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Evarie: hahaha,surprise 2 see dis topic,4 me i had mine jst ystday. Dis is d test am suppose 2 go 4 since march due to d fear i keep on postponin it,finally i made up my mind 2 knw my status.after i was counsel,then d test, finally d result came out,d nurse really scared me,she called my name n ask me 2 sit beside her which i did,she askd me wen last did go 4 dis test i luk at her wt fear,she said well even if u r negative or positive is neva d end of life but wat matters is living a gud lifestyle n bra bra bra.finally she told me am negetive 2 my surprise i huged her n she said ,hey dnt be pleased yet make she u cum bk 4 anoda test in 3mnth time cos is alwaz necessary.mehn i took my bag n tell who eva cares dat am negative.

hmmmmmmmmmmm so tel me hw many guys wer u calculating in ur head dat cud have penetrated ur punny wit such a time reading bomb.

kunletiwoo: wats dat?

1.if u luk closely at da punny wit a red lamp...cos dats wot i put on in ma rum wen i wana get down..and u observe dat da lips below gives u secondary kolors,run for dear lyf if not enjoy da ride.

i screen ol da punny i wanna put ma head into...just incase....aids no de show 4 face de say, buh e de show 4 dat place......i kan tel if she has it.......der ar pointers....hahehe

ol of ya ar shouting negative,!! negative!!!......wer did da positives go to? In mathematics :negative,negative is positive o.....just saying.

1.endtime 2.breaking point. 3.clash of titans

a fairy tale ending of tom and jerry.watch out for this two in bba upville house. keagan has alot up his sleeves

This morning the hideout of boko haram was raided at dambari kano opp. Buk new site.bombs were discoverd.instead of securin them the force men shot at the bombs and the bombs exploded.dambari is student residential area opp. The school

Guy,if em lyk make em turn am upside dwn,e no fit b lyk lagoz....

Na only yoruba de lagos ni?

What s with the yoruba only bruhaha..mtcheeeewwww

I was having a case study of the avearage naija guy and his hustles....if a girl goes through such I promise you she d̶̲̥̅̊ reach menopause in her twenties...am not hating,just saying.

Seun I luv U̶̲̥̅̊....nothin breaks dat doesn't start with you..I don't knoow hoW to sing that's why I listen..-i jst talk on the beat..tyt song...

Just heard the news

Abi?

true? Nt true? Depends?

Because there are reports that those found wanting are jonathan's Campain financiers.and as the saying goes,he who pays the piper,dictates the music.

Hollannde wins sarkozy..

Paris (CNN) -- French President Nicolas Sarkozy conceded to challenger Francois Hollande Sunday as results from exit polls and official tallies in the runoff election came in.

"I take the responsibility for this loss," Sarkozy said from his Paris campaign headquarters, as members of the crowd shouted, "No!"

"I'm ready to become a French person amongst French people, and more than ever I have the love for my country deeply ingrained in my heart," Sarkozy said.

With more than two-thirds of votes counted, Hollande was leading with 50.8% to Sarkozy's 49.2%, the nation's Interior Ministry said.

Exit polls said Hollande won 51.9% of the vote, France 2 television reported.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/05/06/world/europe/france-election/index.html

okey guys let's view it from this perspective:medically the amount of spermatozoa produced in the balls of a man per seconds,if he downloads that in just one girl.personally I think that's going to burst her ovaries.that's where the need for other girls to distribute comes in.as for the girls, in trying to look for the real guy that is readily not available, she can't just help but play with the bad ones for the main time...

Superglue the opening.

Have been thinking a lot about this..the most faithful naija guy has 5 girlfriends and the most faithful naija girl has 2 boyfriends.proovE me wrong.

Is it true that there are no virgins in naija again? That the only one we have is virgin nigeria aircraft..

The president is clueless,the governor has no plan,the police has lost its strategy,the army? Their tactics aint working either, parents please if you love your children, move them to other schools away from the north.or else the president would be adressing you next with his condolences.

The preSident himself isn't safe,how much more students in buk.in kano now ,routes tO police baracks are closed.why you may ask? They are running ,running For dear life.how much more unarmed student.I guess unLess their parents wants them to use their buckets and spoons to protect themselves, they should act fast,or its their wards the president would be reading his next words of condolences on.

The president himself isn't safe.for crying out loud he asked for security in isreal to come guard aso rock.he has lost hope in his commander in chief title.he said in his own very words that terrorism is a global thing,nigeria is having its own share.in other words,your president is saying his hands are tied and dat you should pray to whatever God you have.if its sango?scream to it.if its voodoo? Shout to it, because what the presiDent did is a pointer that every one is on his own.

I had a crush on ha heavy bakside....wantd 2 si hw she tastEd...