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obayaya: Which small small girls again?

Come and sit on my laps

I read different stories everyday..**sobbing**
Is it now a crime to date a rich senator..?
My uncle will need to settle this matter for us
Uncle olubukato,where art thou?

Uncle jbluv,i need hanky please

Jbluv55: Lertee Lertee, how are you this evening?

Oh chief bartender,i'm fine tonight,thanking God it is friday .

Hope you had a good day?

SmellMyFart: *sprays perfume* hiya

Oh puulllleeeeaaaassssseee
**runs
to the VIP lounge,thankGod for the breeze here**

woky: *head about to burst* *whispers to her.. I love ur smile, pls come sit close to me*

I only want to sit beside obayaya...
..but he is busy flirting with those small small girls

woky: Lol.. Delightfull scent..!!

*In a whisper.. Lertee Is eying me*

I need to eye you really,you are so hansum and rish

SmellMyFart: no. I think she's actually staring at me. Believe me. The scent of my perfume is attracting her.

Lord have mercy

All these comments above me,i hope y'all can read well,she sacked him as her manager and not as her husband.

What if it has not been easy being her husband and at the same time her manager? She has to forgo one for the other please.

stinggy: Lemme finish reading...lertee I see u

Read well sir and pass

xynerise: Some so called '' born again'' Christians can be annoying sometimes. some think missionary style is the only position endorsed by God

I can imagine this alone.

xynerise: Her husband will think she is possessed if she initiates sex or being sexually aggressive

Pa antelope

I thought men love women that are sexually active,gone are the days a man thinks bad of a girl that is good in bed. Religion does not stop us from having maximum fun with our spouses. Sex in marriage is as important as money.

Tallesty1: One of the disadvantages of marrying an independent woman is cheating. It might sound archaic, we might try to ignore it but is always there. Women fall in love with what they see and working wives meet a good number of handsome and successful men on daily basis. The temptation is just too much and it takes the grace of God to control oneself.

I bet if she had said she is a full time housewife,you will still find a reason to link her cheating to the fact that she is not independent..
I'd rather you say "the disadvantage of marrying a cheating woman".
Cheating is not dependent on a woman's ambition. You'll be surprised a housewife who is fully dependant on a man for finances will cheat more..(there are always jobless male neighbours or domestic staff around). I have seen many instances.




@OP,since you are a tigress in bed,you can always tell your man what to do,he will be more than willing to learn. Cheating is not the solution.

Ishsoph: Noooo! not at all. Are we trinity?
Seriously, am not him(he told me caseless and co were accusing him of the same thing)
Heck! Dude is a book warm and workaholic. That doesn't define me dear.

Alright,now I believe...
He gave me 750naira mtn card since he couldn't get chocolate across to me
Is he hooked?

Jbluv55: Thot you would request for some vodka or wine noni .

I'm referring to this yeye voters reg exercise wey no get head and even tail .

Vodka kee,i no sabi take am o unless you wee tish me .


Ok,voters card..i no kukuma dey vote.

Ishsoph: Dude deactivated o
Said it's because he was busy NLanding that was why he lost his new tab on the 27th of December last year
He's cool sha, the last time he managed to return my ping. Dude's turning to a workaholic o

But ishsoph,are you still saying he isn't you and you ain't him? Hmmmmmm

Ishsoph: Lertee!

That reminds me,how is de_gong?

Jbluv55:

Hollandia and chips? . Right away o .

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My day is going great o. Na registration palava again o .

Thanks..
Why surprised?


What registration please,i hope I have done mine

olubukato:

Bhet why?

Jbluv55: *sights merit12 and lertee @ the entrance*

Welcome buriful ladies .

*guides them to seats in the VIP lounge*

What shall I offer you ladies? .

Thanks sir,how's your day going?

Hollandia yoghurt with chips

KelvinGraphics: Thank U dear.

This gift below is for U specially for being a true Man-Utd sister.

Thanks,they are lovely..
Yeah forever a proud fan.

Happy birthday kelvinGraphics..i wish you many more years of greatness..long life and prosperity. Have a blast.

Lol,joke of the century..
So it is now he knows he is from kwara state.

Jbluv55: How so? What brings about the relativity?


Hehehehe ......So what shall I serve you then to celebrate that?

Don't mind me jare,the explanation is long. I want to imitate dre11 ni


Pounded yam and efo riro with dry fish,and a bottle of water,thanks please.

Jbluv55: Hehehehe . We nor dey jale again o except to steal the hearts of sweet natured chics .

So how's your day going?

Hmmm,"sweet nature" is relative sir


Day is going well,nothing much to do..i just love days like this.

Jbluv55: you mean to tell me you do not know that its the largest city in West Africa I'm referring to?

Ibadan ehen,i didn't know o. I only know some funny praises like "ibadan tio jale,oju loro"

Mama peace did it better,i just love the way she held her man

Jbluv55: True that you can't find many .


Rara o. Omo ajorosun l'emi o nibi ti won ti n je igbin je ikaraun, ti ole ti gbe n Jare olohun .

Remind me the town that use this praise poetry again Offa or ilesha?

Jbluv55: Wow!! Do you speak hausa? Abi Shey some indigenes do speak hausa right?

I heard some citizens speak hausa too but i have not come across any ilorin indigene that is based in ilorin and speaks hausa. Not common.

Are you hausa?

obayaya: Akuko Mike ejeagha!!! Nobody will remember a 2 - 1 loss. But Everybody will remember 5 - 3 loss to Leicester of all club for a long time to come

Same way an 8:2 loss will forever be in our memory

Toyin is my favorite yoruba movie actress and she is the best in my eyes.

Alakada as a movie is real and natural,things like that happen on campus,i have know several girls like that. They lie and lie


Jenifa too made sense but it was filled with more fictions than real life events,a typical village girl wi most likely change her ways even her accent as she blends in school,a runs girl cannot be that lucky to escape everybody ordeal as jenifa made us believe. I think the best part was with mosun filani and Yomi Fash,their repercussions was what one could relate with.

Those that actually stood by their partners or loved ones know what that means.

Jbluv55: That maltina show . Okies.

Where you from? Hope am not prying o .

Yep


Kwara state,Ilorin precisely.

neighy: evn lertee don run

To where na?