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x9ja1960:
Ok...am sure many G's have experienced this old trick.

My cousin was with his chic...well his side chic...not that he has a main chic sha Anyways, he was with this chic and after the first round, the girl started throwing charges. She started with how he is supposed to place her on a monthly salary of at least 30k and landed on the fact that she is traveling to her home state, so therefore needs money for transport.

My G being a badt gai, formed ear problem and proceeded to collect his 2nd round in the rising emotions. While they were taking a rest, she demanded a response to her request. My cousin started by wondering aloud why women always ask for something in return after having sex with a guy as though men must pay for a fun they both obviously shared in? She went quiet - a sign of gradual buildup of anger. My cousin continued anyways. He asked her if she was asking him to pay for sex...she replied no. He asked her that assuming she didn't come to see him that evening would she not have traveled...she didn't respond. To the salary placement of 30k, he reminded her that she was working and also well paid, so why should he place her on another salary especially since he has dependents...she gave no comment. Next she became very angry and started shouting that she is not ready for my cousin's stories...that he must give her that money o...that after all my cousin is the last born therefore she doesn't see why he should come up with excuses each time she asks him for money! At this point my cousin went quiet and simply added as a last shot...I am the last born therefore all my hustle should be surrendered to you abi...smh. She hurriedly left the bed and told him without mincing words that he must give her that money, whether he likes it or not...even if it means borrowing from somebody.


Sha she left afterwards and my cousin passed me the gist. We had a good laugh with the drama and wondered if she had just 5 guys giving her 30k monthly...she for don resign from work tey tey...lol. Come imagine say she now upgrad after a while in the biz and got just 5 guys giving her 50k monthly...levels for don change! We had a good laugh sha...women sabi turn guys to Sure-p (p for pay).

In the end nobody plan to become runs girl...na play play people dey take become bad players...hahaha

Dude this is the life story of your philandering so please leave your cousin out of this!

Oops I typed too soon....
Ororo's head again
Goal!!!!
2-2
4-2 on agg.

Schalke defending till half time.....they are playing intelligently

This is one of the shiitiest Real Madrid defense I have seen in recent times...I said it before, this is going to be a longggg night for Real if they don't wake up

Wow...handsome 19 year old Leroy....in for Schalke

Goalllllll!!!!!

Ororo scores!!!!!
3-1 agg.

Legendoscar2:
Shake getting confident. Unless RM score a goal now, they will keep knocking until they score.

The commentator said "surprise, surprise" .....but I'm not surprised at all.
This is the Schalke perfect game plan and it's looking to be a long, long night for my darling madrid

Shake getting confident. Unless RM score a goal now, they will keep knocking until they score.

xynerise:
Di Maria should carry his mouse like ears and go back to Spain

He and Fellani ruined you guys.....never mind, that penalty is coming in the late,late minute as I Predicted so relax

lordthree:
welbeck no fit score

Oga E don score comot tey-tey oh!

Do Maria...Red....very red...silly boy

Legendoscar2:
Welbeck will score but I dont know if arsenal will win

Manu will get a penalty but I dont know if they'd win

If dem like make dem woundjor dem selves na dem sabi

But for my heart oo....make the Red Devils flog those small red toy guns in blue tonight ;

lordthree:
danny wellback is forming like he can score today

Part of it is fulfilled....and welbeck scores
Now we await the other part....the penalty to Manu
God I'm loving this sudden unction!

Like seriously...Manu is barely hanging on now

ekhai:
You don't even show solidarity with your London neigbhour. Na so you hate Arsenal?

Ah......you catch me oooh.

My nemey's enemy na my friend and No blame me na Arsene Wenger dey make me vex...ok...make I seeeeee.........

2-1 that's it (at least dem don score)

Do Maria and Fellini no go kill Manu todayr

lordthree:
danny wellback is forming like he can score today

Welbeck will score but I dont know if arsenal will win

Manu will get a penalty but I dont know if they'd win

If dem like make dem woundjor dem selves na dem sabi

But for my heart oo....make the Red Devils flog those small red toy guns in blue tonight ;

I double as a musician and a researcher. I'm conducting a research to prove how studying sciences in a foreign language have distorted the minds of Africans and therefore is not allowing us learn sciences naturally. And this's why Africa cannot develop scientifically, technologically and therefore cannot industrialize.

I know there are many Africans of various nationalities on this forum and I want you do me a little favour. I want you to name the below parts of the body in your native language. Languages such as Yoruba, Hausa, Swahili, Igbo, Zulu, e.t.c, any African language. You can be part of this research from any country in Africa as long as you can speak and write one African language, it doesn't matter what African country you come from.

Also, if you have a friend or associate who speak and write any major native African language other than yours, please have them also name the body parts in their native dialects. I need to name the body parts in as many native African dialects as I can find for this research.

I'm not saying you should print them. Simply look at the photos, and write them down as below.

AFRIKE

1. Hair (.......IJI......)
2. Eyes (.....IRICHI........)
3. Ears (....ETUNG.........)
4. Nose (..IRIJIN...........)
5. Chest (.....AKUMOH........)
6. Stomach (...IRIHUN..........)
7. Fingers (IJILOM.............)
8. Knee (IRIRUN.............)
9. Toes (......IJILOM ECHELON.......)
10. Head (..IRISHI...........)
11. Mouth (.ONWU............)
12. Shoulder (....IGBANG.........)
13. Arm (..EBIE...........)
14. Hand (UBIE.............)
15. Leg (.OKPOR............)
16. Foot (.IRICHE............)
.........................
17. Cheek (....EBEROH.........)
18. Adam's apple (.MPORO OMONI............)
19. bosom (....IRIBI.........)
20. Umbilicus (.OKOM............)
21. Abdomen (...IRIHUN..........)
22. Groin (....IRIFINE.........)
23. joystick (.UTI............)
24. Vagina (...IRITIE..........)
25. Thigh (..ENAM...........)
26. Calf (.EBUNG IRICHE............)
27. Ankle (..ITUNG IRICHE...........)
28. Forehead (.USHU............)
29. Chin (..IKPAKUMO...........)
30. Shoulder (..IGBANG...........)
31. Arm (..EBIE...........)
32. Elbow (.UTI-TINE............)
33. Forearm (..UBIE...........)
34. Wrist (....ETUNG UBIE.........)

soulfood:
WHERE THE BEST DJS ARE SHOWCASED AND CLIENTS CHOOSE MOST SUITABLE FOR EVENTS.

naijareferee:
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT IN HISTORY WHEN....

YOUR PARENTS JOYFULLY CELEBRATE YOUR PREGNANCY AND DELIVERY WITHOUT HAVING A HUSBAND.


IMAGINE THE ROT IN THE SYSTEM...

THE NEWS IS REPORTEDLY COMING FROM HIS FATHER WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ALHAJI...


AFRICA RUNO OOO

WE CAN AS WELL ACCEPT GAY MARRIAGE

Suppose to be Alhaji ke?
That's what Alhaji's do nah!!....or are you a learner

It will take a mistake by Everton to get another goal. Arsenal should hold on to what they've got at the moment....its a huge advantage!

There it is....a wicked deflection by "Jaga-jagaka " gifts rosicsky a goal
2-0 to Arsenal

See Arsenal fans clapping nervously. You just know you can't write off the worst of Everton team until game over

Friendly collision!

If Arsenal ends up losing this match you can be sure" Mr bean" will complain ceaselessly about the handball in Everton's box tire

This is certainly not in Nigeria. Too many Mischievious and gullible people on Nairaland this days.
The police uniform and the camo worn by the other fellow betrays the who lie. Nonsense op and his ills who are desperate to ascribe everything bad to nigeria

That 1st goal seems to have killed Sunderland and they've been attacked ceaselessly by a not too inspiring Manu side without response. There may be a 3rd goal in the making .
At least van gaal can sleep well tonight

Just heard one of the commentators summaries the match as follows:
"The visitors denied by De gea while the home team is denied by de bar"

United hmmm.....

Yeah right...just wait and see as that same spirit comes to lead you to rot in one of nigeria's "finest" jails for the rest of your life....stupi.d pig

Should easily have been 7-2 really

DeeBoiyy:
screenshot my post and show it to me after the second leg.

You are just a cheeky hater...
Go lick your whooped ars.se

Arsenal dead and buried...
See as Arsene pick race comot for dug out

DeeBoiyy:


eyaa. Arsenal why?

I know chelsea are going out but why won't an English club that i like atleast get to the semis or final?


EPL yaf gone to the dogs sha. I remember when English teams dominated the UCL. You even had two English clubs getting to the finals.

Mukina2, obayaya have faith and thou can move this mountain in the second leg

Chelsea going out in your dream Abi

So Sanchez is playing