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NLReposter:
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just to confirm, pls can u explain the "home wins either half" to me?

i'm a lil new to sportbetting. But obviously it means the home team will in the first half or second half scores, right?

a greater % of bettors waged on real madrid to win...hmm... Let's hope alabi won't do testimony in church vigil tomorrow night ooo

myles16:
She farts too much and she's not even fat sef.. what should I do!!?

she needs to clean up her stomach with purge medicines. Then make daily use of meds that aid digestion e.g kelp supplements.
And ofcourse watch what food combo she eats.

wahali, he will forever wish he had not invited her over because 9ja police no get joy.

[quote author=PoliticallyInco post=90739988]lol... some nigerian girls don't understand the concept of a date. A date sh be about getting to know the other person. But because of poverty, they think a date is an opportunity to eat all they ever dreamed of, but couldn't afford.

Ishilove:
His breath funked so much, my eyeglasses turned brown. And God, spittle settled at the side of his lips when he talked. Years later I'm still traumatised.

*scream*

*wail*

spittle settled at the side of his lips? yuck...
such people fail to ask themselves this question, 'if i were someone else, would i want to be with me seeing the way i take care of myself'?

the only way to chop alabi na IF YOU CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE. imagine make u meet prophet wey fit give u correct scores of 5 games, each game having 80+ odds (correct score). wahali, u go blow be that. Only say god will never help u commit sin (gambling). cos this god too know the future like abc.
The devil on the other hand na mumu, he no fit do that kind prediction, or at all at all he go make am cost u something. The idiot no dey give free things.
Anyway, all this crap wey alabi dey do boys no make at all. Some book ies go so reduce the odds of a favourable market till the thing go taya u to play am.
i don dey think of closing my online account if i no hit beta money b4 month end.
god punish alabi.
all this my small change wey alabi dey chop, as if i don save, then invest am, i for done rich pass bill gates by now.

QuinModah:
There is an app for it.

ok

TheRealProphet:
Leipzig una fada

leipzig na one bastard team like that wey don also cut my ticket b4.
i been play multiple, consisting 5 games. The last game na him those idiots spoil am. As i dey tear the ticket, i dey curse their papa that day inside my mind.

QuinModah:
It was back then in 2013 while I was still in school. I asked this guy if he was married, he said no but my spirit kept telling me he's married.

So one day, I used my lodge mate's phone number to put a call across to him telling him am mama Ada that I want to speak with his wife that her line isn't reachable and I really need to repay the loan she gave me before I squander the money, on hearing that he started screaming ''Mummy mummy bia onwere Onye na akpo gi'' (mummy mummy come someone is calling u). I quietly switched off the phone . I later asked him if it was worth denying your wife and kids because you want what you may never get, and he couldn't answer.

he didn't recognise ur voice?
smart anyway.

A very good judgment. Some humans are animals, looking for others lives to destroy. If you don't protect yourself, you'll only have yourself to blame.

Pathokpo:
Nonsense!!! Common name and shame them. One who protects useful information against a criminal is an accomplice. This is how they spoil our name abroad and make things difficult for legal hustlers. I hate nonsense.

i was also friends with two of them in secondary sch. I still have their phone numbers sef.
Lol. Since u can't identify sarcasm when u see one, i felt i might as well join the other jokers to whine u more.

lots of snake thread these past few days.

Cc: ArcFresky
my lil cousin is completing his high sch this yr. And asked for advise from me for a course to study in uni.
He's not so great with drawing, but very passionate about buildings & great structures.
What advise would u give seeing u're an architect & into quantity survey (i checked ur profile).
Should he still pick architcture, or qty survey or civil engineering, & why?
pls advise.


i studied business admin in uni, so not too knowledgeable about those fields. But ofcourse i know civil engi. is about interpreting what an architect has drawn.

odimbannamdi:
Most landlords will kick against payments in piecemeal. It is even usually in your agreement that you will pay at least yearly, and it will be a breach of agreement if you do otherwise.

The more responsible thing to do is to set aside the monthly rent from the onset and invest in a financial instrument. By the end of the year, the investment should have accrued an interest of at least 5%.

This way you will kill 2 birds with one stone - paying your rent in line with the agreement and getting the money to work for you as well.

You are financially educated. i like this alot.

konkonbilo:
Chai!!! Some landlord/ladies just take life too hard for tenants.. Make God provide make tenants sef build hin own house. It's just annoying that you came home and can't put on the shower, you have to start turning water from kegs or drum.

lol. & that reduces the beauty of the crib, if he's some1 like me that loves pimping my crib like crazy.
imagine u bring home one beautiful banny & since water has finished 30mins ago, but she used ur bathroom, she has to start turning galons of water here & there to clean up. Lol. Not cool at all. Almost no difference b/w that self-con & face-me-i-face-u house.

whytediamond:
Paying with your money for an uncompleted building project when you want to move in ASAP is suicide. I had a nasty experience many years ago in Jos.

I don't want to say more.

lol.
e.g Looking for a self-con (with water) & the agent takes u to one without water? but landlord says pay, "i'll fixed a borehole in the compound & make water flow in all the rooms, with the rent u are about to give me. Lol. Laughing in arabic. Cos sorry is your name.

Fransisco911:
My friend came to my house just to use my toilet My landlady started shouting I brought my friend to fill her house soakaway with shit. She even said you know how much dem take dey park shit u dis boy?

lol...

konkonbilo:
I just rented a flat last week, didn't know that they put on water only once a day and the water finishes after 30min or 1hr the most. I'm really angry now because have paid and packed in after suffering searching for house over a month and wasted alot of money on agent dues and transporting different agent from one location to another. When I was showned the house they assured me there's water and it was locked from the back.. When I complained the landlady said I should go buy drum that even her uses drum for storage of water. Though the rooms of the house are big, that was what attracted me that atleast I could use for my work as well. But that baggage de disturb me and the gate is been locked so early.

lol. same happen 2me. 1st degree in uni, rented a self-con. Only to know water finish 30mins because many self-cons in that compound using the water. Imagine going to fetch water with buckets outside like some1 living in face-me house. Packed out after rent xpire

superman, hulk, ironman, etc all those foreign superheros none strong reach nigerians.
see hustle.