₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
They are all in training camp

Which kind savagery be dis?

Just give it to this man. Only God knows how he does it. Within few minutes of his intervention, sworn enemies become friends. He just resolved the long standing feud between two men from different political parties.

Yet some retards who can't resolve little differences between people in the same party are comparing their punctured brains with him. Imagine, they even went public physically assaulting themselves and the chief lamba clown is even talking about "his preferred" chairman.

In the words of Plaindealer which is 100% correct;

Cabal no fit stop am

Opposition no fit stop am

Naira change sabotage no fit stop am

Fuel scarcity sabotage no fit stop am

Used rug case rubbish no fit stop am

Tribunal crocodile tears no fit stop am

Only God can stop him, but God is always on his side, he's fully protected, on God.

What's his name?

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu

The next president of our great country, Nigeria.

Okay, let's praise Peter Obi for the good job because he was the governor of Anambra state.

But when next ipob strike, we should blame Charles Soludo because he is the governor of Anambra state. Or, we can as well blame Tinubu because he is the president elect.

Seven weeks to provide evidence? Like seriously.

Out of the window goes the missing manhood. What is paining pandora Obituary is the "shishi" he gave. Obviously, the con artist has cut some deals on how to recover those "shishi".

Mitsurugi:
Ogbeni he asked a question. As a CEO the least you can do is cite the law for him.

Okay, there is no law. You may choose to destroy Tinubu's portraits in any bank You see in Alaigbo.

Tinubu's portrait will soon adorn offices of all formal organisations nationwide. Cry blood, but you must hang the portrait.

The eagle has landed.

The greatest of Nigerian current politicians.

The man who single handedly killed and buried PDP and all its subsidiaries.

The man who they see daily in their nightmares.

The man whose name alone send shivers down their spines.

Welcome back sir

Okealaaye:
Must you be this intolerant of superior opinion? No one can get you arrested if you are humble all the time, don't you think?

Did I just tell you to scram outta my mention with your "superior" opinion?

Okealaaye:
Forget about any first line. You dont understand sarcasm, period!

Okay shukuma, the greatest understander of sarcasm. You can now get the heck outta my mention with your understanding of sarcasm.

floret23:
Mr Jimoh Ibrahim, can you swear with your life and destiny that you really believe this your comment? I mean do you actually believe Obi came third? And, is your conscience alive or dead?

Ngozi, can you swear with Chukwu Okike Abiama that peter Obi won 2023 presidential election?

Tntsi:
No matter the English, tinubu is not a constutional president elect.

Okay, Peter Obi is.

So when is his swearing in ceremony?

A person got 25% in 16 states instead of the required 24 states.

He still came third in simple majority votes.

Yet he is screaming aloud that his manhood was stolen.

Is that not a mental sickness?

Ofunaofu:
Is there a law that mandates every formal organisation nationwide to hang the portrait

It is obvious you don't understand what formal organisations are, let alone occupy any office in one.

Please allow CEOs and managers of formal organisations to talk.

We are not talking about 2 x 2 shops here, those are not formal organisations.

Wagwanbrethren:
Tears go full this thread oo! 🤣
Make I go carry basin come. 😁

Share this to them, let's prevent flood of tears on social media.

Tinubu's portrait will soon adorn offices of all formal organisations nationwide. Cry blood, but you must hang the portrait.

The eagle has landed.

The greatest of Nigerian current politicians.

The man who single handedly killed and buried PDP and all its subsidiaries.

The man who they see daily in their nightmares.

The man whose name alone send shivers down their spines.

That NYSC certificate should be properly investigated.

The NYSC Director General is not a baby and won't make any public statement involving matters like this if he is not sure.

I believe small question mark dey that NYSC stuff.

Oblongata:
Don't tell me you didn't get the sarcasm?

It would have been, but the first sentence doesn't sound sarcastic.

Okay.

Can you now explain why Nigerians rejected Obi?

Though from my side,I rejected him because his incompetence was brought to bear when he was the governor of Anambra state for 8 years.

Yet you were informed of chibok girls kidnap by bokoharam terrorists and you refused to take action after one month.

Money for the purchase of arms to fight bokoharam terrorists was shared Dasuki under your watch.

One good thing about you is that you accepted defeat in good faith and continued with your life leaving some headless mobs to continue killing themselves.

Oblongata:
This is definitely not Ipob!

It is Tinubu at work! He has bribed some Dss officers to go and disturb the people of SE...

We no go gree!

We must retrieve our stolen manhood!!

I said it. Tinubu, fulani, dss or Buhari, the blame must go to one or combination of any two.

Watch very well, the same people threatening thunder and brimstone are going to place the blames at the doorstep of Buhari/fulani/Tinubu.

BluntCrazeMan:
No matter the good news you think that you're bringing to me,, if I didn't want you to come to me with the message and you maneuvered your way and got the message to me, and I take it up with you,, you have no defence..

YOU CLEARLY BREACHED MY SPACE

Okay lawyer.

When going to court, don't forget to go along with the evidence of when and how you told them not to come to you with the message.

So what's wrong with the message? Or you expect them to be telling you pandora Obituary is the president elect and Nigerians should start carrying placards screaming on the streets? Or they should tell Nigerians to start chanting biafuro?

If you don't like the message, delete it or go to court.