₦airaland Forum

Dhalika min fadlu LLAH, yuti hi man yashau wa LLAHU dhul fadlil azeem.

Rest in peace ma'am. You came, you saw, you conquered.

Akii ba yinmyinmi dumin.

PBAT leekan sii.

tilka ummatun qad kholat, laha ma Kasabat wa lakum ma kasabtum

You forgot to put comma before “aje”.

Nice one. Igbo amaka. Nigeria amaka.

Agbako mo de

Chris225:
Only a fool will take this seriously

Unfortunately, we have too many of them around.

Too much ignorance in Nigeria. Harvest a kidney during a CS? Na yam?. It has gotten to the point where a camera is installed in theaters to protect oneself. I can imagine what the poor Doctor, who was just doing his job, is going through now.

motionarena:
She watching pooorn n fantasizing sucking a johnson

You need Jesus.

Congratulations to all participants and kudos to Zenith Bank for organizing this.

The humble servant is like:

“And why should I not worship the One who created me, and to Him you will be returned?”

Gimme Iyabo vs Lizzy. I will book holiday and come to Naija and watch live.

I rejoice with you, Mr Seyi. Welcome back home Jagaban of Africa.

Eni a pete pero ka sowore dele to je pipele lon pele sii.

Daguccizgreat:
God doesn't support evil so stop talking trash

So someone can not pray in peace again. You really need help. You are so vile.

Wellcome back Mr President. May God continue to support you.

I sincerely pity her. She has paid so much for her sins. Please forgive her, O Lord.

BondRiv:
Research the black cube in Mecca and its connection to "Saturn". Then you would know what you are actually worshipping.

Do you really believe yourself? Muslims worship Allah (s w t). The creator. Zal Jalali wal ikram. I mean the creator of Saturn.

Give us Iyabo vs Lizzy, please.

DEXTROVERT:
If I were a serious presidential candidate... Challenging Tinubu today...
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‎My two biggest promises would be to return subsidy to pre-2023 level... and pegging the Naira....
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‎Atiku tried but he is scared of putting out a figure...
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‎Sowore and the SDP guys are inconsequential...
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‎Even though Tinubu is in pole position... Atiku and Obi have some base....
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‎If I were in their shoes....I will promise taking fuel to N300.....
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‎To actualize these ...the Naira must be pegged...
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‎I will peg it at N300 to a dollar.... by fiat....
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‎Tinubu has amassed enough reserve to defend the Naira for at least two years...
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‎today a litre of fuel is equivalent to a dollar...
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‎So I won't be paying subsidy.... but simply defending Naira with Tinubu and cardoso sweat...
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‎Leadership is not rocket science... on the day of my swearing in.... I will do opposite of what Tinubu did in Eagle square....
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‎" Subsidy is Back "
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‎There would be jubilation across Nigeria...
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‎Many would be taking their dead and abandoned generator to repair...
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‎In the first one year .... petrol sellers would definitely be selling old stock.... so reducing fuel from N1300 to N300 would take time...
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‎I would immediately set up taskforce to crackdown on the shylock marketers...
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‎Fuel scarcity would return in full force...
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‎" leading is not rocket science"...
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‎Nigerians would groan...in queue at NNPCL stations... why black market keep prices at N1500+..
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‎in solidarity....I will join them in fuel queues...
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‎After one year... normalcy return... in my 3rd year in office FX reserve is gone.... I no longer have institutions ready to give me dollar.... dollar scarcity returns...... Aboki becomes the king again...

Aboki can exchange their dollar for N2000 ...but official rate is N300.... If you don't see it anywhere for N300 pretend you are seeing it.... Nothing is actually real in life..
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‎Under Tinubu $1billion received from crude sales gives Nigeria N1.3 trillion...
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‎But under my govt.... it becomes N300 billion.....
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‎So all these shout of govs getting too much money disappear.... so they go back to the rosy era of not paying salaries...
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govs and their family will be hungry...
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‎Imported goods will be very cheap... A bag of foreign rice would be sold for N15k.. Local industries would close shops..
‎But I would advice their workers to embrace farming..... that's our destiny...
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‎Let's leave industrialization for oyibo...
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‎of course tax revenue will crash as imports crush all local industries...
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‎That is no big deal...as there would be no money for politicians to l00t....
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‎Minimum wage should go back to N20,000.... Labor would resist it.... but..
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‎" Leadership is not rocket science"
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‎I promised 4 years term...
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‎When CBN dollar dry up...
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‎Fuel scarcity returns....
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‎industries dried up....
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‎Salaries stopped....
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‎Construction works stops...
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‎protest everywhere.....
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‎I will travel abroad for two weeks...
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‎Shave my beard....
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‎When I return.... they can call me ghost and Igwe from Congo...
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‎After my tenure.... I leave my successor to either clean up the mess I left behind or swim inside the mess.
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‎Afterall " leadership is not rocket science"
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‎Anyone who thinks leadership is rocket science is the reason why the Urhobos say....
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‎It is better to born a thief than to born a mumu...
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‎Proverbs are not for kids...
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Send me ya address, I wan send you one bottle of Alomo Bitters wey cold.

You actually put people comprehension skill to test and many failed woefully.

In Gheghe’s voice I say, na God go bless you.

Dennisochampa:
If u can't see the sarcasm in his statement, then u need to go back to school by all means possible.

The sarcasm is easy to spot. I am amazed at how many missed it. Dumbness at epidemic scale.

lamentor78:
I believe most of you just carry hand and type nonsense. You think being a president you can just declare a price without consultation, since you wanted to reduce fuel to N300 naira you will import yourself and starting sell in your house by yourself

Read to the end bro. He was just being sarcastic. Very hilarious piece.

No be only breaking na bombing. Futile efforts.

Jagaban leekan sii

chidiokay:
you probaby cant forget becos he always talking to you

Actually, everyone had his or her share of Prof’s bollocking. Most of us are almost consultants in our various chosen specialties.

But, bro, think it through. Local refineries get discounted crude oil for the purpose of supplying cheap refined products to Nigerians, and smugglers ship 70% of those cheap products to neighboring countries.
No be the same thing? Na the same thing.

chidiokay:
I wont even attack her criminal personality, lets face the message

How in the world is subsidy crude to dangote refinery ...going to be divert to cameroun or angola or cotonou

These apc rats are so dumb they still dont know we have moved to an era of Dangote refinery on board not the former system we subsidizy an opaque nd no tracking import/marketers regime anything goes

What kemi adeosun is saying is only logical to the former subsidy regime on " Import"

what Atiku is proposing is prioritize n subsidy crude to local refinery ... this link is trackable n verifiable

Who will divert crude sold to dangote nd it will not burst into open, the records of crude given to dangote and Dangote sells to accredited fillings station ...so the link are traceable and can be monitored

what Atiku is proposing, Russia, argentina, iran and saudi arabia are doing it for ages now .. because of border you prefer to watch Nigerians die suffering of high cost, we cant fix border abi

You make me remember Professor Talabi. Whenever a medical student gave a wrong answer during his rounds, he would say, in his unique, baritone voice, and with a pitying look, “You are dull.”

MadPolitician:
This blatant acts of wayward tribalism need to be confronted and extinguished .
The next presidential elections must be used to put an end to this nonsensical display of primordial-politics.
Tinubu and his APC need to go.
This nation has overgrown this type of primitive politics..

Please sir, reserve these tears for 2027. We are gonna need it.

Jagaban of Africa, iwo lo tun kan.

Congratulations sir.

I don talk am nau. Adeleke leekan sii.

Congratulations my Governor

God bless Nigeria
God aid PBAT

enemyofprogress:
you just wan show me sey you be science student, abi? Wait make me too show you sey I be herbalist.

Abeg, show me o. I want to learn, please. What are the opinions of the Herbal practitioners on cancer?

Na our papa be this. We no get another one. Na our papa be this. -- Rufai Oseni, 2026

Kudos to you Jagaban of Africa,

Jagaban leekan sii

God bless Nigeria
God aid President Bola Ahmed Tinubu

enemyofprogress:
Na only God know who infected each other with the cancer. E fit be Alex Ekubo and e fit be the girl. That's why it is good to always use condoms or just give head, so as not to catch infections. Cancer is real and it's not curable.

Essentially, cancers are not sexually transmitted disease. It’s a case of some regular cells deciding to go haywire. Growing indefinitely, without control, disrupting the activities of other normal cells. However, in some cases, STD like Hunan Papilloma Virus (HPV) may lead to cervical cancer.

They can disseminate to other parts of the body and continue the abnormal growth, a phenomenon called metastasis. For example, prostate cancer can disseminate to the bones causing symptoms back pains.

Hereditary and environmental factors play major role in the cause.

The only Barrister I know is Ayinde Barrrister.

Adeyimika omo Agbajelola
Adeyimika omo Agbajelola
ohun loso were di Fuji to so were dise
Loso were di fuji to so were dise
Ti kaluku de fi n saye
Tafi n kole ra moto tafi n kole ….