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what happens to the Physics

are there any IJEBU girl on the land - Holla

Smack Dat - Akon (Konvict)

to whoeva

A small boy gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and passes his recently divorced mother's bedroom. He hears moaning and looks in her bedroom and sees her completely nude, rubbing herself all over and saying, "I need a man, I need a man, ".

The small boy continues to the bathroom and then back to bed. This same thing happens several nights in a row, until one evening when he looks in her bedroom a man is making passionate love to his mother. The boy quickly runs back into his room, tears off all of his clothes, jumps into bed and starts rubbing himself all over, saying, "I need a bike, I need a bike, "

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00.

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks,

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its lights, and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant , twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better.

F - For

F - Food

O - Only

Tupack rocks?

Re you trynna say he did a collabo with Linkin Park?

4rm his Girl Friend

The fact that shes got the support and backups of her Production crew does not make her the best, they re giving it to her cos she is 'still' the Best Female under the Label / Production name,

Don't tell me if you give same advantage to B L A I S E [/b]she would not beat [b]BOUQUI hands down ,

Newayz, despite the fact that I give BLAISE my hat tip , I still and always would respect BOUQUI anytime anyday (she is after my heart as far as best female rapper is concerned)

Osho[b]Free[/b]

@ gianni , something is missen from your recent post

what were you trynna point out?

and has gotten more powerful capabilities to Sasha,

YAYANKPO - Apostle Okadigbo

na because u dey come see am late na, you dey come when the monkey don show skills finish,

dead but lives on , 4life

The Corrs always,

Ahead Of Da Game - Blackface

and if my guest is as good as yours , true beauty is and always rated from the narulity of it, so what makes the 'OMO Ts' think Stella has not gotten a upper hand in this debate?