise does he possess in areas like hostage negotiation or tactical operations?

This situation highlights the fundamental breakdown of order in the country, suggesting a thoroughly "upside-down" system.


This situation bears a striking resemblance to the trajectory of Segalink between 2018 and 2021.
He gained prominence by presenting himself as an activist and lawyer capable of helping civilians arrested by the Nigerian Police/SARS.
However, Segalink was eventually exposed as a government operative, specifically, an aide who was allegedly the handler of the official Nigerian Police Force (NPF) Twitter account and a Special Assistant (SA) to the Minister of Police Affairs.

Since then, he has abandoned the Nigerian social media space.


Considering the allegations against Harrison, I believe he is likely guilty of the offenses being attributed to him.

In my view, he should be subjected to a rigorous investigation ("held by the brokos"wink until the full truth is revealed.

I hold a strong conviction that there are very few altruistic activists in Nigeria.

Ultimately, they are almost always revealed to be motivated by self-serving interests, be it political favor, fame, or financial gain.

This pattern has been observed in public figures ranging from former activists turned politicians, such as Oshiomole and Keyamo, to other controversial figures like VDM, Segalink, and now this latest individual, Harrison.

TLDR: Whatever they say Harrison did? He did that shit
CelebritiesRe: Who Is The Funniest Among Them? by lazborn(m): 11:22am On Nov 30, 2025
Samantha125:
The only Nigerian skits that I like are Yawa skits.

The rest are just promoting promiscuity, it's like they can't make any interesting content without sexualizing women.

But anyways, let me not generalise since I haven't watched all Nigerian skits.
Sabinus doesn't promote such sha, more reason why I like him
SportsRe: Craig Burley Blasts FIFA For Suspending Cristiano Ronaldo Ban by lazborn(m): 6:50pm On Nov 28, 2025
cr7lomo:
But this isn't the first time a player has had his ban reduced....why do they always target Ronaldo



In 2014, France defender Laurent koscielny was sent off for slapping Ukraines kucher in their first of the world cup play off ... like Ronaldo ,Laurent koscielny was meant to serve his 3 match ban , the 2nd leg play off and the first 2 games of the 2014 World Cup...but fifa reduced it to 1 game , allowing him to play in the world cup...

Croatias Mario mandzukic was also meant to miss the first 2 games in that world cup after getting a red card in the 2nd leg play off game against Iceland due to dangerous play.... his ban was reduced to 1 game ...he only missed the opener, he then played against Cameroon where he scored 2 goals in the 4 .0 win...

Towards the end of the 2006 world cup qualifiers ...Phillip cocu fir Netherlands was given a straight red card for a retaliation elbow on an Albanian player....fifa reduced his ban to 2 games which made him miss just the last 2 qualifiers against czech and Macedonia , so that he could play the opening game of the world cup in 2006...

Japans Makoto Hasebe was sent for an elbow on an opponent at the end of the 2010 world cup qualifiers...his ban was also reduced to 2 games and missed only the opener of that world cup ...

Wayne Rooney of Engkand was red-carded I the last game of the European qualifier ...he was initially banned for 3 games ...meaning that he would have missed the group stage
..but they reduced it to 2 ....

No one talked about all those situations....it has happened multiple times in leagues and champions league were 3 match bans were reduce after an appeal... Portugal appealed and it was reduced...but because its Ronaldo that has never received a single red card in 227 games for Portugal until this particular one.... his haters are attacking fifa ...

The late Paolo Rossi was banned for 3 yrs for match fixing for Italy in 1980... but just b4 the world cup , Italy appealed and it was reduced to 2 so he could participate at the 82 world cup in Spain..... he ended up winning it for Italy and was top scorer... so why are these haters on Ronaldos case ...as if its the first time it's ever happened
One bottle for u
FoodRe: What's This Called In Your Native Language? by lazborn(m): 11:27pm On Oct 17, 2025
Morbeta11:
What's this called in your native language?🤔
Uge in etsako language of Edo state........................,....
CelebritiesRe: Aunty Ramota Speaks On Love, Heartbreak And Finding Confidence In Herself by lazborn(m): 6:45am On Oct 11, 2025
I wish her well.................................. ..........8 more characters needed
FashionRe: How Much Do You Barb Your Hair. by lazborn(m): 5:51pm On Jul 24, 2025
Same here in Gombe ...............................................
bobonla:
Yes bro. 3 hundred naira.
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Murtadho Muhammad Kidnapped In Edo, ₦30M Ransom Demanded by lazborn(m): 7:12pm On Jul 14, 2025
Alhamdulilah for everything,he was released yesterday and he's back home to his family
ogododo:
https://punchng.com/gunmen-abduct-islamic-cleric-in-edo-demand-n30m-ransom/
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Murtadho Muhammad Kidnapped In Edo, ₦30M Ransom Demanded by lazborn(m): 11:12am On Jul 14, 2025
Alhamdulilah he has been released and has been reunited with his family
Baker77:
May Almighty Allah return him safe.

Aamin thumo Aamin 🤲.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Leo XIV: See A 6-Month-Old Prophecy That Came To Pass Yesterday by lazborn(m): 7:30am On May 10, 2025
medropoly:
Prophecy shouldn't be the right word.
Lucky guess I think[i]. I stand to be corrected if am wrong[/i]

I was watching PSG Vs Arsenal the second leg match and before the match I told my friend the exact scores and it happened just as I have predicted. The funniest part was that I shouted goal just when PSG was about to take their attack (about two minutes before they actually scored) and they scored.
People who sat close to me where very surprised how I knew.
One even asked for my prediction in the next game

I just laughed. If only they knew that it was just a lucky guess that went perfectly well. Lol
😂 U are right, I did same tin against arsenal Madrid first leg, I predicted arsenal to win 3.0 it was nothing but a mere joke, I even posted it on my WhatsApp status, boom arsenal won 3.0 😂😂
CrimeRe: Please Release My Son, Timilehin Ajayi’s Father Begs FG by lazborn(m): 8:00pm On Jan 21, 2025
CrimeRe: Gospel Singer Caught With Girlfriend's Severed Head Remanded To Prison Custody by lazborn(m): 8:26am On Jan 18, 2025
Very foolish goat, are u normal at all?
Jossyroyal1:
Anything to soil Christianity...
Yeye Bloggers
FamilyRe: I'm So Frustrated In My Marriage by lazborn(m): 10:51pm On Jan 01, 2025
U nailed it

Dera25:
The point here is that you don't love the girl from onset she was imposed to you and your capability of standing as a man was not there , now you are reaping the fruits of your incapability

For the infection, Mr man visit a good hospital with your wife for a test and treat whichever comes out once and for all. I doubt where two faithful partners transmit std to each other and beside, how did you conclude that it is your wife that gives you these infections? I think your mind is playing tricks on you here based on your misconception over choosing this girl

From your write up the girl does cooking, washing etc showing that she is wifable to some an extent, you did not tell us that the girl is disrespectful, nagging, lazy, cheating, fetish so I don't understand your reasons in particular

I wonder what does being a Village girl has to do with being a good wife, if many married men can open up and tell you what they are passing through in the hands of their wife, my dear you will embrace that Village girl and mould her to your taste. You married her a virgin from the village meaning that she is a novice it's now left for you to put her through and place her to your standard of woman

A graduate with masters degree? Yet a virgin? That girl need to be rewarded because her type is very rare. In this century, for a girl to pass through secondary education, University and masters level without messing up her life? I beg oo respect what God has ordained
CelebritiesRe: Verydarkman Claims NGO Account Hacked, N180 Million Stolen by lazborn(m): 12:54pm On Dec 28, 2024
abc115:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejrybs0K2ck

Social media commentator, Martins Otse, also known as VeryDarkMan (VDM), has claimed that over ₦180 million was stolen from his NGO’s account following a hacking incident.



https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEE59P5MUi5/?igsh=MXhxZ2szbnh2bDBoeA==
😂😂 u lock ur comments section for the first time 😂 wahala, detty December
HealthRe: Man Calls Out Hospital Over Wife's Death During Childbirth by lazborn(m): 12:24pm On Nov 18, 2024
nwirinedu:
Condolences. CS is not an easy operation; it gets worse when the patient has complications like high bp and Fibroid. Even if you are guaranteed 4 pregnancies in CS, its never advisable to do all of them. Manage 2.

This is what you get when you marry a woman who cannot deliver naturally. Cant blame the hospital for your poor choices.

Atleast they delivered the baby.
U started very well but u later showed a very stupid character, how do u know a woman that cannot delivered naturally? Is there any woman who chooses not to deliver her baby in a normal way, haba let's b mindful of our utterances especially when life is involved.
HealthRe: Man Calls Out Hospital Over Wife's Death During Childbirth by lazborn(m): 12:20pm On Nov 18, 2024
omoadeleye:
Does the man mean if the hospital had requested from him to cut her wife fibroid he wouldn't have permitted them to go ahead.

And moreover, does removing fibroid from one's body requires permission again and was the husband a doctor to determine if it is best to remove the fibroid or not, and where is the part in that write up that suggested that the hospital is incompetent?

So what the man just narrated shows that the hospital tried their best to put the wife in a good condition but it was mission impossible.

I understand the man's pain, but he should take it as force majeure
Well said
PoliticsRe: Alex Ikwechegh Addresses Plenary About Assault (Video) by lazborn(m): 8:35pm On Oct 29, 2024
officialwdhtv:
"I’m human" - Abia Rep. Alex Ikwechegh addresses plenary on assault of Bolt driver.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kH3W5FstU4
very foolish idiot

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