I Thought She Needed My Help
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About to go to campus 2 for lectures. At the bus stop a girl in front of me was wearing a skin tight miniskirt. When the bus came, she was to get in before me. When it was her turn to get in, she realised that her skirt was so tight that she could not get her foot high enough to reach the step.

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Surprise! Surprise Birthday Gift For My Wife
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I took my wife outside our house. Happy birthday darling! I said. Thank you honey! She acknowledged, and asked, where is my birthday gift?

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Human Beings Are Being Used For Experiments In Abuja Hospital
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A doctor was teaching a group of medical I.T students the different kinds of madness, in a psychiatric hospital in Abuja. There were no mad people for the experiments. So the hospital management gave a contract of one million naira to a bus driver to go and bring mad people.

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Lemon Juice -How To Lighten Skin With It
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The instructions on how to use lemon juice to whiten skin aren’t difficult If you’d like to know. Lemon juice has remain a time- honoured treatment for any skin type. Lemon juice is an all round skin treatment if only you can keep a few safety precautions in mind while using lemon juice. How to lighten Skin with Lemon Juice: Lemon juice is an astringent that has natural bleaching properties. If using lemon juice to lighten skin, note that you cannot drastically alter skin tone using lemons. At best, skin will brighten a few shades lighter. The effects aren’t permanent.

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What Goes Around In An Animal's World Doesn't Comes Around
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He reared thirty young hens, my late grandpa. It got to a time he felt the one and only old rooster was getting old to perform and he decided to buy a new one, this time, a young one. The old rooster welcomed the young one saying, you are welcome to join me Mr Young, we will work together towards productivity. What do you mean?

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Fulani Herdsman Becomes A Doctor
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A fulani herdsman in our locality was in our community's school field feeding his cows and noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He picked up his Nokia torch.

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Church Elder Stops And Made A U-Turn From Adultery Road On Hearing Wife's Prayer
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An elder in our church told his wife on a friday morning that he was going to a three day deliverance conference. His wife said, okay, that they should pray before he leaves. He agreed.

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Father Beats Son For Disrupting Get Together With Wife In Bed At Night
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Today, I remember a short time ago when I used to teach in a private nursery school. A pupil of mine had come to class in the morning like this with trademark on his face. What happened? I asked. Uncle,

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SWEARING-IN DAY
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The senator-elect took a few deep breaths and tried to calm the pounding in his chest. This was it! This was the final stage. He sat, looking outwardly calm in his pure white lace material, gold watch, gold necklace and a heavily encrusted gold ring on his index finger. His shoes shone with a resplendence that was unequaled even among his peers. He exuded his own sweet atmosphere, the perfume he was wearing had been ordered from Italy the day before.

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My Youngest Brother Regrets Passing His Exam
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Last term, my youngest brother Nedu who is still in secondary school asked my mum if he passes his exam, what would she buy him. My mum told him she'll buy him anything he wishes. Lol, at the end of the term.

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MONEY MAKING IDEAS 101
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Here are some money making tips for you. You can take them with a pinch of salt or with a cube of sugar. ***************** - Become a dating guru It is no secret that some people have a natural ability of attracting the opposite sex and are more successful at dating. There are guys who walk into a room, an occasion, a party etc and when they leave, they leave with twenty phones numbers gotten from the ladies in the room while others struggle to get a single phone number.

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MONEY MAKING IDEAS 101
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Here are some money making tips for you. You can take them with a pinch of salt or with a cube of sugar. ***************** - Become a dating guru It is no secret that some people have a natural ability of attracting the opposite sex and are more successful at dating. There are guys who walk into a room, an occasion, a party etc and when they leave, they leave with twenty phones numbers gotten from the ladies in the room while others struggle to get a single phone number.

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A NIGERIAN’S TALE FROM A TRIP TO BEIJING
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12 hours later and it’s touch down Beijing in the company of a pumped Enactus UCD team from Dublin. We had been crowned champions of Ireland a couple of months and were now to present the award winning project — Generation Accommodation on a world stage. I have tried to capture moments, memories, and happenings in little packets and themes as shown below. Enjoy. I had arrived the Dublin airport with two bags — both able to fit in the cabin and weighing under 10KG each. After debating with myself I checked-in the bigger bag only to arrive Beijing and no bag on the belt.

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HOW TO FIND OUT IF SHE IS A WIFE MATERIAL USING THE UDARA (AGBALUMO, CHERRY) TEST
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The Udara fruit is a popular fruit that blooms during the dry season in Nigeria. When the fruit is at its peak season between December – April, you can see it everywhere you go; At street corners, in the market stalls, in traffic holdups hawked by street hawkers etc. To avoid confusion I am talking about the small roundish shaped fruit with yellowish to reddish-brown colouration botanically referred to as Chrysophyllum albidum. Udara is cherished by the ladies, they are the major consumers of this fruit.

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I See Things Others Do not See (2)
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I soon got to understand that most people couldn’t see what I could. I remember when I was only five and there was this woman that used to frequent our house. A good friend of my mom’s, she was in the same church council meeting with her and so the two of them used to meet often at our house which was closer to the church to discuss various issues. Anytime this woman saw my dad she would literally catch fire.

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The Pride Of Womanhood
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The woman is a special creature Beautiful skillful and of a simple nature She is warm and brings so much pleasure To the men folk that she nurtures She is indeed a great treasure.

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The Pride Of Womanhood
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The woman is a special creature Beautiful skillful and of a simple nature She is warm and brings so much pleasure To the men folk that she nurtures She is indeed a great treasure.

Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/pride-womanhood/

Village girls finally showed what they were Hiding in public
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I was going to the farm and saw three girls swimming at the nearby stream. I stopped by and stood close to where they left their clothes.

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HOW TO FIND OUT IF HE IS A HUSBAND MATERIAL USING THE REMOTE CONTROL TEST
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We are using the remote control test to find out if he is a husband material. Yes I said the “remote control” test! Don’t raise your eyebrows because I am not talking about the evil remote control from the village.

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Man sues Star Lager Beer for destroying his life
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Edafe, my neighbour, who clocked 51 recently, sat outside his house a day after his birthday, sad, regretting how his life is ending up. No wife, no children, no job. There was a crate of star lager beer bottles in front of him.

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Son breaks Mother's heart saying new born Baby is worthless
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My sister who got married last year puts to bed. But sadly, the baby was born with no ears. When she came back home from the maternity, I was about visiting her when my son cried after me that he wants to go with me. I told him not to, but he insisted.

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Delta school that doesn't use the Bible to Teach C.R.S
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The permanent secretary for basic and secondary education in Delta state Dr Mrs Obi-Adakpo M.C went visiting schools last week. One school she did not left behind was a school deep in the heart of Warri in which most permanent secretaries before her had refused visiting.

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