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Religion / Re: Lawrence Kozak, Catholic Priest Stole ₦55M From Church Money To Play Candy Crush by lifezone247(m): 10:21pm On May 07
PurestBoy:


Wow! You're in level 15263. I bow for you oo. You be boss. When I get to your level, I'll quote you here
oya na bro good luck 👍
Religion / Re: Lawrence Kozak, Catholic Priest Stole ₦55M From Church Money To Play Candy Crush by lifezone247(m): 3:09pm On May 07
PurestBoy:


Been playing for 7yrs and this is my level for free. 15123. Only play while chilling with drinks after work or when looking for sleep. Addictive though
update the app youbare still using the old version. The level has gone pass this stage with miles.

Religion / Re: Lawrence Kozak, Catholic Priest Stole ₦55M From Church Money To Play Candy Crush by lifezone247(m): 3:06pm On May 07
Sultty:
no be the same candy crush I've been playing for 5 years and I've gotten to level 3078 for free?? All these oyinbos sef no know suffering at all like looking at their priorities
been playing for over 10years and I’m at level 15k plus I have never bough anything.

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Sports / Re: Osimhen Refuses To Celebrate After Scoring Against Maduka Okoye by lifezone247(m): 8:16am On May 07
Osimhen opened the scoring for the Serie A leaders with a towering first-half header but refused to celebrate against compatriot and friend Maduka Okoye in the Udinese goal.

Napoli wey dey 8th for table done turn serie A leaders abi?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (5 - 0) On 23rd April 2024 by lifezone247(m): 9:43pm On Apr 23
Freshtruth:
All this 5 goals would had been useful against Bayern
but it’s now very useful against chelshit

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (5 - 0) On 23rd April 2024 by lifezone247(m): 9:12pm On Apr 23
GEJDHERO:
Why is PALMER not playing
injury against man city last Saturday
Sports / Re: Barcelona Atletico Exit The Champions League by lifezone247(m): 10:00am On Apr 17
Last night was crazy damm!!

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Don’t Believe I ‘Died, Resurrected’ – Oladips by lifezone247(m): 11:24am On Apr 11
As per Jesus wey you be na. SMH 🤦

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Arsenal 0 - 6 On 4th March 2024 by lifezone247(m): 9:40pm On Mar 04
Rice don done at 5 ohh who want come chop?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Arsenal 0 - 6 On 4th March 2024 by lifezone247(m): 9:38pm On Mar 04
Laple0541:
Upon all this gragra


Na third Arsenal go still carry
the way Chelsea and Man U fans are looking at arsenal right now.😜😜

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Politics / ‪NCS Announces A 90-day Window For Payment Of Import Duty On Vehicles‬. by lifezone247(m): 1:29pm On Mar 03
PRESS RELEASE

APPROVAL OF 90-DAY WINDOW FOR PAYMENT OF IMPORT DUTY ON IMPROPERLY IMPORTED VEHICLES

1. In a proactive move to enhance compliance and streamline import processes, the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS), under the directive of the Honourable Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, is pleased to announce a 90-day window for regularizing import duties on specific categories of vehicles.

2.This initiative applies solely to vehicles imported into Nigeria where the requisite customs duty has not been fulfilled or vehicles detained due to undervaluation.

3.While we strive for inclusivity, it is important to clarify that vehicles seized and condemned will not be released under this arrangement and shall be forfeited to the Federal Government in accordance with extant regulations.

4.All vehicle owners, Importers/Agents seeking to regularize import duties on their vehicles are required to apply to the Zonal Coordinators (Zones A, B, C, D) and CAC FCT Command. They must submit the necessary available documents and process Vreg in line with the Federal Ministry of Finance directives for the registration of imported motor vehicles.

5.Valuation and assessment of the vehicles will be carried out using the VIN valuation method. Import Duty and a 25% penalty shall be paid in tandem with the import guidelines, procedures, and documentation requirements for used vehicles under the Destination Inspection Scheme in Nigeria (2013) and the Nigeria Customs Service Act 2023. Also, duty payments must be made using the Procedure Code specifically created for this exercise.

6.This initiative reflects our unwavering commitment to facilitating compliance. We encourage all stakeholders to capitalize on this opportunity within the stipulated timeframe.

ABDULLAHI MAIWADA
Chief Superintendent of Customs
National Public Relations Officer
for Comptroller General of Customs
03 March 2024

https:///customsng/status/1764260681245663524?s=46&t=7vAMpfACRfZPAAR6GfJFKw

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle (4 - 1) On 24th February 2024 by lifezone247(m): 7:47pm On Feb 24
AuwalYusuf812:
We will thrash Newcastle.

We will make a statement today 😡😡😡
👍👍👍

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by lifezone247(m): 9:05pm On Feb 11
Either team should just win in regulation time, to avoid story that touch the hart pls.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by lifezone247(m): 5:11pm On Feb 09
Either team should win in regulation time pls. To avoid stories that touch the hart🤨
Sports / Re: AFCON: We’ll Lift Trophy For Those Who Died Watching Us, Nigeria — Super Eagles by lifezone247(m): 11:40am On Feb 09
Make una sha win in regulation time b4 una go kill more on Sunday🙄
Sports / Re: What Is Your Prediction On Nigeria Vs Angola? by lifezone247(m): 1:37pm On Feb 02
Nigeria is wining the AFCON. The problem is that politicians will count it as an achievement in their administration 😞😞
Politics / Re: Those Opposing Relocation Of CBN, FAAN Depts Are Mischief-Makers – Shettima by lifezone247(m): 11:25am On Jan 28
tunjijones:


Coming back to Lagos to do what exactly sir?
no worry yourself bro. That’s the plan.
Politics / Re: Those Opposing Relocation Of CBN, FAAN Depts Are Mischief-Makers – Shettima by lifezone247(m): 9:27am On Jan 28
Federal capital coming back to Lagos soon. Bookmark this comment.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by lifezone247(m): 9:54pm On Jan 27
Akwamkpuruamu:
Make dem cancel this ball and see if Ogun no go kee them
😂😂😂😂😂😂 guy dey calm down small na baba!!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by lifezone247(m): 9:32pm On Jan 27
kennosklint:
How is that offside?
I wonder why😳
Sports / Re: Australian Open Semi-finals: Sinner Stuns Djokovic by lifezone247(m): 4:23pm On Jan 26
abhosts:
If sinner was African, they would have told him to change his name else he won't prosper.
im telling you my brother
Sports / Re: Egypt Vs Ghana : AFCON 2023 (2 - 2) On 18th January 2024 by lifezone247(m): 10:11pm On Jan 18
Angelfrost:
Salah, you better be properly injured...

Let's not see you wearing jersey this weekend or the upper weekend in England. tongue
Jurgen Klopp right now.😁😁😁

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Middlesbrough Vs Chelsea FA Cup (1 - 0) On 9th January 2024 by lifezone247(m): 9:53pm On Jan 09
Op it’s not FA cup, it’s a EFL cup. Like carling cup, now Carabao cup.

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Science/Technology / Re: What's This Light Travelling In The Sky? (photo) by lifezone247(m): 10:16am On Jan 09
sonofElElyon:
Sign for our generation... modified... starlink...
I am an old nairalander and i buy P.I. coins at N300. I can meet physically if seller is in Lagos
I have over 2k pie and ready to sale.
Travel / Re: Christmas In Badagry by lifezone247(m): 11:52pm On Dec 10, 2023
princessbecky:
I want to spend my Christmas in Badagry (Badagry fair) But don’t know how to go about

Any clue will be appreciated.
08029126176 chat or call when you are ready I promise to take care of you and show you interesting places, you will never regret visiting the historical town.

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Foreign Affairs / Shakira Due To Go On Trial In Spain Over Tax Fraud Claims. by lifezone247(m): 10:53am On Nov 20, 2023
Colombian singer is accused of defrauding authorities of €14.5m and could face jail if found guilty

Shakira, the Latin Grammy-winning singer, is due in court in Barcelona on Monday on charges of defrauding the Spanish tax authorities of €14.5m (£12.7m).
The 46-year-old Colombian musician, who lives in Miami with her two children, could face up to eight years in jail and a €24m fine if found guilty.
The case is based on the assertion that in the years 2012 to 2014 Shakira spent more than six months as a Spanish resident, thus making her liable for tax, a claim she denies.
In order to prove she was a Spanish resident, the prosecution has called 117 witnesses, among them hairdressers, studio technicians, dance teachers, therapists, beauticians, gynaecologists and her chauffeur.

The singer accuses the tax authorities of running a campaign to tarnish her image and to make an example of her to other Spanish taxpayers, while the prosecution claims she deliberately set out to defraud the exchequer by hiding her earnings in tax havens.
“These are false accusations,” Shakira said in an interview last year. “First of all, I didn’t spend 183 days per year at that time at all. I was busy fulfilling my professional commitments around the world. Second, I’ve paid everything they claimed I owed, even before they filed a lawsuit. So, as of today I owe zero to them.
“The Spanish tax authorities saw that I was dating a Spanish citizen and started to salivate. It’s clear they wanted to go after that money no matter what. They knew I wasn’t in Spain the required time, that Spain wasn’t my place of work or my source of income, but they still came after me, with their eyes on the prize.”

Amid rumours that she has rejected a plea deal that would keep her out of jail, the trial is expected to last until 14 December. Whatever the outcome of the case, the singer faces separate charges of failing to pay €6.6m in taxes in 2018.
Shakira separated from her partner Gerard Piqué last year after he allegedly had an affair, and she went on to have a hit with a “diss” track in which she sings: “I’m worth two 22-year-olds … You swapped a Ferrari for a [Renault] Twingo/You swapped a Rolex for a Casio.” The song was viewed 63m times in 24 hours, a YouTube record.
“People on my team tried to convince me to change the lyrics, but I’m not a UN diplomat,” Shakira said in an interview with ¿Hola! magazine. “I’m an artist and, above all, a woman.”
Last week, Shakira won three Latin Grammy awards, including best song, at a ceremony in Seville.

https://amp.theguardian.com/music/2023/nov/19/shakira-faces-eight-years-in-jail-over-spanish-tax-claims

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Burnley (3 - 1) On 11th November 2023 by lifezone247(m): 5:13pm On Nov 11, 2023
MrPOTUS:



Abeg how many African players good?

Abi u no know say football for Africa don degenerate, no more good players, not even a hand full.

How many dey assnal?.

No mention Saka coz he's English.

And city also have Akanji.
mohammed elneny and Tomas patey

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Business / Re: Traders At Alaba Rago Marker Rush To Clean-up The Market (Pictures) by lifezone247(m): 8:14am On Oct 25, 2023
Cantonese:


The entire road from Volkswagen to Igbo Elerin , but with emphasis of Okokomaiko, Cassidy, PPL, and then Alaba Rago need serious enforcements. The uncountable tents built in the middle of the highway between Alaba Rago and Okokomaiko should be dismantled. The “iron kwande”, condemned plastic chairs and household furniture in the road should. E thrown somewhere. Then those who sell rice o the road should move into their shops. That place is a haven for criminals.
oil full your head very well my brother, I drive from and to BADAGRY almost everyday, when I get to these section you mentioned I shake my head.

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Celebrities / Re: On Pastor Tunde Bakare Opinion On Mohbad Passing (my Honest Response) by lifezone247(m): 2:29pm On Sep 26, 2023
Psalmistproject:
This shouldn't be here on fp!

It can remain in the religious forum..
or probably in the comments section of the previous thread.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 2) On 24th September 2023 by lifezone247(m): 11:59am On Sep 24, 2023
Stanislause94:
I can tell you’re a man utd fan, bad belle
Man U fans are nice people and seems to support Arsenal more. This one is a tipical chelshit loser fan I can guarantee you bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs PSV Eindohven UCL (4 - 0) On 20th September 2023 by lifezone247(m): 8:46pm On Sep 20, 2023
thatigboman:
I swear, wount happen
👍👍👍

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs PSV Eindohven UCL (4 - 0) On 20th September 2023 by lifezone247(m): 8:45pm On Sep 20, 2023
Demurray:
Omo, the game is over, the boys are too good .
Up, up gunners
mean while in the second thread below this some people dey collect grin

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