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At this rate, renaming ADC to DOA is in order.
Dead On Arrival.

Nay, Atiku will support Atiku.

Putindbutt:
Is Evans the kidnapper also not working closely with the Prisons authorities?. You guys needs to leave your backwaters and get some exposure.

Ready made reply. Served hot. "Qudusi" to you.

[quote author=MaziObinnaokija post=136437207][/quote]Oh, so you inherited the condition ni. I am very sorry. I did not mean to brainshame you.

It's about to go down. E be like say the ganusi crooner don buy market oo. This has become a "2027" issue. A pawn in the game of politics. When the talking drum starts sounding louder than usual, it's about to burst.

Everybody, grab your popcorn and siddon de look.

Firebox123:
can you give the cat pregnant to avoiding it being depressed

RIP English. "give the cat pregnant" bawo ?

The Nairaland management should address the deteriorating standard of English on the forum, which has the potential of becoming a global community. 90% of nairaland posts are riddled with unforgivable grammatical errors.

MaziObinnaokija:
ADELEKE wan eat FREE tewtew.Type 1 second man that released b4 he enter tewtew.

Jail him 40 years

Kehinde ADELEKE is not the offender. Rather, he is the PRO of NSCDS. This is common entrance English comprehension nau. Tribalism has eaten deep into your brain.

Rufai na confirmed professional “insultor”. Born to rant.

…..: to receive him into your custody, and keep him until 6th of October, 2025


Take him now. Keep him until then.

At that age, men would, naturally, have paused.

A longsighted view. This kid has ruined a career that had barely begun. The offence others committed and were quietly punished has been made public in her case—and the internet never forgets. The onus is now on her to prove NYSC wrong. These so-called "zombiedients" will not be there when she is left to suffer the consequences of her actions.

That part where he was waiting to die so he could be buried to avoid being feasted upon by vultures really got me. Stories like this will forever fan the embers of hatred and as such, are better forgotten.

Without evidence, they say, you go explain taya. Peter and Baba Falana them, don explain explain explain.
Nay, Asiwaju won Rivers convincingly. I have evidence.

The proposed CBT for the objective component of the SSCE had better be phased as previously stated. These glitches everywhere indicate a sub-optimal quality of the DevOps and testing infrastructure which should be urgently addressed. Nonetheless, the transparency is very much appreciated.

Finally, "Qudus" to you, Dr. Ma'ruf. That is a double intersection there. The title and the first name.

alphaconde:
If there is anyone here who knows how Nigeria can be better, let the person explain it to me.

Because from what i see and understand, its easier for things to get worse than to get better

Yeah. Nature favours disorderliness. Law of entropy. To put things in order, energy has to be expended.

This is a severe case of Neurofibromatosis Type 1. Mutidisciplinary collaboration is required here, involving plasctic surgeons, dermatologists, psychologists, geneticists, and neurosurgeons.

Breaker001:
The way some people dey take foolish eh, I still dey wonder wetin dey make them foolish like this. God wey make you decide where inside your body to take reserve your eggs. You wey no fit produce even one strand of your hair, come dey feel say that God no wise enough. Oyah! kukuma go buy egg for market take born pikin. If I woooz you slap now, you go say na becos I no like you 😄

Some situations may necessitate egg preservation. For instance, a cervical cancer patient scheduled to undergo a hysterectomy, bilateral salpingectomy, and bilateral oophorectomy who wishes to have children may have to harvest some eggs and store them for future use before the procedure.

Bear in mind that bilateral oophorectomy invloves the removal of both ovaries–the egg-producing organ.

At age 41, she is likely premenopausal and if all is well with her, she may still be able to produce viable eggs. However, if she had undergone bilateral oophorectomy for any reason, then the situation would be quiet unfortunate.

Meanwhile, the laboratory should audit or review the thawing process. It is not sufficient to put all the blame on the eggs for not "surviving the thawing process"; the lab should be able to demonstrate that their equipment and procedures are functioning appropriately.

MyExpression:
Proud moments.

Our ladies be making us proud these days.

Maybe Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala can come run for the Presidency.

Hmmmm. Highly makesensic. First, it was the Falcons, then d'tigresses, and now Nafisat. We should try this.

Congratulations, Nafisat.

Yet, another one. Wallahi, Nigeria is back on track. Nigeria is on course to reclaiming her position as the giant of Africa. I will forever contribute my own quote to make Nigeria great again.

God aid PBAT
God bles the federal Republic of Nigeria

Absolutely, serving food at parties is just a hobby to him.

Highly gbabiskic. A lesson I learnt long ago–avoid desperados at all cost.

Congrats, babe, for the well-deserved honour.
Mo bonire yo kire temi naa le tete temi lowo.

"Qudusi" to all of you. You really made Nigeria proud. Victory left, right, back, front, and centre and this is a sign that Nigeria is on the right course to regaining her place as the giant of Africa.
Super Eagles, over to you.

God aid PBAT
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Firebox123:
We all know it's audio

After 1-2 yrs they'll say tinubu haven't fulfill their promise

Wake up. This one no be audio oo. JAGABAN na talk and do.

Oh, the town criers don reach that side? U never see anything.

Brendaniel:
The also danced for Jonathan in 2015, I still remember that song by D'banj " Let's vote for Goodluck Jonathan the right man we need, Jonah! Jonah!!

PBAT is not Johnathan
PBAT is PBAT

God aid PBAT
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria

Yes, the "prison" is the foundation of what you are today.
Odo to ba gbagbe orisun re nko ...?

Jagaban is a talk-and-do person.

God aid PBAT
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria

Good. He really needs the correction. Let them reset his brain back to factory settings in KUJE prison.

The day is still very young and it is made already. Nairalanders did that. Yes, they made my day by the way they, unanimously and collectively, put am for MrIcredible's body wotowoto. The fuuul don collect no be small.

When the government does something good, it's good to appreciate it. Admittedly, there is still plenty of room for improvement — there will always be, anyway.

God aid PBAT
God bless the federal rebublic of Nigeria

MrIcredible:
Federal government job with starting salary not up to 150k


Suffer head country

Here comes one of the inherently pessimistic ijiats who always look at things from the worst possible angle. I keep people like this out of my circle.

Meanwhile, this initiative from Jagaban is highly commendable. In the words of the igodomigodo of Benin, I would say it is highly deservable of eulogy and panegyrics.