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alanto:
This is very good... 41,670 now add their loyal cousins, uncles, aunties, siblings, parents, friends and oh God...
See as Tinubu just dey stroll enter Aso Rock... Endorsements after endorsement, defections after defections

Very intelligent extrapolation.

But the deluded ipob pigs and zombidense are still out there insulting everyone based on the delusion that pandora Obituary has won Nigeria presidential election already.

They will soon start their usual Southern and Northern Kaduna dogshit along the dead on arrival religious line.

I'm not suprised. If a human being agrees that Buhari was dead and replaced by one jubrin from Sudan, is there anything he can't delude himself with?

Ipob religious card not sticking, the more they try forcing the dogshit on Nigerians, the more unacceptable it gets.

Pastors are showing you their faces, addresses and churches, ipob pigs will rather insist the Pastors are faceless.

The way obituarists are desperate in forcing that pandora Obituary into Aso Rock is one of the wonders of the universe.

They keep saying Nigerian youths, pls which Nigerian youths are they talking about? Is the ones in Alaigbo?

AdamuKD:
Kaci kutumar durin uwaka zombie

Shinedu, rest.

Even ojukwu speaks Hausa fluently.

Meanwhile, stop talking your family affairs on a public forum, because no one is interested.

AdamuKD:
Zombie without functioning brain, your Messiah is a drug pusher and USA are looking for him

Okay shinedu.

AdamuKD:
A drug baron and a drug pusher can never be our president laye

Are you talking about biafran president?

CoronaVirusRelo:
Brilliantly stated out!


It’s not demanded by the constitution and electoral act, and only a voluntary activity which is not mandated.

The electorates should be left to decide irrespective of whether President Bola Ahmed Tinubu attends a debate or not.

Asiwaju, The Albert Einstein of Nigerian poitics, knows his political base, and not shaken or worried.


Peter can keep hawking across media houses and it still won’t deter or alter Asiwaju’s victory

Pandora Obituary is just responding to the calls by biafrans and Tinubu is not obliged to any biafran.

The day Nigerians wish to speak with their incoming president, Tinubu will not disappoint.

Also, Tinubu has been interacting with real Nigerians in different ways, so biafrans should rest.

PoliteActivist:
Brilliantly stated my ass. The man is not well. He ain't fooling nobody

Shinedu, Tinubu is not obliged to do biafuro bidding. He is answerable to Nigerians, let that sink.

Thinkam:
Nigerians can't force you to listen to them, anyone that takes a promise seriously from Tinubu is a Maga, The north and Nigerians can't trust a narcissists like Tinubu with power..



Atiku is coming

Biafrans and Cameroonians are not Nigerians.

Let that sink.

If Nigerians want to speak with their next president, Tinubu will listen to them.

AdamuKD:
Incoming for your papa house abi?

He said Nigeria, even in spelling, does Nigeria share any similarity with biafuro?

Dapson73:
With this news, Obituaries will never rest in peace.


Ride on the incoming president of Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Tinubu keeps giving Obituarists tasks every minute.

They have finally abandoned pandora Obituary for Tinubu's butts as predicted.

Obituarists have started crying already as usual. Their portion in national politics is cry, cry and more cry.

XerXers:
Urchin

Shinedu Obituarist, how market?

For once, pandora Obituary is trying to upgrade it from garri and a tuber if yam to wrapper.

He try small.

Wetin dey funny me na the way zombidense dey tell us say "for a better Nigeria, vote Peter Obi"..

So this is how they want Nigeria to be saved? What da fvck is the meaning of this dogshit? So this is a project by a state governor that is worth campaigning with.

Two refurbished water tankers "commissioned" by a whole state governor is what these clowns are using to campaign?

To think these clowns are everywhere talking rubbish about state of the art projects being commissioned almost daily by Lagos state govt.

Magnoliaa:
Una no dey ever share videos.

Only low quality and blurry pics everytime.

Next, please.

Crying is allowed.

So he was actually attending debates so he has opportunity to interact with the great Asiwaju of Nigeria.

And I used to think he was actually willing to talk to Nigerians.

[quote author= post=118221658]Tinubu is struggling Southwest with Peter Obi[/quote]You actually got it wrong.

Pandora Obituary is winning 98% of SW.

Obinna, hope you are now happy.

MonkeyMods:
Fully paid with t shirts and caps

And with Lagos state (yellow) color

Buahahahahahahahaaaa

Better than a litre of kerosene per household in Abia state. That is what gave Ikpeazu the governor of the state.

DadaHammed:
1 yellow cap+ N1,000

Are you aware that 1k is what Ikpeazu paid 2 women that give birth in Abia state?

Very low turnout.

Come to Oyo state and see the multitude showing love to pandora Obituary.

Oyo state in the pocket for pandora Obituary.

In the picture below, don't get it twisted, each person represents 1 million Nigerians. So that's a total of 6 million Nigerians in the picture.

Urheadmaster:
APC dizziness finally send this one on exile

When python danced away the madness of Nnamdi Kanu killing some ipob pigs, Nnamdi Kanu mourned only Jack the nkita.

Could it be that Nnamdi Kanu sent those ipob pigs on exile?

MonkeyMods:
Evil party

Is that why he died?

Using same analogy, Nnamdi Kanu's parents and ojukwu most themselves be devil incarnates.

Reports like this are very painful to lazy ipob pigs and zombidense. In response, they will start asking why the govs and president can't go start tilling the soil for next farming season.

Agriculture has always been the best right from time immemorial, the more reason every govt always come up with policies on agriculture, though some don't get it right.

No, ipob and zombidense will rather prefer you tell them everyone should be entitled to $20k every day. That is why they have been screaming when Tinubu talked about Agbado and Cassava.

Very lazy thugs.

No one should take a party and its candidate, whose health situation, early school and early years are all shrouded in secrecy, serious.”

Really?

Atiku talking about Tinubu's early life?

I think Atiku should go explain to obasanjo his early life first before asking questions based on rumours spread by ipob pigs.

I beg who get that excerpt of Obasanjo's brief description of Atiku's past from his book My Watch?

The report says and I quote:

This, perhaps, explains why the two leading presidential candidates jettisoned their long-standing relationship

2023 presidential election is between Tinubu and Atiku with Atiku as the highly unfavoured underdog.

Others like Sowore and the rest just want to add "Former presidential aspirants" to their CVs. Well, not a bad idea though.

Emeka contesting to be Nigeria president is the very height of poppycock.

Reality gradually setting in.

Even before the election, NW and NE don cast already.

As e be now, na SS SW SE and NC Tinubu and others dey drag.

But in reality, na SS SE and NC Tinubu dey drag with dem, because even SW is as good as being in Tinubu's kaftan side pocket.

Song don dey change, no more "Nigerians will vote pandora Obituary", it is now "some Nigerians"

Una go dey alright las las.

Amuluonyenaego:
Dino malaye is a thug And Peter Obi commanded thuggery in him, "Stop that, Dino!" And Dino was quiet because the devil in him has been rebuked. Rebuke the devil and he shall flee away from you.

Keleshi, are you aware Peter Obi is a trained Onistha provision item trader with a GCE?

Penguin2:
I didn’t bother reading whatever you wrote up there because I know it’s trash just like I know it will be moved to front page.

But I’m happy that Nigerians now know that the gentle stride of a lion does not depict cowardice.

No idiot will misbehave in front of Peter Obi again, ever.

That Obi has been calm and playing by the rules of the game doesn’t mean you will do trash in his presence and go free.

Which one be say "I didn’t bother reading whatever you wrote up there"?

So wetin come dey pain you like this?