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A man is in bed with his wife when there’s a knock, knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning. He thinks that he just happily ignore it and tries to go back to sleep.

However, a louder knock follows.

“Aren’t you going to answer that?” His wife who is also awake now asks.

Not wanting a row he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs and opens the door to be greeted by a man standing outside.

“Hey mate,” says the stranger, “can you give me a push please?”
“You’re joking! It’s half past three in the morning. I was in bed fast asleep,” says the man and shuts the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened.

“That’s charming”, she says, “Don’t you remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way home, you had to knock at that house to get help? What would have happened if they had refused us?”

“OK, OK” he says in resignation, and gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door but can’t see the stranger anywhere. So he shouts, “Hello, do you still want a push?”

In the distance a voice cries out, “Yes please.”

Still unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”

“Over here, on the swings.”

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The movie 2012 has swept the globe, in which every single character is portrayed successfully with the dark and bright sides of human nature. Have you watched the movie? How is it to you? Do you know who are you in the movie? Do you know which character is like you the most? Let’s get the test to know who you are.

Question: If you don’t have 1 billion euros to get on the spaceship which can take you away from the earth, what will you do?

A. Disguise yourself as staff on the ship.
B. Work your ass off to get the money.
C. Stay with your family until death parts you while thinking about the solutions.
D. Sit where you are and wait for the death to come.
E. Figure out some other way to get on the ship.

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Here is a test. In a homicide scene, a young woman has been murdered. The woman’s hand was clutching a broken lipstick. Please use your intuition to consider the reasons for her death.

A. A robber was broken into the house, and robbed money and raped woman
B. The boyfriend’s revenge for her faithless
C. The man, who love her but have no courage to tell the woman, did
D. Killed by rival in Relationship

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If you have the chance to take part in a trip to visit the world’s breath-taking landscape, one activity of which is to make you stand in front of a particular window, press a button and you can watch the landscape that you have never seen before. Which one of the following do you want to see?
A. The rugged mountain full of challenges
B. Any scenery that is related to food
C. A kind of grass land scenery
D. Overlooking scenery with the sea and the sky in one line



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People always think that they are brilliant and smarter than others, but in fact a simple question could screw you in just 30 seconds. 60% of people around the world can not figure the following question out within 30 seconds. Can you? Yes, I am challenging you. With your high IQ, could you just tell me what day it is today? I am waiting…

Seven People are debating upon what day today is.

A:” The day after tomorrow is Wednesday.”
B:” No. Today is Wednesday.”
C:” You are both wrong. Tomorrow is Wednesday.”
D:” Nonsense. Today is neither Monday, nor Tuesday, nor Wednesday.”
E:” I am sure that today is Friday.”
F:” No. That is not true. Yesterday was Tuesday.”
G:” No matter what, today is not Sunday.”

Actually there is only one person who is right.

Question: what day is it today?


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