₦airaland Forum

Sonnobax15:
If she has the mind to steal such plenty things from her work place,Oya just Imagine what the thief must have stolen from her boyfriend's house

Honestly,to see any banny for this GENZ generation wey no get small trace of thief for her DNA these days don dey very hard

Na God go help us wey be single men ...

Just remain single oo.. this genz children no get head at all..

Bobloco:
I am asking "where are the it will favour me and my family" crew

The don't have money to buy data to come online again.. infact hunger is dealing with them.

ogolemati:
O man of little faith.fuel will sell for #30 in this country.tinubu is here to make it happen

For more jokes text tinubu to 419

djlawex02:
Nah Atiku and Obi go first send condolences message. In other words by the time Tinubu finish with this country, nah only one clothes go remain for everybody neck🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Tinubu no get joy ooo

Who is funding this werey... I feel disgusted wen i see him or hear his name

Wainey:
I no understand.
U forgot tampon inside ur vagina for a whole month?

The vagina don turn to basket be dat na 🤣🤣🤣🤣 lord have mercy

For more jokes text tinubu to 419.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BALLOSKI:
I doubt that ever happening. They might further devalue the naira.

He feels by devaluing the naira, the state earns more.

He's not thinking that, if the states were receiving one naira before, and you're giving them 3 naira from the devalued system, you have reduced their purchasing power because that 1 naira can give them more than 3 naira now.

Very true.. so wat do we do at this point? Even Kenyan shillings is 10 times more valuable than the naira.. Nigeria is supposed to be d USA of Africa. That other Africans can come to for greener pastures. But see the kind of useless policies this APC government is bringing to us. 😭😭😭

Tinubu is a greedy person... My God.. see wat he have done to this country... Will our naira Eva exchange for 500 to 1Dollar?

Death to kidnappers... And looters of national treasury..

ATEAMS:
It's a trap!!


Police or drug lords will follow you .. you're automatically a scapegoat...


No think m

Na to disappear from the radar 🤣🤣

Hemanwel:
OP, you expect me to use my hard-earned data to open...what exactly?? Anyways, I'm just here to remind y'all that we still have three more years of Tinubulation. So, brace up, guys!

😭😭😭😭

7arrows:
Stop calling anyone men of God. We are all men of God including Muslims. Just say pastor or evangelist. That men of God people call them makes them feel like they are next to God.

You have spoken well. May u succeed in all your endeavors...

Am surprised that our daddy adeboye is silent now. He protested during Jonathan Regime. Wen life was better and sweeter. We're is he now. ? Is it because it's a Yoruba man that is rulling now? Or wat? I don't understand.. I don't talk about men of God in this manner but I can't keep this on my mind anymore. God come and save us ...😭😭😭😭

Someone should help me slap dat druggie out of office before he finally destroy wat is left of this country....

FnbAutos:
Painfully

😭😭😭😭😔😔

Lalami3232:
One thing I love about Lagos be say, dem no dey succeed to kidnap for Lagos. I really commend the government and the authorities for building an atmosphere wey kidnapping no fit thrive. How I wish other states can emulate this thing. Once again, congratulations to the security forces for a job well done
Oga did you meet your wife as a virgin? If NO, then use 20 seconds to read below

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes a.k.a non-virgins can't be trusted to

How kidnapping go work for Lagos? We're u see space. Lagos way people full? Anyway. Let them deal with the 3 boys very well.

Car of 9m is now 20m. Dat means some people will Neva drive good cars in their life...Tinubu thunder go fire u and your generation...

It's not even tokumbo. U want to sell it at 9m.. u even have d guts to say it's a distress sale?.. na waooo. U greedy pass Tinubu ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣

See as dis mugu dey sell himself out... 🤣🤣 Anyway the truth must surely come out 1 way or d oda. Keep licking his ass u hear IGP. THUNDER IS COMING.

iwaeda:
Nlfpmod, we warned oo. Anyways, he built Lagos.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Scam. Some 1 should slap him out of dat office before he destroys wat is left... See we're he brought us in just 365 plus days

saasala:
Baba don broke.
Collect his bank details and paste him like 2m, he go shut up.

I swear 🤣🤣🤣 hunger dey outside oooo🤣🤣

From presidential jet to cardilac. Where are we heading to. in this country? I no fit shout abeg

This is wat u get wen greedy monkeys rule a nation.. this is the highest form of embarrassment I have ever seen. The world is laughing at us

Adedaniel123:
Gerrout abeg. You don't know anything boy!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 na me u dey call boy abi? 🤣🤣🤣 It's ok..

Tayorshd87:
Tinubu the master strategist and a real politician by practices infact Tinubu has PhD in politics and he will continue to teach the Igbos politics from time to time.


We are all feeling his good policies and the one that is not favouring you doesn't mean it's a bad policies either.

Don't forget the subsidy he removed that caused all the inflation's are same subsidy Johnathan want to remove even Buhari want to remove it too so meaning logically the SUBSIDY is a real setback for the nation...


Many Nigerians still get mind to protest bad governace..

Let me educate you
Do u know landing price of petrol is 1200?

⏩ But yet NNPC sells at 550?
Who is paying the rest 🤔

During Buhari landing price of fuel is around 500+ but we buy fuel at 250 then meaning they pay 250 as subsidy per liter we buy..


But now some micrant will still open mouth to say Tinubu is this and that 🤔

I want to tell you the fact today that THANK God he removed the subsidy with 50% else Nigeria would have sinked by now ..

DONT FORGET PETROL IS A GLOBAL MARKET SO EVEN THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT don't have control over it ..

Our oil production is around 1.2m and our populations is over 300m 🤔

⏩ because some people will still want to say with all the resources we have 🤔

Can 1.2m feed 300m people 🤔

Buhari once said our youth are lazy because we don't or not keen to learn the cause for problems and benefit 🤔

Am not a millionaire and I don't have 100k in my bank account but yet for us to develop like other developed nations some certain steps has to be taken ..

DONT FORGET THE SO CALLED PEOPLE CHANTING ENDBAD GOVERNMENT are also the people in support of subsidy removal then that it's a scam this and that but they don't know this is the consequences 🤔

NIGERIA WILL BE GREAT 👍
ALLOW TINUBU TO BUILD AND CHIEVE HIS POLICY AIM BIKO

GOOD DAY

This ur story is not making sense at all. Must they export crude oil out of the country. Pay to refine it pay to import petrol back to the country? I mean wat happened to our refinaries? Can't we cut cost by fixing it and giving people a soft landing? Stop supporting evil pls. Life can be better than this in Nigeria. Tinubu is dumber dan buhari.. he have nothing to offer. How can u remove subsidy on everything and devalue the naira at the same time? This is d dumbest decision ever. Without salary increase grants or loans for businesses. Increase taxes and custom duty levey.. is this how to fix a nation? If ur ok with this. Nobody is.. ur the only person I. Support of wat d druggie is doing. Maybe because ur getting free food. Transportation and accommodation. It's well with u ooo.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣am not surprised... Who tinubu can not bribe does not exist...

If it's not distress sale the price will be 60m abi? Make una dey fear God oooo

01pudesseld:
Call or WhatsApp: 08028968131

State ur price oga. If it's not within someone budget. No need wasting time chatting u on Whatsapp.. u Gerit?🤣🤣

foliman:
Not exactly, once I'm home, I'll be forced to watch. It's my wife most favourite show.

What can I do?

That is wat my wife is watching as we speak. I just Taya for her🤣🤣 I can't be caught watching bb naija. I tried from the beginning but the house mates don't even have swag. Dey don't look like celebrities. So I lost interest. Immediately 🤣