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Kaduna own is worst , el rufi don reset kaduna drivers Head to default setting.


Who talk say aboki get cow head

El rufi make kaduna drivers to be thinking like UK drivers, if you enter bus even conduct dey wear seatbelt

Note this pls
No Nigeria is worth dying for .....know this and know peace, nigerians Are among the most ungrateful humans on earth.

Vixlot:
Weldone King Charles III and other children

Boss pls teach me how to post YouTube videos on NL

Customer reviews

Pls help me out

Steady taking orders

Make Una patronize me Ooo

Keep them coming

Maryam1234:
You forget to add From The Lake Chad Basin Money back guaranteed as e dey hot Thanks for the last supply,God bless you Omaye

thanks omaye

Keep the calls coming

Will attend to y'all one by one

Hope you know the drill ??

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Phone ring 6:am

Madam : good morning Lazz, are still sleeping ??

Is today not market ??

Me : the market opens by 9am

madam : OK my son...I will be waiting for you by 8:30am

Me :

*****INSIDE MARKET******


Madam ; Jesus see fish Ooo
wow !!! Asa mangala, OKpo , aririah cut , catfish, dry alligator meat, swan meat and even dry frog meat ..... ( only tiv people buy dried frog meat in the whole market )

Lazz I want to buy
*Asa 5 Maggie cartons
*catfish 3 cigarette cartons
*okpo 1 Big case .


Me : No wahala ma

seller : gaskiya madam I get am po pish Mai dadi .

Madam: how much per carton of Asa mangala ??

Seller : wahali madam this one is pithy thousand naira only (50k)

Madam : Ewoo!!!!! Chisos !!!!
Aboki you be thief

me : looking silently and

seller: madam bring 48k .... I don reduce something for you.. Ask nass sorry Lazz na like this we dey sell am.


Madam: Lazz let's go to another place

Seller 2 :welcome madam you pine well well well madam

Madam : ogun wan kill this one papa ni ?? I come buy market .. Aboki dey wine me say I fine , na fine make me live pH come adamawa ?? Mteewch

Seller 2 : Lazz "Dansika yaro" yane , kwana biu ?? Ya Mata ka ??
Kana jindadi fa .....


Me : alhammudillah


madam : how much your asa Maggie carton ?? I need like 6 cartons

Seller 2 : asa don cost well well Ooo, bring 55k per carton

Madam:
Lazz am going back to port .... Pls take the money and speak your hausa to them I don't know how dis Una market dey Ooo.


Me : ma let's try other sellers, this just 2:39pm before 5 or 6pm Insaha Allah we will get a better seller.
Or tomorrow we will try again.

Madam : which tomorrow, me am leaving this state first thing tomorrow morning, I left my husband and children and you are telling me we will try tomorrow morning.


Me : whatever
no be you talk say you wan come yolA come. Buy fish ??


***** EVENING 6:30pm*****

Me : madam I wan go house Ooo.
Tomorrow I go come buy my market.
This once were I buy today don do .

Madam: hmmmmmm my son Una dey try Ooo .... Na only God go help us for this Nigeria

Lazz abeg no vex, you know I can't go back to port empty handed .... Let's go back to the 1st seller and see if he can reduce something for us.


Me : OK ma ....I just hope. Someone else has not buy all the fish because his own are well dried and fresh , not all this old fish dey park full market .

Madam: Oga good evening we don come back again Ooo.

Seller : madam one alhaji were be house of reps member don buy all go give him friend for asaba to congratulate am for building a borehole in yola north LGA.

Infact they buy all my fish worth almost 700k .


Me : seller show me love na
Seller: you na my aboki oy a take 3k
Me: thank you.

Madam: I just waste my time and transport from port to yola

me : No ma .... Lemme tell you something about fish business, its one of the most risky and uncertain business in the world... But if you have patience and give it time you will enjoy it.



To be continue........

Pls someone should help me out with a lame man's step by step guide on how to post videos on this platform.

Thanks

Have been trying for almost a week now .
And am already frustrated about the all thing, I try following the instructions in a old 2010 post on how to post video on NL.

But to No avail ..

umaryusuf:
You will put the link in the first [url] after an equal sign like so: Here.


[ url=http://www.nairaland.com]Here[/url]

[url=https://m.youtube.com/shorts/hvHjr1E5ZG8][/url]

[urlhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/hvHjr1E5ZG8][/url]

[urlhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/hvHjr1E5ZG8https://m.youtube.com/shorts/hvHjr1E5ZG8][/url]

[Flash=480,390]https://m.youtube.com/shorts/hvHjr1E5ZG8

abir:
How much is a bag of parboiled rice now?

26k sir

You are doing well.... Omaye

OAM4J:
1. Copy and paste the video url link from youtube (Example for Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

2. Remove "watch?" but leave the letter "v"

3. Remove "=" and replace with "/" then you have - 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

4. Highlight it and click the "insert flash" icon from the icon menu

5. Adjust the screen size to 480,390 instead of the default 200,200 (optional)


Then you have:

[flash=480,390]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc[/flash]

[flash=480,390]https://twitter.com/Lazkizz22/status/?t/VgYZYAmbyRjItTcXdP3oZQ&s=19

OAM4J:
1. Copy and paste the video url link from youtube (Example for Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

2. Remove "watch?" but leave the letter "v"

3. Remove "=" and replace with "/" then you have - 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

4. Highlight it and click the "insert flash" icon from the icon menu

5. Adjust the screen size to 480,390 instead of the default 200,200 (optional)


Then you have:

[flash=480,390]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc[/flash]

.

A short clip of our sweet meaty Asa mangala fish ..... Very dry and neat pic.twitter.com/WoUwbHlzoi

— Big pluug🇳🇬 (@fish_smart222) August 30, 2022

ThankGod for patronage from the unknown

We are the best

abir:
How much is a bag of parboiled rice now?

26k now

We dominate this platform

Still on it right now

Still on it

24/7 we ready to take your orders