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RomanceRe: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by lilmaydee(m): 9:52am On Apr 14, 2017
afoshat:
Actually there is this girl that i did wash a lil sha, i was at my school gate during the evening when i was jisting with my guy and buying suya arnd 7 pm while i was about turning around i had slightly hit this queen Elizabeth and i was like, haa sister sorry oooo, ha no vex the next was was, WHAT THE Bleep IS WRONG WITH U GUYS SEF, U BLIND, ehhh na so i fire back, look at this castrated chihuahua, u wear wonder bra and fake nyash u der waka like person wer dem don use anal finish, menh she never saw it coming, everybodys attention just turned to herand she just seighed and walked away, then i said yes ntooorrr
So u embarrassed her instead. Mehn, I can't do that. Shyness and guilty conscience go kill me throughout that week.
Abeg my people, I have a lil relationship problem
RomanceRe: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by lilmaydee(m):
Stevengerd:
Chai! Bro Were The Gal Kon Dey Naw
I went to my old neighbourhood to see some old friends after all these years and I saw her fetching water. I scanned her very well and noticed she has a protruding stomach, sagged bwest, pimples all over her face, unkempt hair. I felt bad. So I asked her why was she like this? She said it's because she was doing her laundry. She started famzing. I just bade her goodbye and left. I later got her story from my friends of how she was customer dada ni in the neighbourhood before she got pregnant and all the guys denied it. Though she said some horrible things that day. I can't just write them on here
RomanceRe: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by lilmaydee(m): 9:15pm On Apr 13, 2017
ChopBellefull:
Lol.. She gave u a good advice to chase money while she chased deek.. Irony
Lol! Sincerely, I hated her then for those things that she said to me. It was later on I realized she thought she wanted to embarrass but she motivated me.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Jimoh Ibrahim Over "Goodluck Jonathan Is An Armed Robber" Tweet by lilmaydee(m): 9:11pm On Apr 13, 2017
pahen1991:
u dont know and you dont want to learn.
Oya Baba abeg teach me since na u knw pass
RomanceRe: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by lilmaydee(m): 9:09pm On Apr 13, 2017
ChopBellefull:
Lmao.. D girl was very funny o... Buh she told u dat one in private.. Nd dat made u chase money well i guess
Yes oo. omo boy just begin hustle real hard. Though she said the bitter truth but guess I wasn't expecting such utterances from her. Saw her recently though. She don born pikin n d guy no gree collect am na her mama house she still dey all those beauty wey dey shak me den don kpafuka
RomanceRe: Guys!!! What Is The Worst Embarrassment You Received From A Lady? by lilmaydee(m): 6:34pm On Apr 13, 2017
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school
PoliticsRe: NNPC Confirms Sack Of Officials, Says Replacements To Be Announced Soon by lilmaydee(m): 6:00pm On Apr 13, 2017
I think it is safe to say that corruption is now a citizen of the federal republic of Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Jimoh Ibrahim Over "Goodluck Jonathan Is An Armed Robber" Tweet by lilmaydee(m): 5:29pm On Apr 13, 2017
yomz1e:
My apologies. but we all know there is no such thing as transparency in Nigerian politics, just because there are no substantial evidence does not mean GEJ didn't enrich himself at the nations cost. only time will tell. let us watch this space.
Ofcourse he did. It is only a foolish man that will say otherwise. The point I'm trying to make is that they are all thieves. What made GEJ so glaring was because he ran a chop I chop administration
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Jimoh Ibrahim Over "Goodluck Jonathan Is An Armed Robber" Tweet by lilmaydee(m): 5:05pm On Apr 13, 2017
pahen1991:
buhari promised never to probe jona
Why will Buhari promised not to probe him if he is indeed a thief. The answer is simple; it is because a thief doesn't probe a thief
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Jimoh Ibrahim Over "Goodluck Jonathan Is An Armed Robber" Tweet by lilmaydee(m): 4:57pm On Apr 13, 2017
yomz1e:
What a foolish person you are! as if this is not Nigeria.
Mister can't you state your opinion without insulting others.
I repeat if he is a thief and there are evidence to backup there allegetions they should write a petition against him and stop disturbing us with cock and bull story of how GEJ looted the treasury dry. As if they are saint themselves .
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Jimoh Ibrahim Over "Goodluck Jonathan Is An Armed Robber" Tweet by lilmaydee(m): 4:52pm On Apr 13, 2017
solid3:
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By the time Niger Delta boys start bombing pipeline, what will you say?
Niger Delta Boys or not. Trust me if EFCC and FG have strong evidence against GEJ they would have arrested him.
PoliticsRe: Whistle-blowing- Can U Blow Out Some One Who Have Help U? by lilmaydee(m): 3:43pm On Apr 13, 2017
If it's stolen money that belong to the people. I will collect my share then blow him to smithereens
PoliticsRe: Talks With Boko Haram Continue Over Chibok Girls by lilmaydee(m): 3:32pm On Apr 13, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Gov Ambode Appoints Kunle Afolayan, Others Into Board Of Arts And Culture by lilmaydee(m): 3:27pm On Apr 13, 2017
The poster before the poster above the poster above me needs some flogging. Lol! What am I saying sef?
CelebritiesRe: Lame Reason Given By Tboss On Why She Exposed Her Breast During BB Naija Show by lilmaydee(m): 3:24pm On Apr 13, 2017
Lame excuse indeed! Who showers with their clothes on in the first place. She thought showing her boobs will make viewers vote for her. Nice view though
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Jimoh Ibrahim Over "Goodluck Jonathan Is An Armed Robber" Tweet by lilmaydee(m): 3:15pm On Apr 13, 2017
If he is indeed a thief, why can't the EFCC arrest him. After all immunity no longer covers him. Enough of all these baseless accusations jare.
CareerRe: Customs Remove HND Dichotomy, Promote 3487 Officers by lilmaydee(m): 7:58am On Apr 11, 2017
there is still hope for tomorrow
PoliticsRe: Skye Bank Blocks Patience Jonathan From Accessing Her Unfrozen Account by lilmaydee(m): 7:44am On Apr 11, 2017
Kingsley1000:
i hate this cliche that"lets allow her enjoy her loot,after all,she isn't the only ex first lady"fight for corruption must start somewhere if we are ready to exterminate it in this country,if the federal government can take possession of her account,don't you think it will serve as a deterrent to others

Honestly speaking, this anti-graft war by this administration is a distraction from the real issues at hand. Since the inception till now no single person has been jailed. Nobody holy pass. That by the time another government take over, you will hear about the massive looting done by this administration too.
PoliticsRe: Skye Bank Blocks Patience Jonathan From Accessing Her Unfrozen Account by lilmaydee(m): 7:27am On Apr 11, 2017
WorldRichest:
My brethren, you are right, Mama Piss hid about $20 million in Skye Bank alone, now she wants to withdraw the money and sent it to her America or Europe Bank account. That will definitely affect the bank. $20 million is about 8 billion naira, she wants the bank to liquidate, Holy Ghjost Fire will not allow that.
I thought as much. Anyways, it's her money. EFCC and FG should allow her to enjoy her loot. After all, she isn't the only ex first lady to steal from Nigeria. Let me go and make my own millions too legitimately
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Efe Arrives Nigeria, Poses With Fans (photos) by lilmaydee(m): 7:21am On Apr 11, 2017
Based on logistic, I hereby welcome to Nigeria the newest millionaire in town. Ladies and Gentle please give a standing ovation to the one and only winner of BBN 2017, Mr Efe Ejeba aka EFeMoney.
PoliticsRe: Skye Bank Blocks Patience Jonathan From Accessing Her Unfrozen Account by lilmaydee(m): 7:15am On Apr 11, 2017
Sharpiro! She wan quickly comot the money to avoid stories that touch again. But wait oo! If she withdraw all that money won't it affect the bank?
EducationRe: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by lilmaydee(m): 9:40pm On Apr 06, 2017
EngrBello:
University dat accept lower are common in North but.... ppl are now rushing them while they face a very though compétitions from uppers too...
I will try my luck. Thank you very much for your time and advice
EducationRe: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by lilmaydee(m): 8:53pm On Apr 06, 2017
EngrBello:
my advice for u, is to put in for HND....
may be at YCT coz dey were affilated with NSUKKA ,after working hard on ur HND,then U can easily cross or do a HND
conversion programme to B.Sc
By YCT you mean Yaba College of Technology. I tried them last year but they turned down every part time students coming to do full time. What do you think about unis that accept lower credit and can someone still make first class?
EducationRe: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by lilmaydee(m): 8:02pm On Apr 06, 2017
AyarmBoye:
my friend went to his school den and paid a sum of 5k or so for it.... After some weeks 3-4 the regularization number was sent to him.... That was last year.. I don't know how Itz being done dis year..since I will be applying with ican ATS,, it don't need the regularization stuff,, so I don't think I need to know how Itz been done dis year... I hope u understand me
you have been very helpful to me
EducationRe: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by lilmaydee(m): 8:02pm On Apr 06, 2017
AyarmBoye:
my friend went to his school den and paid a sum of 5k or so for it.... After some weeks 3-4 the regularization number was sent to him.... That was last year.. I don't know how Itz being done dis year..since I will be applying with ican ATS,, it don't need the regularization stuff,, so I don't think I need to know how Itz been done dis year... I hope u understand me
Thanks a lot. I will go to Ikorodu main campus then to make inquiry
EducationRe: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by lilmaydee(m): 7:19pm On Apr 06, 2017
AyarmBoye:
your only problem is lower credit because u can be regularized and given new Registration number... However ur lower credit is a major detriment to ur chances.... I have a guy who did part time in laspotech,, currently and accounting student in oau
thanks for the swift response. I know the lower credit is a detriment but I read it somewhere that some unis accept lower credit for DE. Since u said I can be regularized. Please how do I go about it?
EducationRe: DIRECT ENTRY Admission. by lilmaydee(m): 6:10pm On Apr 06, 2017
EngrBello:
Rugularization is meant for u to update all ur admission details on jamb website provided that You didn't get admissions letter directly from jamb in ur previous school of study.
You need to update ur details just like others who got admission letter directly from jamb.

Those details will be used by them and especially for your future NYSC posting.
I did part time in Lagos state polytechnic, computer science and finished with lower credit (2.99) National Diploma. I want to know if I will be admitted through DE.
My fears are:
No JAMB registration number
Lower credit
Part time. Please I need your candid response
Christianity EtcRe: Your Dreams Explained by lilmaydee(m): 8:39am On Apr 06, 2017
TayeJiboluwa:
Your dreams is who you are. Your dreams can break or make you. Job 33:14-23. Post your dreams here or send it to me through tcrojem@gmail.com, and I will give you the true divine meaning. Your dream is your life.
Good morning Sir, I sent you a mail with this subject " dream interpretation". Awaiting your response sir.
RomanceRe: "That Backside Can't Be 19" - Online Users React To Lady's 19th Birthday Photos by lilmaydee(m): 12:39pm On Apr 03, 2017
All these indomie generation girls grow bigger than their age. Unlike we the cassava generation.
HealthRe: Meningitis Outbreak; Here’s How To Prevent Spread Of The Contagious Disease by lilmaydee(m): 12:26pm On Apr 03, 2017
One day. one problem. Naija which way?

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