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Jbluv55: Well, I will join in praying for a quick recovery of Man U even as the odds seem to be against them

RIP indeed .

Jb,that being said..i want to ask some questions and a request.

This small girl

Jbluv55: Well unfortunately now, Rooney misses the next 3 matches(meaning he doesn't get to play against Chelsea ) and that is another blow below the belt. The team is gonna have a hard time this season. Rooney's absence may be a disguised blessing sha .

Rooney was just plain stupvd to have pulled such stunt. I believe we will pull through without him,hoping mata will replace him and deliver even though I don't trust him.

Jbluv55: As for fans, you do understand that some graduate to status of fanatics and their chosen club becomes their life eg A Chelsea fan slumped and died after Lampard scored the equalizer against us

That one is a mumu na,his case is from his village. I dunno when some humans will stop attaching serious emotions to certain things. RIP to him sha,na hin time don reach.

Jbluv55: Man U played @ home and against a lower side. In my own opinion, they didn't meet up with expectations.

Check the image below

Well I have not said we were superb,i only meant we played better with aggression compared to what we played against Leicester city. Right now,home or away,a replica of yesterday with an increased pace,attack and defence will get us there.

Jbluv55: How can you tell when someone writes differently? And is it so hard to actually decide to write differently?

You can tell for someone you are used to seeing his or her writings.

Hmmm,well someone can actually change his writing pattern but the guy i'm referring to wouldn't write like airbornelacer is writing now,i may be wrong though,guys are just not predictable

Her mom looks young,i really can't tell who is who from the two pictures.

AirborneLacer: UAE? That's much better - I'm deemed for arab greatness.

You dare not find my clone around the Mushin, Obalende, Ijebu, Onitsha, Aba, Surulere of this world.

Look atew,even ajegunle has more of your clones.

AirborneLacer: Now this is getting creepy.

It was April07 now you! Someone berra sound the Amber Alert and arrest that mofo that has got my looks.

So where would you meet this guy - I mean my clone?

Everyone has a clone,some have more than one,the earth is so large.

UAE

Jbluv55: I think your team still has a lot of issues to deal with. Someone with a tendency to have a rise in BP could collapse if watching Man U match these days . I'm glad they didn't allow an equalizer sha .

Yes plenty issues but glad they already know their problem. Yesterday's game was different and exactly what they should have played against Leicester.
Heartattack on top non-profit show? The person matter no be for here niyen.

AirborneLacer: No one has got my looks abeg - I've got no clone here on earth.

If you're saying things like 'I know someone who's got your looks, he stays in Mercury or Jupiter' then I'd be taking you serious

@bold words..Siddon there

I'm serious here,same physical features including facial..i'm not permitted to post his picture here,you would have seen it by yourself,i bet you would say it is you in another attire. The only thing is from your words,you ain't the same. He writes differently.

April07: Ofcos

How's today gonna be?

Food,sleep,tv and sleep again..
I need to be refreshed by monday.
How was service?

AirborneLacer: The shy blacky who's got his hands in his pockets.

Aii,i thought as much..lemme say you got a look alike,someone I know well. I'm sure you are not him..
That blacky isn't shy o,stop being humble .

April07: Fine ooo dearie Mi..
.. so u no go church..?

No church today,i'm on vacation


[size=5pt]ikid Ikid...i'm a muslim[/size]

Hi mr airbornelacer.
@your dp,which of the guys is you?

Jbluv55: Mowapa o . Slept like a baby with no worries . How about you?

I slept deep and a bit fulfilled ,i had my heart pumping fast while watching the guys play yesterday esp during the last 4mins ,I wouldn't have slept well if those guys didn't pull through.

Jbluv55: Good morning and Thanks ma'am .

Morning sir,hope you slept well.

April07: [size=17pt]Good morning dearies [/size]

Hey bae,morning.

Jbluv55: *comes up to the stage knowing that I don't have a contender*

*clears throat*....I greet you all Nairalanders present and ask that you bear with my lengthy wooing. Its prolly my only opportunity to do this and I need to do it right . Thank you .

*turns to SpcAgtOko*

Dear SpcAgtOko, I never actually planned to do this but then here I am beaming with smiles as I bare my heart for you and all present to see.......

You are one lady I've known and liked for quite a long while but our first formal interaction(on this forum) was exactly a year ago today(Sept. 28, 2013 ) and that discussion confirmed to me that we more or less shared similar/same ideals(except for football affiliations of course ). I've been a fan of yours since then, observing that you possessed just the right amounts of intelligence, maturity and humor I needed in a lady and that made me fantasize constantly about you . You brought your own kinda fun/humor to NL without necessarily derailing every thread you visited and that made me respect you .

I thus had to conclude that you were a disciplined 'fun' person - my kinda girl .

I didn't seize the opportunity to woo you then because I wasn't sure if you were one of those unreal NL chics that tend to lose their appeal with time but alas you gradually slipped under my skin, invaded my circulatory system and seized my heart .

And then I saw your pix in December 2013, and it turns out you are an Oyinbo

I then decided to allow this bird(YOU) to fly and roam the skies of NL for months but somehow you still found your way back home to ME . I had to conclude that this was no coincidence .

*holds her two hands, stares into her eyes and goes on bended knees*

I am in love with you Princess SpcAgtOko and how do I know this for sure?

There is a saying about being in love: "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." I think my situation is a perfect example of this saying .

I have come to love you the way a drowning man loves air. I love you even more because you have all the qualities a man could ever want in a lady:

• the light skin that MrCock is dying for ;
• the eyebrows that Seun is crazy about ;
• the humor that made Idowuogbo the most celebrated NLer ;
• the kinda maturity/friendliness with which Obinoscopy handles his moderating ;
• the kinda 'bright future' and 'outstanding past' that makes guys chase after sexy ladies like rokiatu ;
• the kinda communication skills that has earned ladies like MizMyColi a great number of admirers;
• the kind of beauty and aura that could make a guy like me wanna "hang his boots" like Tallesty1 etc

Aduke, I hereby do away with all shyness and inhibitions; I throw away all forms of procrastination and ask that you allow me be your friend - the friend you fall hopelessly in love with, the one you take into your arms and into your bed; the one you allow to explore the private world you keep trapped in your head. I want to be that kind of friend and more.

I want to be the one who will memorize the things you say as well as the shape of your lips when you say them. I want to be the one who knows every curve, every freckle and every shiver of your body.

I want to know where to touch you and how to touch you. I want to know how to always convince you to design a smile just for me because in your smiles I always behold a sight more beautiful than starry nights. Yes, I want to be your best friend in the entire world.

Sweet SpcAgtOko, I picture us married and turning our abode into a football field where Chelsea ME() and Man U YOU() would play home and away matches on a daily basis. We would turn the kitchen to Old Trafford where I would allow you have your superiority or play a draw with you . We could then return to Stamford Bridge-the living room-where you expect me to have my full points after scoring many more goals than you can :p.

We would then resort to our bedroom, a neutral playing ground where we both can score equal number of goals and console each other afterwards with wet kisses and cuddling

Dear SpcAgtOko, I want to be your Starbucks coffee while you would be my Alomobitters AlomoSweets . Please say those words that I so crave for from the one that has stolen my heart and watch me "Love you to the moon and back" .

*remains on bended knees waiting......*

Wow,if only I could give a thousand likes..this is beautiful.

tunbebes: Lertee and Som. Hw una dey? Will STV show it tmrw?

Hi tunbebes,i'm good.
How are you too?
I'm not sure of STV,i only watch a repeat on Ebonylife TV on DSTV.

StateOfMind: Ha, ore mi, I forgot to remind you today. Sorry :'

Lol@ what happened..they crowned the utere family as the winner.

@havilah, no be 10n, na 400n o. I planned 200n before but I vexed during the live show after seeing the unanka try so hard to wow the audience. I just dashed utere another 200n.

Odunmi sha,i was watching one yoruba movie on amyoruba ni o.

The utere family,i knew they would win cos they were better than the rest. I hope to watch it on eltv later tomorrow sha.

danaiks: Hahaha.....u're so two thousand and late

Seriously I am,i was on the show in the beginning but I saw the uzodimmas dancing the "shoki" dance that made the mom win dancer of the night so o felt they were repeating the show or something,mtchew..anyways i'll see it on Eltv by sunday or monday night..

StateOfMind: Yayyyyyyy....my votes dint waste..I never support loosers on this show..

Safari girl..unanka dey go home empty handed..very shocking.. No be by dance and celeb back up o...buhahahahahahaha...I find it very hard to believe sha. Poor adilah..

Is today the grand finale? I tuned to afmag around 7:55 and I saw them jumping and singing "stand up for the champion",what happened?

Jbluv55: Haaa!!!! E ma binu na .

I think I should be able to guess your reasons for not wanting to vote. No wahala .

About military rule? There are times I also had wished for it in place of this demonstration of craze that we currently have but I think we all know its an outdated kind of regime and so let's just allow it to remain in its grave .

You know my reason really,if I begin to write about it,i will give general Alabi Isama a run for his money in writing .

The military of today cannot rule again though,they are as corrupt as the civilians too. Only a particular set among them can rule successfully but it means there will be enough bloodshed and betrayal to achieve that.

April07: Oh my gracious goodness!

I swear I didn't see u.. *hugs*

my fellow detailer! how do u do bae?

You were carried away by the men..as tour beauty radiates ...hehehe

I'm good babe,how's april? Guess she's grown up by now.

April07: Shey you see... chai.. Diaris God share

Brenda?

It was spelt in a way,wow..romance section derailer's paradise?

So you didn't want to say hi to me

Caseless: love, it is me, ur boy!!! I promised dat lady i wont tap bumbum again and, i'v since stopped that.
I'm a changed man, baby.
Hep me thank that eastern lady; she's wonderful.

Takbir.....Allahu Akbar!!!

olubukato: https://i.imgur.com/Hkq3c.gif

SMH for this kinda uncle..

Caseless: i swearuGOD i can. Thanks to one young lady pastor frm d east who played a role in dat regard. I'm a changed man now...trust me.

Caseless who hacked your account?

Jbluv55: You've been served ma'am. Sorry for the delay .

So you mentioned that you won't be voting?

Thanks but no thanks for keeping me waiting .

Yeah I did mention that,i have never voted before,i actually do not see a need for it.

As a matter of fact,I think I prefer the military rule.

Caseless: No! I de up since. I'm tryna run away frm gals.

Lol you wish you can

Jbluv55,i placed an order since..it's taking too long..
Caseless,are you just waking up?

Jbluv55: Oh! That makes us uncountable

My day was full of stress but that is over now .

Hope you don't plan on taking yogurt again today?

Nice..

I've asked to be taught how to take rum,you didn't oblige me ..

Anyways,i will take farouz and misterpotato

obayaya: Honey!!! Don't tell me you've started listening to all those gossips

Where's the trust?

**singing** Nobody is gonna love me better. I'm gonna stick with you forever

#Stickwitu - Pussycatdolls ft Avant

Wow,sonorous voice you got

Where's that hug emoticon again?

woky: Don't be jealous, 'love' is big.. Obayaya is only trying not to be selfish

Hahaha,that got me laughing