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Na only for Nigeria you fit win
Aeroplane by loading N200 MTN
Recharge Card.
Very soon Etisalat go say recharge
N200 and win a big ship.
Then Airtel go com follow sey,
recharge N100 and win Benin
Republic.
Glo, go just kuku say... Recharge
N500 and win Nigeria because their
colour na Green.
Na only for Nigeria you go see fish
inside"MEATPIE"
Na only for Nigeria we dey count
money after we withdraw am from
ATM because we no even trust ATM
machines.
Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:-
Win a brand new GENERATOR if you
pay your light bill (wat a pity)
Na only for Naija people dey horn
for traffic light make e quick change
from Red to Green.
Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey
sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin,
Puff puff and beer.
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no
fit see am anywhere in d world...
Trust me.
Na only 4 naija you go find a
graduate of Mechanical Engineering
dey do him NYSC 4 Police station.
na only 4 naija you go see one
person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2
and Nokia N8 all at once . You be
Bill Gates? Abi na you invent
internet?
Na only 4 naija you go see a
graduate of law dey work as
generator repairer.
Na 4 only Naija, you go see
madman dey control traffic, people
wey their head correct dey obey...
Na 4 only Naija, wey you go see the
president senior the country
herself.
Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert
from native doctor on how to make
quick money.
Na 4 Naija obituary postal dem go
say "MAMA HAS RELOCATED"

Rep unique uniport @twas a woa weekend

нαριι мσтнєяѕ ∂αу тєω αℓℓ ρяσѕρє¢тινє мσтнєяѕ |wishing u better things this whole week

#checking in#
Good evening y'all...
Hopr ur day was amazing

Keep da house peaceful

shuntelb: @lewizylee its is well, tanxs all d same. In case of any info plz... Don't fail 2 put me on d kn.

sure no info for nw..#fingers crossed#

shuntelb: @lewizylee tanxs 4 follow'n dis thread. Any info form skol?

ha broo hitting u with latest updates..stay calm

shuntelb: @lewizylee tanxs 4 follow'n dis thread. Any info form skol?

sure brooo... No info..slyke its all november thingz..God dey sha!!!

ayoolar011: Its those who did predegree/remidials that are mostly affected by the jamb regularization?

yeh broo its only basic / cert dat were affected..most of d jambite were duly mobilized

shuntelb: I feel so terrible after I hd hopes dat by June I should b in camp ...Well is all because of dis jamb regularization stuff.Anyways we hope 2 b der by Nov bt any uniport predegree student in d house?[color=#000099][/color]

sure its all because of this whole process of regularization||lyke they say 'the best is still yet tew come'i rep Csc uniport.....how time flies|my first post on batch c thread|so happy I made it tru|God bless this great house

#team uniport#

Morning y'all
1house

sayhi2bammy: Pls, do you mean no mobilization for Ladokites?

sure they will..even uniport and infact most of the schools are yet to get theirs..just chill and let's kepp watching..

sayhi2bammy: to the ladokites in the house. pls, when is the sch bringing our jamb registration number? because time is going 

I beT u Gods tyme is d best brooo

Have been a product of his grace...

My life is going forward, onward and forward..
Am alwayz better dan d last time.

i am blessed....

i am blessed....

Woa weekend

Some1 help shut d back door||charles shaw..and da SENSUAL..1love u guys are made

Sensual Man: MICROBIOLOGY CLASS OF 2012

k..he read engineering..elect/ elect precisely..nice meeting u..u rock dude!

Sensual Man: OMO-BOURNVITA-MAC I'VE BN SEEING U SINCE MAWNIN AND U DNT WANNA GIV US SITUATION REPORT.
THE MEETING STIL DEY ON?
U PEEPS R NOT EVEN SURE OF BATCH C SEF, I WILL RECOMMEND MARCH BATCH A 2014

ha sensual man take it easy with them plzz..wat dept did u finished from cause my younger broo also finished from igbenedio

There is time 4 everything; a time 2 make ur O' level, a time 2 seek 4 admission, a time 2 graduate, a time 2 serve ur country (NYSC), a time 2 seek 4 job, a time 2 search 4 a sweet egusi to marry(girl), and a time 2 produce some egusi seeds (children). But Trust me, a time 2 get a job is the most challenging part.well one step at a tyme sha

I didn't give up......;I moved on....;and have stepped up..#up and thankful#

Sensual Man: AM SORRY BRO, I WASN'T REFFEERING 2 U. I MISTOOK U 4 1 REGBE REGBE NAME LIKE DAT.
1 LOVE

sail on||----

tuktudicko: Rotfl
No worry bro, we go buy new one

abeg broo wen u reach camp..u help mi buy one 4 mamiii market,,,buy big1 oh!!

tuktudicko: This is d 2nd tym u r posting dis pix
Is anyone blowing out ur candle ?
Use LANTERN

still searching for it!! Did u c any

Lyfe will always go on

Lyfe goes on

Imanuelle: team uniport,

director is already on a flight to Abuja.

they worked on Saturday, and added new names,

list should be updated soon.





for regularization candidates, it's batch c. Hw did u got d info broo



uniport has ended mobilization.


.

broo xup with d info||wats d source of d info

tojahh: Una Goodafternoon O°˚˚˚°, how's everyone doing, where's Shaw, Sensual, Winnie, coefoe, Yemmit, Uniquexty, Uniportplayplay, Halima, Crazyman, Uncle Ogbeche, Lewizily and osigipurr.... If Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ hia U̶̲̥̅̊я name say present!!! Team #IMO#

present sir!!!!!!!!!!wat d do!

Just had a call from a frend who work in fct telling mii dat nysc on a plan to restructure the batch B 2013 tyme table....saying camp has never opened in june ..its gonna be july 2nd

Prospective batch b kopers..plz give us amnesty...we tired of waiting oh

Gone are dose dayz wey guyz dey prepare for UME. *NYSC* on ma mind

Yess boss

Am just have some freeking thoughts after I read a friends status..
He said, "What if MTN was to sponsor NYSC? That means there wil be no SERVICE..
And I added..

What if FC BARCA were to be a CHURCH, after yesterday's march? There wouldnt be a WINNER'S CHAPEL,

What if DEEPER LIFE were the owners of ETISALAT??!....
Oya!. I need your Op, on dis...