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tinubu doesn't give a Bleep about Benue State he's there to campaign only. trust agbado Master at your own peril

One funny thing about this tinubu regime is non of his appointees know their job descriptions

Tinubu doesn't give a Bleep about Benue people

Nigeria 3rd lol! dey play, the worst form of deceit is self deceit

You mean apc ig of police? Not surprised though we all saw his antecedents in Rivers state(Fabura vs Wike) Osun state (apc his party vs PDP His enemies) Kano state (Between Emir Sanusi & apc emir). Well done ooo apc ig

Yes like the peace we are enjoying in Nigeria especially Benue state. TRUST ISLAMIC TERRORISTS AT YOUR OWN PERIL

chatinent:
Nigerian pastors are fake. Y'all know this but refuse to accept.

The number of church buildings in Nigeria alone is more than business buildings in the whole of Africa. Everywhere you put face, na church and one head leader doing like he never shit before...plus people worshipping him. Every street in Nigeria has a church..from a one-room service to two beds, to a warehouse, to a reserved area, to numerous stadia. Sometimes, there will be more than 10 churches in a certain location shouting differently and encouraging their members that the nextdoor church is fake. In that same street, all sorts of atrocities happen.


Allow me chisel some knowledge into you this morning:


Take for example that one they saw pointing out a gun from his car just because someone was hailing you..up till now, he has not said anything about what he was holding...he only debunked it to his gullible church members.


The real question is: since the pastor tells this members to pray to God for protection, why does he need a gun! Don't forget he also had security details escorting him that day...why did he need a gun!

They don't practise what they preach! So the holy Ghost stuff was all fake?


Every "Ministry" in Nigeria that performs miracles is fake. Some pastors started as preachers but they saw it wasn't profitable and people wanted where "e dey show, e dey happen" because human are always looking for the supernatural always...but will live in self denial.

They are all fake.

1. You aren't married , yes , and yes , you don't have no spiritual husband (no such thing as that exists. It is a pastoral format to keep collecting money from you for deliverance). Na bad character you get or crazy specs. You cannot pray your way to a rich man as a woman. Common, go and fix your life...or you go cry harder! Nobody dey do you na you no get marriage-able character.

2. If you go for deliverance and a pastor touches your privates with olive oil, just know that your won don bi..en go hard for you to get sense for this life. There is no such thing as a deliverance! Go and meet a public health practitioner to check your mental health! You don dey go. Who ever even told Nigerians that olive oil is a holy oil tho.

3. You aren't possessed by any demon. Na poverty dey give you expensive bad blames. Why is it that it's only the poor that is always possessed in church? Lol. Even when politicians who have killed many visit, it is only the poor that will be singled out, but the rich are giving special prayer times. Dey play you hear?

4. You are married and haven't conceived. Hanty, the problem is biologically not spiritually. Nobody chop your womb. It's either your husband has an issue or you! What about the abortion pills of old when you were younger? Are you sure you haven't deleted your womb? What about other health complications? Zuzuru leave that church you go to everyday and go and meet a medical expert to diagnose your problem.

You can't destroy your body when young and expect joy when older. You suppose cry like wolf...kwwwwwwaaaaaannn!


"Shiloh is not designed with you in view! It is designed for yours in view." - chatinent, 2025. Read again.

5. You aren't burning in any hell fire if you don't pay tithes! If there is sth like hell fire, your pastors stealing from you should be the first candidates.

Imagine that pastor who was a medical doctor and who studied the sciences of ill health coming out to say he can heal you with spiritual powers of your problems. Lol. They can only heal you in their church premises where it is being televised and you are being compensated afterwards! Did Jesus not visit Lazarus in the mortuary and heal? Make dem go there naw.


Secondly, do you remember the other fake one who threatens to arrest if criticized? Even Jesus who was beaten didn't arrest anyone!

Btw, why are all pastors extremely rich if Jesus was poor? They have another defence "The lord is rich." Did the Lord feed off from poor people's tithes and offerings? They all have private jets, Rolls Royce and one opolo eyes that has used egg rolls and coke and blocked his vision will be online fighting for these same men milking his life. Even church rats had self regards!


Back to the plane crash and the Hindu survivor, Christians make it look like other religious practices are demonic...even those that predates Christianity. Let's pretend as if Christianity didn't also copy Hinduism and their stories. What is more demonic than bowing down to a graven image in the church and using necklaces to pray? What's more demonic than allowing a pastor touch/penetrate your privates all in the name of deliverance? What's more demonic than announcing some group of men will remain celibate but also allowed same sex marriages in another branch?

BTW, where is that one who drank tea with God?
Where is the other one who sells all "heavenly" objects?
Where is that business man who said God chased Adam and Eve out of Eden because they didn't pay tithes?
Where is the other one notorious for always wanting to bed Nollywood actresses?
I mean, where are the so-called "fathers of tithes and offerings"??



If a Christian was the survivor, this Sunday would have generated billions for them. The one who drank tea would have made another incoherent statement. The tithe and offering businessman would have said the others who died don't pay tithes and that's why they had to go. That one who sells heavenly objects and speak incoherently would have introduced another rubbish to sell.

...and if you talk, they have another defense mechanism called "touch not my prophet."

They want to be gods on earth to do everything yet go scoff free. If they prophesy and it didn't work, they'll still blame you! Lol.


Whose anointed prophet btw? Who called you?
You called yourself for tithes and offering!


Condolences to the crash victims! 😞

You earned my respect 101%, I can't believe there are still people like who are excellently analytical like you, keep it up. Excellent I must say

Because of the pitiable state of Nigeria right now under Escobar

2027 will determine alot in nigeria I can't wait

This one's are indirectly saying that the fulani butchers are doing a great job in Benue State

helinues:
The projects are scattered across the country Aje

And the very good thing about this government, all sectors are given freedom to make their decisions by themselves without FG interference

This one is lost

Lol! I told everybody who cared to listen when Jonathan was robbed that Nigeria is gone

NO

Nigeria is gone to the dogs thanks to the presidiot

Who will grow the economy Escobar? I laugh in Spanish give him 20yrs he'll destroy the economy even more with his wasteful & unnecessary expenditures

I know Escobar has nothing to offer

Anybody who can believe somebody who has questionable background & drug related issues in Chicago? can be believe anything

I gave up on Nigeria the day apc took over, i just knew it is finished!

Just pray that rhino mockery doesn't see this, he will be restless how can he defend his 50k a month salary for just lying

For sophisticated rigging?

1.Buhari reign which we warn the younger generation about his reingn of hunger & starvation in the 80s but apc deceived them.
2. Tinubu worst & total failure in Lagos despite the huge & highest revenue gotten in Lagos,propaganda, as usual renu group deceived the north the results are obvious now.

This one you are exposing Akpabio game plan you don't want the said sandra to collect his balance, & that fake pastor rhino mockery will be sleepless tonight you know?

I said, I knew it, but why is Akpabio scared of defending himself, why is he recruiting mainly females to fight his fight? Such a shame

Why wasting your time replying this rhino mockery type

Lol! Houthis don tire lol! Just one day bombardment from Isreal una brain don reset.

Good luck but rhino mockery will not sleep this night

That's why I don't read anything from rhino mockery because it's always fake

Escobar on the beat

Joker! your only achievement so far is propaganda

Fact ! anybody wey no like am go knack him head for ground