₦airaland Forum

Oyind17:
Body dey inside cloth

As you vex for me, me self dey vex for you but we go settle that one for corner...

You cook anything yet? My belle dey rumble

Oyind17:
How do you mean? Available for what?

You too like questions... How body?

Oyind17:
mountain of fire? or lord chosen

Never mind jare...


If you no go sey I dey poke nose.. Aren't you missing you boo? Me ayam available o

Oyind17:
Fine, I vex for you but I'm good now. How was service today?

Same old jare....Normal routine..

Na church wey dey use prayer shift mountain I dey go o.. We nearly shift one mountain today

Oyind17:
little finger, I no dey vex for u

Correct gurl... How you dey and what have you been up to?

Oyind17:
hi, Dear

You stil dey vex for me abi...

Oya take 5 and go and vex no more

Sorry OP, it seem you have the necessary certification in deciphering an ugly gurl... So, which category are you?

kimbra:
Ok, so I was on a thread a guy made and was complaining of what NIPOST officials did to a shipment he ordered. 'cause I used Nigerian NIPOST I made some contributions. Someone on that thread needed to buy something abroad so he contacted me to help him place the order. I declined 'cause it was drugs I wasn't so sure of the compositions. I would have taken the job if I had enough convictions to. We met online right?. What part of manner of approach don't you get?, you're still stuck up in your ideas.

Believe me when I said I don't understand a hook of what you wrote up there....


We were just having a civilised discuss til you start throwing mild tantrums..


Truth hurts.. Enjoy your day, sweetheart

kimbra:
The nairalanders who exchange contact do so either for business purpose or relationship, and it still boils down to manner of approach. I'm not crusifying anyone for exchanging contacts but the conditions surrounding how the contact was asked for is the subject here. You don't disrespect a girl and expect her to give you her contact. And a girl who gives out her contact to a guy who didn't show regard/respect is worthless. You should know that.

So, people exchange contacts on Nairaland for relationship and business? Can you enter a relationship with someone you don't even know in real life? If your stranger thingy is something to go by, what happens online stays online... So why Give your contact to people you meet online?

I have said this before and I'll reiterate. Stop making it look/sound as if all what men think about is a girl's contact. Believe me, other things matters...

kimbra:
One rule of dating I know is. You don't sleep with a man on a first date. You give it more time to know what he really wants from you. As for your latter question, any girl would give a guy she admires her number. There's a difference between when your crush demands for your contact and when a total stranger you know nothing of does so.

I wasn't generalising, you perceived it to be so and still in this era where the world has evolved. Women are still not expected to approach men. It has disadvantages.

I laid emphasis on the first because that's how far an average Nigerian girl can go. When they are open to series of meeting with the guy and with the influence of other things, they tend to bend rules. On no condition whatsoever should a girl sleep with a guy except she is sure they are gonna get married.

Why I cited that instance is... Why do you have to crucify girls who give their contacts out and still find a way to not sleep with their subject.

Girls who look simple on the outside are in fact the most principled and rudimental. You just have to get close to them for you know to know..

My argument is simple. The fact that she exchange contact with you doesn't mean she's gonna sleep with you. Girls that prove hard to get, are always the easiest to get laid. Why? In most cases, they bring ego and self acclaimed self esteem into the scheme of things while they being wooed so as to pass a simple message to their admires and those following the process that they are not cheap. Now, after wooing such girl, ask if she's done sex before and see her reaction...

To the stranger thingy, friendship don't just spring up from sky. Most Nairalanders exchange contacts, so are you seriously gonna say that is a bad idea?

So long as you don't fvck a stranger, making a stranger a friend in a mild way shouldn't be crucified expecially, when a thing or two is attractive about him..

kimbra:
If securing a girl's contact matter then why do you guys ask for it?, I'm hyping anything. Just stating how it should be.

I've been reading your post all along. Believe me, the manner with which you generalize is alarming..

"just starting how it should be"... Lols

Gone are those old good days when men were the one doing the chase. The world has evolved. The growing ratio of female to male has in a way proved that...

Now, with the notion that "boyfriend are all over but husbands aren't", ladies has taken it upon themselves to start the ground running by being the one to initiate a conversation with a guy they admire... Doing so, are you seriously gonna tag those ladies as cheap?

I have seen a decent girl who knows what she wants being the first to collect a guy contact. See, it all about knowing what you want and the manner with which you address that matters alot.

I've been following your post all along.

Between a girl who after stressing a guy for her contact and sleep with him at first date and a girl who out of meekness and knowing what she wants gave her contact to a guy, without sleeping with him..


Which one is cheap

kimbra:
Your manner of approach matters for a girl to give you her contact. Some would even seat and whistle at you as if you're a dog and expect you to walk to them.

This whole opera about securing a girl's contact is over hyped and guess who's doing the over hyping, you.

What appeals to A may certainly not appeal to B. Stop making it seem all that matters in this planet earth is "a girl contact"


Other things matter

I call that double blessing

Of Amarabae isn't twerking in the video, count me out

The Lord indeed is our strength

Bumbae1:
I sleep there Na everyday ..
But try another lady Iamdaisy .. now her ass is way berra Thank me later

Dafuq is that?

Let's talk specifics... How can we work tat ass?

Bumbae1:
U want make pastor commit sin abi Already been to church o ..

If we can't carry tat ass to church, other places might just do...
Shey you no go sleep for church na? And no be everyday you dey go church?

Bumbae1:
This ass belong to jesus no try am no look my dp again make u no go fall for pit
Btw did you go to church


Go and sin no more

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/contempt.gif

If you won make I carry that ass go church, count me in

Bumbae1:
Oh Really

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/gosling-disaproves.gif

I'm feeling ya baby... Sup with tat ass?

Bumbae1:
The problem is most ladies dont even know what orgasm is and still yet to experience

Lol

U cant fake it ... i repeat can't n if u succeed den the guy must be a Virgin and not experience ..
it is very very hard to achieve...

I like people who talk from experience.


Don't mind all this baby fuckerrs

PokeTotoBoy:
I know, but waytin I go do na
Oya vamoose

I no go blame you. Shey you don dey suck the boob na...

Me ayam vamoosed o

PokeTotoBoy:
Hahaha... thanks for the upload... my eyes have honoured it... is ms mhsbliss present in this forum. I f such is in here u ova been summoned to come explain yaself

Oga, you missed road o. Why you dey quote me?

Abi na me dey upload pix? I just weak

jakandeola:
na so be wise brother no let woman play u

Imagine one Yeye gurl I met on Facebook. After chatting for about a week, she start requesting for money. As a sharp guy na... I told her me and you never start to dey date na..


Jakande, my real G

doctorofgirls:
will be uploading and removing the picture every ten minutes

Oya upload now

Where is lalasticlala self.


Jakes my nigga. People may find it hard to understand but believe me, I understand every bit of your post

Oyind18:
Lol, I no dey vex, just don't like when someone lie to me

I wasn't lying o. But you ll surely here from me tomorrow

Oyind18:
If you wanna

Now, my baby is upset.
Sweetheart, please na

Oyind18:
Nothing

Do I need to notify you when Seu.n fix the damn thing

Oyind18:
You no gree me trust you.

Now that I've exhausted all options, what do you think we can do?

GraceM2017:
Some peeps have been invited for another interview. Good luck to everyone

emeroking, were you amongst the 18 Engineers who sat for written interview at Dufil glass house, Surulere around September last year for the position of site Engineer?

Grace, what position are you being interviewed for?

BTW, those people don't seem too serious with the recruitment... My opinion tho

Oyind18:

Oyin you don't always trust me. Why?

Oyind18:
still waiting

Oyin, I'm really sorry taking too long to get back to you. I've tried severally but it seems I'm currently having issues sending.. I have reported the ish, however