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well, i scratch that out. but i do say that it is easier and faster than a library.

hahahaha. another case of menstruation. lol, hillarious

yea i could use the library, as a matter of fact i do. but the internet, is faster, easier and better.

LMAO

Todd:
here are some random ones:

Element name: WOMAN
Symbol:WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical Properties: Active, often unstable. Possesses strong molecular attraction to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Usage: An extreamly good catlyast for dispersion of wealth. Probably themost powerful income-reducing agen known.
[b]Caution: Highly explosive in in experenced hands.

very funny. esp the ones in bold

Todd:
Jonny went to his father and says, "dad, what is the difference between hypothetical, and reality?" so his dad says "well son, go ask your sister if she'd do johnny next door for 500 grand, then ask your mother if she'd screw the mailman for 500 grand." So the kid goes off, and 5 mins later, says "sis said hell yeah, and mom said sure." so the father leans tward the little boy and says, "well son hypotheticaly, we are millionares, but in reality, we are just living with a couple of whores."

oh your bad, lmao, but its true. and the Q&A were hillarious. i gotta show these to my friends

sbucareer

well the internet is very important to me and i mean very very important.

there was a time, my internet got caught off. men, i cried _{just joking}. but really i dont know what i would do without my internet.

reside

why are you looking at .............

Todd:
@idollier

haha i have a joke book that is intitled "jokes women wont laugh at" (full of antifeminist jokes and blonde jokes)

but any way, to get a guy to smile you have to
[list]
]be really nice to him
[show him you care

be intrested in what he does <<<<<<<< especially this one
[li]have a pretty face is allways a plus[/li]
[/list]

yeah so that is all i can think of off the top of my head...


(this may not go for all guys)

i would really love to hear the jokes(the antifeminist joke)

as for your own list, the ones in bold are the ones that would put a smile on my BF face

tupac is alive. TOTAL FALLACY. FULLSTOP

hope

what would jesus ...................

icingbaby:
i know girl there are always greedy person that want to finish all the shrimps, but i don't get worry you know they alway replace it when it finish.

yea

@cammax7

am sure we(the ladies) would love to hear what would make a guy smile.

here is an example of what my friend sent

How to impress(smile)woman!
1. Compliment her.
2. Respect her.
3. Honor her.
4.Cuddle her.
5. Kiss her.
6.Caress her.
7. Love her.
8. Stroke her.
9. Tease her.
10. Comfort her.
11.Protect her.
12. Hug her.
13. Hold her.
14. Spend money on her.
15. Wine and dine her.
16. Listen to her.
17. Care for her.
18. Stand by her.
19. Support her.
20. Go to the end of the Earth for her.

For all the Ladies:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN! (make him smile)

[b]1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food.

i deffinently know that he is out of the music industry.

i mean fiddy really ended his career. R. I.P jarule(his career that is)

same here

lets hope so

ha, i know your not accusing

lol@unwanted sex. well i dont drink, i dont do drugs. well i hope you aint a geek

_{oh yea well, thank God i have a BF that aint a geek}

yes they are very very high heel shoes

nope i don't wear timberland boots

tpbm is majoring in psychology

Lol

it really dont matter on the record that your team goes to, my thing is that he(ja rule) will never comeback and actually sell record. i really dont know why irv gotti was found not guilty but anywho thats irrelevant.

well 2006 just begun, and i will hold you to your word. and fyi wannerbros/atlantic or sony is not as big as defjam and of course G-unit records. even when ja rule had murder inc, who did he signed( wack artist) and oh my ashanti is the worst.

but you talk of G-unit and you talk of REAl ARTISTS

yummy:
don't worry, 2006 is our year, we are no more with defjam. we'll soon sign to a new label either wanabros/Atlantic or Sony or we'll go independent as 'the inc.' and then we'll hit you with a big come back and you'll find yourself yelling 'IT'S MURDER' while we answer 'for life!'

the court ordered for "murder inc" to be change to the "Inc". but anywho, hope i will be yelling IT"S MURDER. thats if ja rule can still make a comeback

well to me it has a lot to do with it.

i cant have sex with someone i dont have any feelings for.

what, i love tuface, who dont

tpbm loves to wear stilettos just like i do. ( you might wanna look it up, just incase you dont know the meaning)

well actually you wasnt bribed

but i guess you like ja rule cuz of your location. over here( usa, maryland) a lot of people like fiddy

ok the wack inc, is not wack they are murder inc, and soon they all will be murdered(their label that is)

so we both win

lolol oh you are a joker

c0dec:
i hope we are on the right track, babe.

hahaha hopefully, it depends on the kind of track your on

dafman:
You've got to look at their personalities outside the movie screen, check out Jim Iyke anyday, anytime, anywhere he's always looking cool, right combination, matching outfits and the clothes fit him ( think he's a model for nothing?). The same cannot be said for Emeka Ike, outside the movie screen his dressing is kind of 'dry'.

yea i do agree to that, have you seen jim iyke outside the acting scene?

haha

fiddy might be a snitch, but he did it for his own good(to save his life). okay there is nothing wrong with ja rule. all am saying is that fiddy has ended his whole music career. i would love to hear ja rule next comeback him and his wack inc label.

oh yea i love fiddy because of his rap, _{yall says it singing} well at least they make sense.

yummy don't reply . because i know your ready to argue it out.

First name: it start with an N, but my nickname is dolly/dolls
Gender: female
[Favorite food(s):  spicy fried rice and chicken
Favorite color(s):     pink
Future child's names: undecided
Sign or b-day: libra
Favorite number:  5
Biggest fear::  roaches that fly, rats
Favorite quote: in order to get ahead, plan ahead
Obsession(S): R. kelly
Addiction(s): chinese food, stilettos(very very high heels)
Biggest turn off: guyz with odour problem, guyz with a gap between their teeth, guyz with hair on their armpits, legs and chest, liars, gossipers
Biggest turn on:: honesty, a nice smile, tall guyz, my boyfriend face
First thing you notice in the opposite sex:  their teeth, the clothes, basically how they present themselve
Last book you read:  the prince

Preferences...

Chocolate or vanilla:  vanilla
Hot or cold:    cold
Coke or Pepsi:   none( i don't really drink soda, i prefer water instead)
Truth or Dare:   truth
Rightie or Leftie:  rightie
20/20 vision or glasses:  20/20 vision, but i wear colored contact just for the fun of it
Big or small:  medium


Do you...

Speak another language:    yes(english, spanish, igbo, hausa)
Own your room or share with sibling: share
Have a sibling(s): yes
Think that God should be male or female:  he is what he is
Think that God should be white or black:   he is what he is
Like your handwriting:    yes
Type fast or slow:    very fast( and i do make lots of mistake)
Think you're beautiful/cute: oh i know am beautiful/cute
Sleep with a stuffed animal("teddy bears"  and the likes in case you don't know):  no, i have past that age)

Misc...
What is/are the thing(s) you miss the most: i really miss my childhood friends( in nigeria)
Are you straight/gay/bi: straight
Piercings: ears, used to have a belly button ring
How tall are you:  5 feet 7 inches
How tall do you wish you were : my height is perfect
What would you change about yourself: my shyness, am a bit shy
What wouldn't you change: my whole attitude about life

hahaha

i cant give sex to someone i dont love, _{or should i say someone i dont like}

how bout jjjjjjjjaaaaaaaaja rule sucks.

well i got my ideal man, let me write on my ideal husband( if i dont end up marrying the guy am with )

1. he must fear God/ be from a pentecoastal denomination
2. he must have priorities
3. must put me first, not his mother/father, not his siblings
4. must be goal oriented and money oriented
5. must be built
6. must be completely shaved with the exception of the head, eyebrows. when i say shave i mean, shoo yall know what i mean
7. must be clean( am allergic to dirty people)
8. must be caring, loving, compassionate, trustful
9. must be willing to explore my sexual fatasies and wild side
10. must have a sense of humor

you see thats not much.