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Politics / Re: Wike Receives N50 Billion For Capital Projects In FCT by Lilchilz(m): 7:52am On Jan 05
Wikes cut out of that money na like 30%

Awon werey.


Oloun ma ba ti yin je niii

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 11:37pm On Jan 04
Well

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 1:56pm On Dec 01, 2023
PastorFire:
My dear comrades,

As few of you were aware of yesterday, i was commissioned as an Assistant Superintendent of Narcotic yesterday by the NDLEA at Katon Rikkos Jos.

I go take break from this place small focus on my new assignment. But will be back to reply any BASTARD wey insult me here.

Congratulations to me & my colleagues. Also, congratulations to my manager, now the head of my business after years of togetherness. You too shall go places.

I thank my wife for making making time to drive down to celebrate with us. I dedicate this new life to our family.



Werey you wey don cast for here you wan use shame japa. We sabi your scope

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 8:51pm On Nov 27, 2023
Unigrad:

It is evidenctly clear that payment won't be possible this week.
Have you been able to access your Npower profile?

Not at all my gee I’m unable to access it


Them go pay my gee

Lets be hopeful 💯
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 4:43pm On Nov 27, 2023
PastorFire:


Good question grin

The guy stewpid like u



You go later run mad with no traces

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 4:42pm On Nov 27, 2023
PastorFire:


Good question grin

The guy stewpid like u



Onyara

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 1:06pm On Nov 27, 2023
PastorFire:


Very stewpid somborry, how does dis thread concern you? You just carry your pap-head brains go open thread for Npower wey dem don tell u bye-bye..

You have sound brains & those brains have kept u jobless & unable to feed or pay your house rent...
Hungry idiat
Nansense



Why you de insult him
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 1:01pm On Nov 27, 2023
LUAN:
Payment will not be made without opening the Npower portal, the portal is very necessary to beneficiary for you to confirm your details. They day the portal is open that is when you should start expecting your payment. And from the information I received, a New portal will be launch to take in new batch which is their major concern, the old npower has been suspended, the minister is planning to merge the Npower backlog of batch C with the New batch that is about to be open, this means during selection, the backlog batch C will be consider first.


The last payment disbursed was the portal updated ?

Abeg vamose your yeye talk comot here

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 8:22am On Nov 27, 2023
Vintage100:
Aswear if dem pay dis week, I go do small giveaway here.




Seconded
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 4:04pm On Nov 26, 2023
Vintage100:
You sef don start ur own update. Abeg some of us need dis money, make unah stop if nah false info.





It’s not false honestly

He assured me 💯 %

Lets be hopeful. It will surely be a good news
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 3:46pm On Nov 26, 2023
Hello house.


Please let us be rest assured Npower stipends is on its way. I just spoke to one of my uncle working in the ministry in Abuja who knows someone connected to the department in charge of Npower and what he said is that the payment is 100% guaranteed

Congratulations to all C2 in advance.


🕺 🎊 🎈 💃

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 3:44pm On Nov 24, 2023
ezenwaez:
Npower batch c have not been forgotten.



💯
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 3:23pm On Nov 24, 2023
PastorFire:


Hahahahahahahahahahahah grin grin

Poor man, whether paper o, phone or anything...show us your money grin grin

Poor bastard.. I don expose am finish grin

Dem form tech when na jobless NIS idiat



If you really need help i can assist you with some bitcoins at least you go use am busy foodstuffs and buy pampers for your kid stop using napkin on that innocent kid make e no get kraw kraw as you get am for your smelly ass

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 3:18pm On Nov 24, 2023
PastorFire:


Poor bastard, display your akant balance make i show u my own.. I get money pass your family grin


Display my account balance for what?


You’re just an empty barrel


People like you always survive on loans with bad credit score

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 3:14pm On Nov 24, 2023
PastorFire:


Hahahahahahahahahahahah


You be BIG FOOL i swear...larger fool sef grin grin

I no fit play game for phone again abi cheesy grin grin Big fool


Your mate they use phone do better things they make cool cash na game your useless ass they use am play. Why won’t you be broke and be depending on government funds.

I bet na napkin you de use as pampers for your kids at home


Spits.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 3:12pm On Nov 24, 2023
PastorFire:


See wetin dis fool dey call begging grin grin grin U think say i dey display akant number for here like you poor fools grin



You no get taste smelly ass


You’re just a piece of shiiiit

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 3:10pm On Nov 24, 2023
PastorFire:


Fool.. Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Frustration no make dis know wetin to find grin grin grin U no even sabi wetin be apk grin Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Dem dey buy apk grin

Fool


See how you are sounding like an illiterate vagabond


Why will you need a mobile game

Can’t your useless broken ass opt in for ps4 or ps5.


Oh werey i don forget say you no even de pay light bill and can’t even afford a generator

Onyo shii

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 3:01pm On Nov 24, 2023
PastorFire:


Hahahaha. U get job but I still get money pass ya papa grin


E don pain am grin

Jobless NIS applicant grin




Jobless broke stupid old fool

You no fit buy better ps4 or ps5 console na PES 2002/2005 for that your useless Nokia device u de seek help on.

Guy you are a broke ass aje

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 11:23am On Nov 24, 2023
PastorFire:
Noborry quote me again grin grin grin grin



Nansense


You think everyone is jobless as you..


Very stupid homo sapiens

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 8:38am On Nov 24, 2023
PastorFire:


Kuji dan duruuuuuuuuwa masiyaci arnan jahilin banza kowei


Zuriyarku duk jahilai ne
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 4:27am On Nov 24, 2023
PastorFire:


Dis one don go far grin grin

Nansense grin u won follow me drag thread abi



Werey you no get work…

Kai wawa ne kawai a cikin tufafin mutane

dan Adam mara hankali sosai.

Suna amfani da daukaka ku soya naman am ga almajiri na Kano

Na san matarka za ta ji zafin auren ka don ba ka da abin da za ka ba ta saboda rashin aikin yi, ka je ka sami tsohon alade.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 4:26am On Nov 24, 2023
Ekehwinz:
24-11-2023

undecided

All these wahala go end by this time next week.

Amin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 3:26pm On Nov 23, 2023
PastorFire:


Is dis begging NIS applicant grin grin grin grin grin


I collect 800k from government through a process you can only wish for your life... How is that begging? I seek for opportunities to add to my life just like Npower and i fit help u if 2say u get sense grin

Fool

E be lyk say u skip dis one grin


Olofo omo

U wey de live for room and parlor self contain boy’s quarters

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 10:10am On Nov 23, 2023
PastorFire:
What a life indeed grin Meat, egg and fish is a luxury for someone here grin

Egg wey i buy full crate on Saturday grin

🤷🏻‍♂️

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 3:40pm On Nov 22, 2023
PastorFire:


Your papa for house is born-stewpid & foolish grin

Na u go tire fool

You go later enter market last last nii

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 12:34pm On Nov 22, 2023
Curdlebug:


What do you mean he should not stoop to their level? Whose level?... Someone who is mentally deranged is on rampage running around nairaland mad and causing chaos, you are saying stoop to their level, in fact, You are just very stupid to begin with. Ass-kissing mxdxfxkx

No mind the Idiot.


Very stewpid fellow as if na hin mate in de follow yarn

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 10:51am On Nov 22, 2023
PastorFire:


Fool, you think I'm a coward.. When i posted my full house address here, u blind ni?

Na your papa blind omo werey
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 9:02am On Nov 22, 2023
PastorFire:


I told tell you say na broke bastard u be..Me dat I'm coming from Jos i can afford it. U wey dey Abuja no get tp..

It's better i don't waste my time for a noisemaker like u.. My own be say, no try dat nonsense with me again.

I fit treat your f**ck offline. I'm capable of doing dat



So na jos your papa de stay now again..

Interesting!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 2:58pm On Nov 21, 2023
PastorFire:


If you pity my wife, i no go pity your mother..



Oloshi

jobless useless fellow always interested in government funds..


You don cast guyyy.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 12:27pm On Nov 21, 2023
PastorFire:


See the useless NIS applicant wey dey display.

But you stupid o.. Make una count una self make i no how many f**ck up i go treat on Sunday.

Fool


Na just your wife i de pity cus after you are gone i go still de fuuuck her raw

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Batch C1 & C2 - 2023 by Lilchilz(m): 12:05pm On Nov 21, 2023
PastorFire:


Guy, i don excavate u finish. Na pity sef i come dey pity u.. U dey play with boys (first son for dat matter) dey para scores when na only u be score.. Say your papa don go and na you remain as only son, u com dey yarn dust.
We know how first son dey behave na. Na your mama i go take eye look.. No be your foolish mouth.

Small boy wey no sabi talk grin No be me go waste u.. I don see say, u just no get sense. No be color u dey fly, na foolishness.

No try dis tin again o.. No try am anywhere with boys if you no want make dem use your maale & others do scores... Na foolish mouth u jus get..Big Sharks no dey yarn petepete.
No be mouth or jim jim dem dey take do am.. No dey form Rambo for where Ram no dey.
Calm down look after your mama before dem go rip u for gutter.

Na for gutter mama dey carry guys like u.. Calm down o. Na brotherly love i dey show u so.



I go free u Emmanuel



Omoale wey no get job


If you got a busy job you won’t be digging shiiits on this forum.

I wish make i see you thank God u don see my kala before

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